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Clips from The Office - Product Recall (S03E03)

"Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants"
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"Hand me that water. I always say, "Beer me.""
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"(SINGING) Give me the beat boys and free my soul"
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"Well, not everything a guy says needs to be said."
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"JIM: Oh, she that teacher in the white?"
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"And breaking corporate news."
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"You've been granted level three security clearance."
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"Can I get you a beverage? Yeah, I'd like a..."
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"You never told me you were in high school!"
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"Well, that's not going to hold up in court."
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"I don't accept your apology."
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"I'll be with you in a moment. All right."
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"because it's a felony."
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"Where are you from?"
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"So what do you want?"
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"May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual?"
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"Both animals were smiling. Okay."
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"By now, you're probably sick of hearing about Dunder Mifflin"
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"and especially not to me."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah."
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"(SCATTING THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT)"
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"Sweet."
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"Look at that."
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"Which one is she?"
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"Have a seat."
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"I'm so sorry. Bye."
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"He says he needs a woman's touch."
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"There is no way I will resign."
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"MICHAEL: The F-word."
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"I thought so, too."
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"I look like an idiot!"
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"We've gotta do something."
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"these difficult times."
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"Crisis management squad. "F and C, double-time"?"
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"Well, we're going to be recalling all of that paper."
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"Great."
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"Really? Dixon City?"
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"that the one that you might want to work on is apologizing."
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"a week or two."
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"that every single piece of copier paper in this town"
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"Do you think you're taking it a little... ...blind, deaf, dumb."
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"Absolutely. I couldn't be more sorry about this..."
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"I mean, for example, with the last thing you said,"
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"Here is your headline,"
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"Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time."
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"What about music?"
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"Hey. Look sharp. Hey. Hi. Hello, Dwight Schrute."
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"from the Washington Post. Scranton Times."
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"Well, we are extremely sorry."
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"Absolutely."
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"I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable."
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"and then CNN does a story about it and then YouTube gets a hold of it."
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"and our embarrassing watermark boner."
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"If I am fired, I swear to God,"
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"not to my clients,"
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"So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card."
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"Come on, man. Just give it a couple of days. I think you'll be all right."
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"I'm Jim Halpert."
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