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Clips from The Office - Product Recall (S03E03)

"One more. Why are you talking like that?"
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"To save time, Jim."
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"Actually, I think you could make the argument that it wastes time."
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"PAM: Yeah, she has a good point."
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"by the time you explained it... Okay, okay, okay..."
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"...it actually took up more time. You know what?"
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"Forget it! Where is Creed?"
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"Creed. Here."
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"Quality assurance. Your job."
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"I really think you screwed the pooch on this one, Creed."
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"Because of you, the entire company is in jeopardy."
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"Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check"
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"And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens."
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"Accounting, you are on customer service duty today."
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"That's not really our job. Midnight, Oscar!"
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"Don't worry. Kelly will be training you first."
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"Kelly's training us?"
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"(SINGING) This day is bananas B- A-N-A-N-A-S"
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"This day is bananas"
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"I don't have a headache."
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"Jim. Big fire in your house. Your client, Dunmore High School,"
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"sent out their prom invitations on this paper."
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"Went home to all the kids. Yeah, I got a call in already."
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"No, no, no. Not good enough. This is a keystone account."
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"I want you in the school in person."
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"All right."
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"I want you to bring a partner. I'll go."
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"No, sweet cheeks."
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"Andy, you go."
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"William Dolittle at your service, a.k.a. Will Do."
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"Yeah, I'm definitely going to go alone."
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"No! No! I need two men on this!"
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"Get on this! Dwight,"
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"I want you to be in charge of the press conference."
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"Yes! You are entering the no-spin zone!"
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"Not."
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"best thing to do is call a press conference."
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"Alert the media and then you control the story."
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"That's what happened to O.J."
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"The press wants a story? I will give them a story."
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"Oh, did the press ask for a story?"
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""Scranton Area Paper Company""
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""Some Companies Still Know How Business is Done.""
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"Okay?"
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"Yes. Hello. Creed Bratton, quality assurance, Dunder Mifflin, Scranton."
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"I was supposed to meet with one of your floor managers last week"
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"for a quality inspection, and he or she wasn't there,"
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"The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job."
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"I will do whatever it takes to survive."
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"Like I did when I was a homeless man."
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"is because you're not good at interacting with people. But guess what?"
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"So give yourselves a round of applause."
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"I wonder how many phone calls you're missing"
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"while you're teaching us to answer calls."
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"I know, right? Probably a lot."
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"Can you just tell us what we need to do so we can go?"
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"Okay, Angela, I love your enthusiasm!"
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"All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say,"
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"(MIMICS BRITISH ACCENT) And I talked like this for the whole conversation."
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"(MIMICS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Oh! Can I be Australian, mate?"
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"KELLY: Absolutely!"
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"KEVIN: Hello, mate!"
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"(MIMICS BRITISH ACCENT) I like ice cream. I need a boyfriend."
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"(MIMICS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) I like ice cream, too, mate!"
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"Beer me."
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"So how's what's her name?"
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"You know her name."
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"How's the apartment hanging?"
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"It's fine."
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"Check out this sunshine, man. Global warming, right?"
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"Today was supposed to be really cold I bet."
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"You have any music?"
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"Yeah, you should have said so."
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"(SCATTING)"
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"I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away"
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"(SCATTING)"
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"Give me the beat boys and free my little ol' soul"
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"I was thinking more like a CD or... A CD?"
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"Your call, dude. My girlfriend made me an awesome mix."
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"Beer me that disc."
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"So, Tuna, when we get in there, let's do a really good job, okay?"
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"Did that really need to be said?"
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"Sometimes it's just about the music of a conversation."
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"What the..."
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"No, she's a part-time frozen yogurt chef."
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"The one in the green hoodie."
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"Wow."
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"ANDY: She's, like, probably a tutor... Nope."
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"She probably teaches... No."
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"There's no..."
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"Okay, Karen, Ryan, Pam, center stage."
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"Pam, run a comb through your hair."
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"DWIGHT: First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top."
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"The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow."
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""I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets."
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"Hi. And you must be"
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"Chad Lite, Lighter Side of Life."
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"Oh, dear God."
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"Regional Manager Michael Scott will be addressing the client"
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"Andy, you know what?"
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"We don't have a lot of time, so we should probably..."
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"Are you a student here?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I had no idea."
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"We didn't do anything illegal."
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"Sir... Yes, you have a valid point..."
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"Okay."
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"I have an aunt in Carbondale. ANGELA: Excuse me?"
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"And I've already told you the official position of Dunder Mifflin is apologetic,"
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"Okay, first, I just want to say that you are doing so good."
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"Look, you have so many good qualities,"
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"I get a call from Debbie Brown"
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"saying she has an emergency dentist appointment."
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"Now I'm told she told her manager she had the flu."
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"but I just wish Debbie Brown had been there. We would've caught this."
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"Yes."
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"I'll be sure someone returns your call."
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"Hello, I'm looking for Michael Scott."
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"Even though she's a pretty unimportant client, really."
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