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Clips from NewsRadio - Kids (S03E03)

"they bring them to me, and I edit them."
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"and they take them into that, uh..."
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"That glass room out there."
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"Right. Yeah. And then I--"
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"and the day after that until..."
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"What do you say to a snack? Huh?"
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"Yeah. Come on."
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"And that. Here we go."
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"Darn it. MATTHEW: Dave?"
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"Uh-huh? We have a little situation here"
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"Well, Adam took my scissors, and he won't give them back."
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"I had them first. No, you didn't."
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"Did so. He didn't."
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"No, you didn't."
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"Did so... Did not. La-la-la..."
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"I can't hear you. He's lying!"
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"Matthew, did you leave a magazine lying around in here?"
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"Um... Cat Fancier?"
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"Oh. Mm-hmm."
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"That is not mine. Mm-hmm."
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"Would you get Bill and Joe in here, please."
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"Now, Mr. James, I-- No. No, no, no."
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"what made you decide to become involved"
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"in our mentoring program?"
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"Well, Mary, uh--"
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"How can I put this?"
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"Um, I'm rich, single, got plenty of time and energy,"
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"Oh, my. Well, you're quite the A student, aren't you?"
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"Yeah, that could be."
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"for turning on the faucet."
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"Well-- Well, that's okay. It's a..."
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"You know, just-- Just pretend you didn't see him."
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"Cleanliness is very important in the business world,"
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"Not really."
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"Cool. Yeah."
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"But that doesn't mean it's okay"
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"for little boys to sit down to eat"
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"with dirty hands, now, does it?"
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"Rodney, did you pee on your hands?"
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"No. That's good enough for me. Let's order."
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"I don't care who's leaving these..."
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"Bill McNeal will now speak."
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"Well put, Kevin. Let's be honest here."
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"Just because someone was careless enough"
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"around, doesn't mean we need a lecture about--"
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"Can I have a soda?"
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"Sure."
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"thank God it was me that found these particular items,"
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"because a female coworker might consider them"
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"You're a spaz."
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"Why can't we sit in?"
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"Because girls are stupid."
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"I did not teach him that. Yes, you did."
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"I'll explain it later."
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"Why aren't girls allowed in the meeting?"
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"Because girls are stupid,"
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"and boys are the best. No."
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"Well, I guess we know who the future congressman is."
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"Anyway, and Dave, of all people,"
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"should be aware that a boys-only meeting"
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"is inappropriate workplace behavior."
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"Who? The little boy in the blue suit?"
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"Yes. Anyway, I'm sure he has a good reason."
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"Mm-hmm. And that would be...?"
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"you're talking about a guy that likes to curl up"
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"before he goes to bed."
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"Ooh, how romantic."
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"does send a bad message."
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"Right, Martha?"
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"Why are you black?"
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"Why not? Can I be black like you?"
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"I'll put in a call and see what I can do."
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"These precious little creatures who..."
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"are the, uh-- The future, really, of womankind--"
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"You do that again, and I will torture you."
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"Beth..."
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"Whoop! Yes?"
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"Oh, you did. That's okay, honey."
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"Um, Catherine,"
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"is there some clean, um,"
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"What was that you were saying about Dave's..."
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"[SHUTS DRAWER]"
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"[WHISPERS] I don't want them to see it."
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"Look, it's okay, Lisa."
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"I mean, just because Dave has one or two or..."
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"Actually, seven."
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"Well, I-I didn't say that it did."
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"Well, Catherine's right, because, I mean,"
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"we all know that men need to look at these"
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"on a regular basis, or they can get really sick."
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"which one of your former boyfriends told you that?"
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"All of them. All I'm saying is that if Dave wants"
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"to look at pictures of-- Shh!"
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"Apples? Alrighty, fine. Apples, it is."
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"even though Dave has a very nice apple tree at home,"
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"sometimes he gets curious about what other apples taste like."
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"I think that it's time we all went back to work."
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"and MacIntosh apples, and--"
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"Fuji apples? Very good, Kim."
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"And Fuji apples."
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"Granny Smith apples?"
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"Good old, reliable"
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"Granny Smith apple back home."
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"Okay. Who wants to photocopy their face?"
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"GIRLS [IN UNISON]: Me. Me. Me."
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"What aren't?"
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"The..."
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"No, no. No, I--"
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"It's natural. It's just all, you know, different apples--"
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"No, I, uh--"
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"No, I found them in the break room,"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Well, if you think it's embarrassing for you,"
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"why are you embarrassed? Huh?"
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"Not really. I'm actually kind of lazy,"
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"if you want to know the truth."
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"you can basically just sit around, goof off"
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"and watch your money make money."
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"Oh, first we ask for permission."
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"No, that's okay."
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