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Clips from NewsRadio - Kids (S03E03)

"If you gotta go to the can, go to the can."
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"May I please go to the can? Attaboy. Get out of here."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"I-it's hard enough to teach him proper manners"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I didn't realize I was doing that."
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"Okay, yeah... [CLEARS THROAT]"
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"I'll tell him the evil Jimmy left, and I took his place."
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"Sit up straight, stop picking your teeth,"
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"and no more laughing"
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"when Rodney, as you put it, "rips one off.""
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"Oh. Ahem. I don't know if that sounds easier, but, uh,"
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"Damn. And don't say damn."
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"All right, but what the f--"
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"Could you send someone to cut this tape off my wrists, Dave?"
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"Yeah, in a sec."
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"Sorry, it's just grownups only right now, all right?"
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"Hey, Bill, can you grab me a cold one, please?"
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"Sure."
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"Thanks, Greg. You're welcome."
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"GIRL: You're out of staples!"
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"Lisa, do you wanna come in here."
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"GIRL: Get back here. Oh!"
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"Well, now it's just us grownups, so let's cut the crap."
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"Who's leaving the porn mags lying around?"
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"[SIGHS] You know, Dave,"
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"if you want to discuss your filthy business"
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"with everyone, that's fine."
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"he can get really sick."
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"Well, I have an idea. Why don't the five of us"
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"all go see a couples therapist together, hmm?"
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"Um, Lisa, come on."
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"Please, just tell me who it is."
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"Dave, did you ever stop to consider"
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"that it might be one of the 15 or 20 other guys"
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"who work in this station? Joe's right."
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"How come every time there's a problem,"
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"you assume that it's one of us? What about them?"
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"What if it was..."
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"that guy whose name I don't know?"
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"Because somebody gave those people"
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"the impression they're not allowed in the break room."
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"Who cares about this? It really doesn't matter--"
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"Look, yeah, well, I don't care who it is either,"
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"So...if the person who left the magazines in there"
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"is in this room,"
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"write on a slip of paper, "I did it,""
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"and put it in a cup."
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"DAVE: Then write, "I didn't do it.""
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"Dave, why are you so obsessed with this?"
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"I just want to clear my name."
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"[SIGHS] There."
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"The proof is in the cup."
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""I did it." "I did it.""
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"Sweet of you guys to cover for Dave."
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"has an insatiable appetite for hard-core porn."
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"MATTHEW: Dave, let it go."
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"Lisa... [KIDS YELLING]"
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"Well...how was lunch, you two?"
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"Thank you for asking."
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"Oh, please. Allow me, my dear."
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"Jimmy, could I talk with you for a second?"
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Bill, do you have something"
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"BILL: Oh, really?"
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"We don't need your education."
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"Bill, please. That's not a very nice tone of voice"
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"Mm-hmm. He's improved"
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"You could learn a thing or two from him, Mr. McNeal."
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"[ELEVATOR DINGS]"
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"Will you give me a call, Jimmy?"
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"Goodbye, Rodney. Bye."
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"Yeah, well... Now, don't worry."
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"she got interested in me."
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"I'll bring her over to the dark side later."
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"Uh, she gave it to me in a math problem."
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"you're supposed to subtract this number from this number."
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"Uh..."
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"No, Rod man, Rod man. Come here."
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"Could you help me out with this?"
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"555-0122."
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"Excellent. Thanks. Thanks."
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"555-- That's one of those fake telephone numbers!"
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"All right, for the last time,"
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"those magazines are not my property."
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"What, are you telling me you're part of some"
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"All right. Enough! Do you guys wanna know"
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"who the office porn fiend is?"
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"Yes. Dave."
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"Five thousand dollars."
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"Let's just say, you promise to help me"
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"with my golf essay instead."
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"Fine. Whatever. Okay."
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"I just wanna get it over with."
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"All right. I just want you to know,"
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"this is not easy for me,"
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"because I am not a snitch."
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"A friend of mine told me"
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"in those magazines."
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"Anyway...here is the essay"
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"Actually, it's not so much an essay as it is a--"
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"It's more of a letter."
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"No, no. The beginning is. But then it..."
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"You know, it kinda...meanders off."
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"Anyway...thanks a lot, you guys."
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"Grammatically correct?"
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"No, I was gonna say, physically possible."
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"Oh."
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"Uh, Beth? Yeah?"
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"Ah. Then could you take care of something for me."
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"They were kissing."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Well, let's get back to work, shall we?"
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"erotic literature?"
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"Yes."
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"If one of our female coworkers found it, she'd have--"
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"from watching all you people work."
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"There they are."
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"Hello, little people."
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"just because you're sitting on a nudie magazine."
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