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Clips from Seinfeld - The Dealership (S09E09)

"Arby's no more than once a month..."
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"...and in exchange Elaine comes to your softball game..."
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"...and doesn't read a book."
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"- So you're back together? - Yeah."
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"All right, all right, that's enough. Now, let's get back to my deal."
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"That undercoating, that's a rip-off, isn't it, David?"
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"Oh, we don't even know what it is."
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"- So I'm getting the insider's deal? - The insider's deal."
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"High-five."
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"There's the dealer."
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"We did it. We pulled it off. I can't believe it."
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"- Where's the needle? - Oh, it broke off, baby."
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"Oh, Mr. Kramer, I gotta thank you. I learned a lot."
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"Things are gonna be different for me now."
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"I wonder how much longer we'd have lasted."
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"Yeah, yeah, I wonder."
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"This is nice. What kind of car is this?"
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"Caprice Classic."
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"You couldn't just give him one high-five?"
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"It's like the wave at ball games. Air quotes."
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"The phrase, Don't go there."
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"Someone's gotta take a stand."
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"This Arby's is good."
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"So, George, I still don't understand. How is that a setup?"
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"Who were you trying to setup anyway? The mechanic or the manager?"
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"I don't know. All of them, they're all crooks."
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"I couldn't get all different candy bars anyway."
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"What was that?"
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"I think there's a mental hospital near here."
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"Yeah, very near."
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"Well, I think we stopped."
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"You can probably let go of my hand now."
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"Well, I'll think about it."
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"Do you have my card?"
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"Would you stop it? You'll have plenty of time to destroy it after I get it."
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"You owe me five."
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"Actually, it looks like we're gonna need some gas."
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"...where I can tell between nougat and cookie."
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"I'm starving. I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine."
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"No, no, no. Elaine, the car can wait."
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"I have the window."
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"Mr. Kramer, the road."
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"Puddy is screwing me on this car, which is yellow now."
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"Now, look. You both find each other attractive, right?"
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"And where does it end? Then everyone's doing it."
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"Oh, God."
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"That was a cool one."
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"So I decided I'm gonna go with a 900 convertible."
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"Come on."
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"You're the grease monkey."
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