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Clips from Seinfeld - The Note (S03E03)

"Well, can I-?"
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"Can I at least just talk to her so I can apologize?"
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"I can't believe this. I make one innocent comment..."
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"This woman is insane."
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"What?"
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"You were too close to me. I was all scrunched in there."
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"Hey, you scrunched me."
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"Hey."
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"I saw DiMaggio in the doughnut shop again."
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"- Yeah. - Joe DiMaggio?"
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"...and I really watched him."
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"For example, he dunks."
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"- Joe DiMaggio dunks his doughnuts? - That's right."
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"See, now I know it's not him. Joe DiMaggio could not be a dunker."
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"Oh, he's a dunker."
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"- Why couldn't he be a dunker? - Nothing diverts his attention."
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"Like, I'm sitting in there, you know..."
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"He wouldn't move. So then I started doing these yelping noises, like:"
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"No reaction, because the guy is so focused, you see."
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"He dunks like he hits."
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"- So then what? - Well..."
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"...or they're gonna throw me out."
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"Why didn't you just call out his name?"
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"What happened to you?"
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"These kids called me a Mary."
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"A what?"
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"For some reason, I went like this:"
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"And they called me a Mary."
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"So I chased them and I tripped and I fell."
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"What is that?"
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"No, really. What is that?"
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"Hello."
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"Oh, hi, Roy."
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"What?"
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"How did this happen?"
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"What can I do?"
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"That was Roy. He's under investigation for insurance fraud."
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"- I told you. - Told me what?"
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"- I told you we shouldn't do it. - I didn't say anything."
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"Three notes. How stupid was that? We never should've got three notes."
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"- Three notes? - Yeah. You, me and George."
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"- You got me a note? - Yeah."
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"- But I got my own note. - You what?"
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"- I got a note from my gynecologist. - Why'd you do that?"
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"- You didn't say anything. - Neither did you."
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"That's how he got caught. We sent in four notes from two doctors."
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"How could you do that to your friend?"
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"He's got a wife, kids and a lot of other stuff."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I just thought maybe I could talk to Roy if-"
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"Pam, did the x-ray from Mrs. Sloane-?"
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"- Hi. - Hi, Roy."
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"- How you doing? - Come on back."
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"- I don't even know what to say. - Me neither."
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"- I knew this would happen. - Me too."
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"I mean, the whole thing, it's just..."
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"- No? - No. It's..."
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"- Unsettling? - Okay."
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"- I mean, what if they-? - I hope you're both happy."
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"I'm not happy."
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"Me, neither. I've never been happy."
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"I mean, I'm happy sometimes, but not now."
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"In college, maybe."
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"- Those were fun times. - Yeah, college was fun."
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"- Don't mind her. - Oh, please. I love her."
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"I've just met her, but I'm very impressed."
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"I've never had a problem with these notes before."
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"What's gonna happen now?"
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"What? The physical therapist? Why?"
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"She has to say the complaint was related to a dental problem."
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"How you doing?"
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"Hi. Look, I know I don't have an appointment..."
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"...but it's really important that I talk with Julianna."
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"I know she's mad at me, but I really have to speak with her."
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"I told you she's not here."
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"Look, you have to leave."
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"Wait a second. Don't you-?"
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"- Please. - But, you see..."
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"Let me talk to you for a second. What I did is inadvertently-"
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"I treated you, so please just get out of the office."
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"Can't you listen to me?"
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"Run, Billy! Run to the office and close the door."
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"Call the police."
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"The police."
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"What is the-?"
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"Hi, George."
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"Hello."
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"Raymond?"
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"It's a slap on the wrist."
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"I still don't see any dinner invitations forthcoming."
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"Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies."
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"All of a sudden, I'll be in the middle."
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"Of what?"
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"And a guy will appear from out of nowhere."
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"I said, Get out of here."
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"What do you want? You don't belong here."
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"- What do they do? - They talk back."
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"They go, Hey, George, how's it going?"
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"I said, Get the hell out of here."
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"Hey, it's the K-Man."
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"Oh, man."
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"Just came from Roy's."
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"- Did he say anything? - No, no. He's fine."
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"Oh, my God. It's..."
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"- What? - Joe DiMaggio."
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"- And he's dunking. - Yeah."
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"Look at him."
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"The Yankee Clipper."
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"Here."
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"Oh, please."
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"See? I told you."
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"What causes homophobia?"
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"What is it that makes a heterosexual man worry?"
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"I think it's because men know that deep down..."
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"We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right."
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"Men think, Obviously, I can be talked into anything."
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"What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store..."
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"Have you seen any good movies?"
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"She actually seemed to get a little paranoid."
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"Holyfield. He's a good friend of one of my patients."
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