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Clips from Shameless - The Sins of My Caretaker (S03E03)

"Medical bills, maternity clothes,"
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"Lawyer fee, contract fees."
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"Low end? 40 grand."
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"To raise that kinda scratch."
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"- Sister, I so admire the vow you've taken."
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"It takes such strength"
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"To resist the lure of temptation,"
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"[clatter upstairs] oh!"
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"Oh, sister, I'm-- I'm so sorry."
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"With new liberties."
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"And it's as if we're adding on a little wing or two."
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"[drilling]"
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"[sighs] oh, sister."
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"Jody is pushing me to new levels."
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"He warned me not to go"
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"And now I can't find my way back."
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"[crying] I've never had so many things"
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"Inserted into so many parts of my body at once!"
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"Have I encouraged him to overstep his boundaries?"
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"Or am I helping him to create"
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"New and--and healthy ones?"
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"Inflicting sexual pain"
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"- You ready, mama? Batteries are charged!"
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"Oh, you're a good one."
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"- Gloves?"
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"I think it's dry. - Oh, sorry."
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"That huge fight that dad had with mr. Ward,"
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"I thought it was because of the crappy grade"
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"I got on my bread mold project,"
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"To discuss it in private."
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"I am such an idiot."
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"And that wedding that we went to in hawaii"
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"Went to bed early, and dad stayed up dancing"
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"All night with the best man."
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"Is that he couldn't tell me the truth."
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"Or that I'd think less of him?"
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"Does my brother know?"
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"[take me out to the coast by waters]"
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"♪"
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"- Wait, so there's butthole involved?"
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"And watch family guy. You wanna come?"
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"- Uh, no, I've been driving all day."
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"- Maybe next time you wanna throw in"
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"Debbie or carl or liam's with yours."
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"- Sure, no problem."
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"Hey, if you change your mind,"
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"Come down, okay?"
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"You know how you plunge a toilet when it's backed up?"
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"- Yeah."
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"- Think of it as one dude"
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"Plunging another dude's toilet."
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"- I don't want someone else's kid."
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"I want a little punk with your pretty eyes"
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"And your crooked smile."
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"- I don't know, v, at some point"
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"We might have to accept that it's not meant to be."
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"That would trash my tubes?"
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"Was I meant to google him all afternoon"
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"To write on his wall some psychotic rant"
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"- Baby, it's okay. - No, it's not."
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"Fuck his weak-ass rhymes,"
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"And fuck all the fuckin' money I spent on condoms"
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"For the last 20 years."
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"And fuck you for acting like you don't wanna"
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"You know I do, more than anything."
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"- Then let's fight."
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"[laughs]"
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"- Let me spell this out for you."
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"The city digs up some bones."
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"They figure out it's aunt ginger."
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"They date the bones."
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"They realize she's been dead for 14 years,"
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"And yet, her social security checks"
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"Are being cashed every month."
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"This isn't a dui, frank."
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"You buried a body and you stole"
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"You will never get out of prison."
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"Think about it."
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"- Hey. You know the guy"
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"He wants me to sneak into his mansion,"
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"Take all of his crap."
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"- Really?"
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"He's loaded. You want in?"
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"Jesus! Use blanks, maybe?"
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"Fuck."
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"- Can I bring my cousins?"
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"- Yeah. - All right."
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"I'm in. [gunshot]"
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"I don't know what you see"
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"In that geriatric viagroid."
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"[gunshots]"
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"[ice cream truck chimes]"
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"- Yeah, we're low on joints."
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"But it needs rolling."
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"- You guys look like you could use some help."
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"- Sure. We need papers."
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"- You guys are really killing it."
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"- Two fountains, a pack of sparklers,"
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"- Why? - Molly could help, he offered."
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"Actually we're good here too. You can go home."
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"- You know what? Have her stick around."
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"I gotta hit the alibi in ten minutes away."
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"- I can handle it. - I'm good to stay."
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"[toilet flushes]"
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"[phone line trilling]"
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"Hi, this is fiona."
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"I'm working register two."
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"Fine. I'll try again."
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"To take a smoke break in the employee bathroom?"
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"- I don't even smoke parliaments."
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"♪ until you do this every time ♪"
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"- Holy crap, congrats on your puberty."
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"- Yeah, your tits look great."
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"You know, they always say it happens overnight."
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"- Go for a swim."
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"Try out your new bod."
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"- Okay."
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"♪"
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"- It's my fourth."
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"- I don't care if it's your 44th."
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