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Clips from Shameless - The Sins of My Caretaker (S03E03)

"Saw a dolphin masturbate. - Yeah?"
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"Well, my finger's broken, my parents are divorced,"
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"And my dad's a fairy, so-- - a fairy?"
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"It's like the verbal equivalent of a dude wearing uggs."
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"- Yeah, well, I appreciate the sympathy, thanks."
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"- Get over it."
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"- Good denizens of cook county,"
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"Of that jewelry store on south ashland in '92?"
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"- Oh, yeah, sure."
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"- How do you know that?"
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"And I found this."
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"- Shit, is that gold?"
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"Pretty dirty, gotta get it appraised."
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"The point being, this is only the tip"
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"Of the golden iceberg."
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"Now I can't dig it all up by myself."
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"So I will give a sizeable cut"
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"To anyone who helps me unearth it."
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"[sparse chuckles]"
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"Onward, onward. Let's go."
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"- Let's do it. - That's the spirit."
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"This is what made america great."
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"- Ew, period! Period!"
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"[laughter]"
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"- Okay."
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"What about that maid you used to work with?"
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"- Too medicated. - Fiona?"
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"- Too white."
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"- Really? Is that a concern of yours?"
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"- I want it to have my genetic material,"
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"Or at least look like it does."
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"- What about your cousin sharonda?"
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"She fell off the wagon, was fried by noon."
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"- Well, what about your other cousin?"
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"- No, 'cause I want our kid to look pretty like you."
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"She seems older."
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"- [grunts]"
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"- Aah. [grunts]"
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"There's so much shit in the yard."
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"- This is as far as you got?"
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"- Frank, do you know for certain"
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"- Uh, you know what?"
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"Try along that fence there."
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"I saw her rootin' around in there like a badger."
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"Is it desert storm night at the cheesecake factory?"
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"- Why are you acting like a dick to mandy?"
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"Said you told her to go home."
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"- Is molly leaving too?"
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"Our plans for the night and when"
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"We're going to see her friend's band"
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"And what we're doing next week."
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"- So she likes hanging out with you."
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"- No, I'm her best friend."
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"All right, and you're acting like a douche bag."
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"Stop treating her like garbage."
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"- There's a body. We know about it."
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"- Once again saddled with a mess we didn't create."
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"The sooner it'll all be over."
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"- I still got blisters on my hand from yesterday."
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"- I don't want molly to leave!"
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"- She got her period at the pool today."
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"- I can't wait to get my period."
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"- You're not a girl, honey."
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"You're a boy who was raised"
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"Who made you think you were a girl"
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"Because she hates men."
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"- I'm not a girl?"
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"- Lip."
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"- [crying]"
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"[knock at door] - debbie?"
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"It was ketchup."
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"They did it in front of everyone!"
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"- Debs. - [crying]"
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"They're gonna make all the bad decisions"
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"And you're gonna get to learn from their mistakes."
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"- Why do they have to be so mean?"
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"Like that chick at the store yesterday."
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"Did I deserve that? No."
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"But did I take her shit? No way."
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"'cause I'm better than that and so are you."
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"Nobody fucks with the gallaghers."
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"- [crying]"
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"- Debbie?"
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"- Go away."
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"- Open the door."
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"- [deep breath]"
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"[crying]"
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"- Come on."
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"- [sobs]"
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"- We gotta dig."
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"[rock music]"
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"The silence doesn't include the internet?"
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"- [grunts]"
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"- I think I'm gonna puke."
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"- Muscle through it. We gotta find her."
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"- Oh, my god. - Shit, carl!"
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"That actually kinda worked."
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"- You get those from the fireworks stash?"
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"- Reeks out here."
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"Oh, man."
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"About all the stuff, just with my dad, I--"
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"I'm, like, there for you, but the one time I need you,"
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"- Carl thinks he's a cancer survivor."
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"Molly thinks she's a girl with a penis."
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"Debbie's getting terrorized at the public pool."
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"This yard smells like a sewer."
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"I got three drunk assholes"
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"Operating power tools behind me."
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"Oh!"
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"So you wanna talk? Fine."
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"But dig while you do it."
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"I'm really tired of playing this"
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"my tragedy is bigger than your tragedy game."
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"My entire world got rocked,"
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"What's important to me should be important to you."
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"- Look at us."
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"We are literally digging up a body."
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"[chuckles] oh, that's great."
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"Walk away."
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"That's a real pussy move."
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