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Clips from Shameless - The Sins of My Caretaker (S03E03)

"Careful, careful."
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"She's not long for this world, I'm afraid."
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"- Oh. - She's taken a vow of silence,"
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"So you don't have to worry about her"
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"- Oh."
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"- This is her pain medication."
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"- Great, yeah. - And--and--"
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"Oh, and make sure her ipad is always charged."
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"She can play angry birds till the cows come home."
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"That's just a, um, harness for patients."
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"- Uh-huh. - Uh, shed key?"
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"- On the fridge, top of the fridge."
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"Why are you orange?"
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"Frank?"
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"- I don't know what it is, red,"
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"Knowing I can drive across town"
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"And find you here, bent over cans of chicken stock."
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"[sighs] look. I-I'm sorry."
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"- Just a little."
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"So listen."
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"And I'm hoping you could help."
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"- Candace changed the locks on the house--"
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"And she won't let me back in,"
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"If I do it, the neighbors might recognize me."
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"You go in during daylight hours"
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"And you look like movers."
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"You'll be fine."
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"She'll be unconscious until well past noon."
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"You can take anything you want."
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"All I want are my two armani suits,"
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"What do you say?"
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"Will you do it?"
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"- Frank? - Yes, son?"
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"In another dude's mouth?"
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"- Well, sometimes men discover things about themselves,"
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"- Well, I'm sure at first they're attracted"
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"To each other's build."
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"And once a connection gets made,"
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"Then the wieners get licked."
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"It's a scorcher today, ain't it?"
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"- Hey, debs, how was the pool?"
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"- Great. Where are the swim diapers?"
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"Aah!"
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"How to swallow without gagging, and for what?"
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"She was raised right."
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"She don't think she's better than nobody."
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"But I got five kids to feed."
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"- Oh, you know, just employee shenanigans."
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"When I just saw you two weeks ago?"
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"And I can't get pregnant. I need another exam."
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"- But you said last time I had a chance"
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"I also used the words, highly unlikely"
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"- You got my baby girl's hopes up for nothing."
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"- I chose to mitigate a difficult discussion"
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"With upbeat and positive phrasings."
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"Can I have a damn baby or not?"
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"- Of course. When gay dudes get horny,"
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"Swim diapers. - Thank god."
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"I've already had to fish out two poops."
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"Ew."
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"[sparks]"
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"- Daddy!"
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"You stink like bleach."
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"- Yeah, I was at the pool today."
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"I stayed under for 112 seconds."
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"They think they own the water"
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"- The sewer line? - Oh, man."
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"You probably should patch that up"
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"- Man, I can't believe your wife"
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"You guys seem tight."
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"- I guess."
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"She's gotten hella clingy."
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"You swashbuckled that shit, man."
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"Seals the deal for a chick. I'm serious."
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"Girls take that hero crap straight to the bank."
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"She cook for you now?"
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"Fold your clothes? - Sometimes."
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"- She stay over more than four nights a week?"
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"Dude, you are ghetto married."
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"No paperwork."
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"- Gun it."
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"♪"
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"[knock at door]"
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"- [sighs]"
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"And, like, two gallons of nearly expired mayo."
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"And guess what the excuse was."
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"- Flat tire? - Flat tire."
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"'cause gays hit on me all the time"
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"And it doesn't bother me."
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"- Of course they do."
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"And coconut hair product."
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"haddy birthday juby?"
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"- Bakery guy is dyslexic."
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"Where's frank? - Haven't seen him."
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"- Well, he's gotta fill in that hole"
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"Where ginger was, it reeks out there."
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"- You're kidding."
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"- We couldn't find her."
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"- And carl busted the sewer line."
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"- Wait. You picking up guitar?"
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"Thumb tacks in my change drawer."
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"- Yep. Yeah, we did good."
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"- Blowing up the hancock building?"
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"Look at that kid's face."
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"- I promise I'll put it in a no-carl zone."
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"- As if that exists."
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"Mandy, make yourself useful. Set the table."
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"- You want pop, beer, or ice water?"
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"- She's out in a week, okay? - Which one?"
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"- What's with jimmy?"
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"- It's his first big family crisis."
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"He's taking it pretty hard."
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"Put the weed in the fridge, poppers in the freezer."
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"Put the smokes on top and the bangers"
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"Underneath the seats. - Yep."
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"- I'll help."
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"- Cake for dinner?"
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"- I gotta get to the alibi."
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"- Never had a chance to go."
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"- Bitch gets paid, I.V.F. Docs gets paid,"
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