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Clips from The Ranch - Some People Change (S01E01)

"Uh, I can, uh, get you the family discount, Cousin Colt."
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"Yeah, maybe you can play the Eye of the Tiger when I check in."
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"Hey."
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"Here you go."
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"Activities: marching band, jazz band..."
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"French club..."
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"chess club."
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"Guess they couldn't fit virgin club."
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"You know, there's a lot worse guys in this town"
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"- who could be dating your ex. - Yeah, like who?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Like me?"
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"Yeah, like that'd happen."
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"All right, full disclosure."
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"One time, Fourth of July, both drunk, back of the truck, boots on, sex."
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"What the hell, man?"
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"Nah, I'm just kidding."
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"- Who's that? - Oh, booty call."
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"- Linda Miller. - Linda Miller?"
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"Wait, is that Cute Linda or Pregnant Linda?"
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"They're both cute."
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"Pregnant Linda!"
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"You're dating Pregnant Linda!"
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"Come on, man, that was her nickname in 10th grade."
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"But her other four are real cool. We mostly play Xbox."
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"Any of them kids yours?"
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"No, no, we are real careful. We only have sex when she's pregnant."
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"Man, it is good to have you back."
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"Just like old times."
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"Talking, having fun."
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"Plus, when I sit on the porch and drink alone, I'm an alcoholic,"
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"but when you're here, it's just two brothers bonding."
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"Yeah. Bonding. Great."
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"Hey, so how long's Abby and Kenny been going out?"
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"I don't know. What do you care for?"
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"Maybe for you. Nerd."
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"I don't know, it's just weird, you know, seeing her with another guy."
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"Kenny's pretty cool, actually."
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"I passed out on his porch one night,"
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"woke up, there was a little mint next to my head."
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"Will you two shut the hell up?"
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"It was Colt. Yeah, Colt was talking."
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"Want me to go inside and get your belt?"
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"And your pants?"
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"It's ten o'clock."
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"Next time I get up, we're going to work."
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"So if you want to start in the middle of the night, keep making noise."
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"Who in the hell's coming up my driveway?"
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"Looks like a blue Ranger, rally lights... Oh, I think that's Abby's truck."
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"Whoa, it is Abby."
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"Tell her to shut the hell up, too."
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"- Hey, Abby! - Hey, what's going on?"
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"Hey, Colt. Rooster."
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"When you go to school tomorrow, could you say hey to Shari for me?"
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"I thought you were dating Linda."
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"No, she's not pregnant right now."
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"Yeah, no problem. Colt, go inside."
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"- Rooster. - Fine."
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"Abby, don't tell Colt about you and I..."
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"You know, 'cause he gets all..."
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"Oh, sorry, your dad's asleep?"
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"How's he doing, by the way?"
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"Oh, he's good. Told me to tell you to shut the hell up."
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"Wait, he yelled at me?"
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"Aw, he must still like me."
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"- You still got the old truck. - Mmm."
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"We had our first date in this truck."
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"Yep. And we went to our first concert."
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"Billy Ray Cyrus."
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"Hey, look, that ain't my fault. He cut off his mullet."
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"His power was in his mullet."
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"Yeah."
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"- A lot of firsts in this truck. - All right, take it easy."
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"Well, I was gonna say the first drive-in movie."
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"Get your mind out of the gutter, woman."
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"Look, Colt, I'm sorry if I made tonight awkward."
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"Awkward? Come on, I never even gave it another thought."
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"Well, it's not like I went and dug my yearbook up"
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"to see what this guy looked like."
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"So, what, do you guys just hang out together,"
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"playing chess and talking French?"
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"I mean, you coulda just stalked him on Facebook,"
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"like I did your last girlfriend, Jenny Roberts."
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"- Hmm. - Her 18th birthday looked really fun."
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"Yeah, that was a surprise for both of us."
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"You coulda just called. But instead, you drove 15 miles..."
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"all the way out here, in the middle of the night,"
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"Come on."
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"First of all..."
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"Kenny is on his way to a mini-fridge expo in Boulder."
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"And second..."
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"Kenny and I are in love."
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"Oh."
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"And since we're going to be seeing a lot of each other,"
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"- I want to make sure it's not weird. - Yeah, yeah. Uh..."
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"Uh, I got to be honest, that is..."
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"That's not the answer I was expecting."
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"Um..."
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"Yeah, you know... No, it won't be weird,"
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"I promise when I run into you guys in the future,"
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"I will treat Kenny with hospitality."
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"And management."
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"- Good. - Good."
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"- So it won't be awkward anymore? - No, it won't."
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"That's... No more awkwardness."
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"After now."
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"- Uh... - Yeah, I gotta get going."
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"- I got a 7:00 a.m. detention. - Detention? Wow!"
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"I think I stopped calling it detention and started calling it homeroom."
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"I remember this."
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"Yeah, you too, Abby."
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"Wanna do a little more bonding?"
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"I do."
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"me and her were in the back of it making little Roosters."
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"Let's see you make little Roosters now."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"You know, when I was your age, you broke a tool,"
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"you had to craft a new one with your own bare hands."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna have to call BS on that one."
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"What gave it away? The smile on my face?"
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"Yeah, it's no big deal. We're all done here."
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