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Clips from The Mick - The New Girl (S01E01)

"was to get to know you better."
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"No, the whole point of this was to hang out"
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"with somebody diverse so we could shut Mickey up."
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"Ignore him. Alba, is there anywhere"
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"Well... there is this one place I really love."
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"Okay, good, let's go there."
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"- But first let's send a selfie to Mickey. - Oh."
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"- Oh, wait. - Oh."
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"#ChipsAndGuac."
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"Getting Ben into a school across the street was genius."
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"He is cranking through my mascara like a street whore,"
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"but it's worth it."
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"Hey, you mind if I go bare-ass?"
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"I'd really rather you did not."
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"Hello."
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"Yep."
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"What, you mean right now?"
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"but I'm kind of right in the middle of..."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, I get it. All right, I'll be right there."
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"- Everything okay? - Mm-hmm."
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"Just got to hike over to Ben's school."
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"- You want to come with me? - No."
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"I'm gonna stay here and cook off some of these tan lines."
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"♪ Ooh, my little pretty one, pretty one ♪"
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"♪ When you gonna give me some ♪"
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"- ♪ Time, Sharona ♪ - Alba, I had no idea"
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"Oh, I love it. As a little girl, I dreamed of being Elton John."
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"All right, everyone keep their eyes peeled"
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"for an ethnic person."
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"You're the reason people hate us."
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"Jealousy is the reason people hate us."
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"Alba, what song are you gonna sing later?"
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"Oh, no, no."
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"I only sing in the shower or the car"
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"or doing dishes, you know,"
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"getting dressed or folding clothes,"
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"but never in front of anyone... I could never do that, no."
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"Okay, this is what I'm talking about."
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"- Hey, man, where are you from? - Nigeria."
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"♪ My, my ♪"
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"♪ My-yi whoo! ♪"
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"These are the things"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I see you made some new friends."
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"Yeah. I really like this girl Jennifer."
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"Does that make me a lesbian?"
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"You don't have to worry about labels, buddy."
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"- Just like who you like. - Good. 'Cause I also like"
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"this kid named Brad from my old school."
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"Sweet. Keep your options open."
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"See you in a bit."
The Mick
"I can do the..."
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"Hope this is some sort of an emergency."
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"I was in the middle of an important meeting."
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"This is Gene, a parent here."
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"You kept me waiting, so I'm gonna get right to it."
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"sharing a bathroom with a boy in a dress."
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"I'm sorry, I don't know anything about a boy in a dress."
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"I know about a darling little girl in a dress... is that"
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"I'm not trying to pass any judgments here, all right?"
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"Well, would you listen to that!"
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"Gene here is cool with the rest of the world having free will."
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"Thank you, Gene."
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"- I didn't mean it like that. - No?"
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"No. I'm just looking after my daughter's safety."
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"I mean, come on, it's common sense, all right?"
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"That's why we have a boys' room and a girls' room."
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"I got news for you, friend."
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"The world is a dangerous place."
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"It does not take a little boy"
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"in a dress to molest your daughter."
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"I use the girls' room."
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"I could easily molest her any time I want."
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"Uh, please,"
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"let's not make this personal."
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"I'm not done, Rita."
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"I won't do it, Gene, okay?"
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"But maybe... not only am I a sexual predator,"
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"maybe I'm liar."
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"So maybe I will do it."
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"Whoa."
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"Okay."
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"Stop for just a moment."
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"I understand this is a very emotional issue."
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"We thought we were ready for this, but clearly we aren't."
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"- What? - So I'm sorry."
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"Beth has to leave Barnsdale."
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"No."
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"No. This isn't over."
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"You tell your daughter to watch her back."
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"Can you believe that bigot chucked our little girl?"
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"I got to find a way to get him back in."
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"Ben is white. And he's not transgender."
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"He just likes wearing little girl's clothing."
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"If anything, he's gender-fluid."
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"You know what? I'm proud to be his big sister."
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"No, don't make this your thing. This is Ben's thing."
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"- It seems like it's your thing. - I'm just trying"
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"to get your brother into a school he likes."
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"And if I can fight injustice and slam my foot up her ass"
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"Oh, yeah, so suddenly you're just this big friend"
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"of the LGBTQ community?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Wh-What?"
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"Are you serious? Lesbian-Gay-"
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"Pretty sure the Q's for "queer.""
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"Why? When I was growing up,"
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"it was the kid with the ball."
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"And where's the "S" for "straight"?"
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"You don't need to be represented."
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"So... they can exclude us,"
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"but when we exclude them, we're the bad guys?"
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"When exactly do my people get their justice?"
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"For the last 5,000 years."
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"- Agree to disagree. - You know, this reminds me"
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"of Massachusetts v. Shepherd."
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"- Never heard of it. - Well, it was"
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"a case involving me."
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"I was at the aquarium and I got lost."
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