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Clips from Man of the Year (2006)

"You've got a great group."
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"Is this the president-elect speaking or just Tom Dobbs the comedian?"
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"- Just Tom Dobbs. - Good."
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"Because Tom Dobbs is not the elected President of the United States. There. I've said it. Kill me."
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"There was a problem with the computer voting system."
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"- What do you want me to do? - I don't know."
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"I had to say it. I've been living with this. I just had to tell you."
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"- Do you want to go public with this? - I can't."
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"Maybe it is best that you're the next President of the United States even if they didn't vote for you."
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"- did you vote for me? - No."
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"I don't vote. To be honest with you, I don't vote."
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"Politicians will say anything in the world to get elected. Maybe I'm jaded."
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"Honestly, I didn't even think you had a chance."
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"I know it's ironic I'm talking like I'm concerned. I don't even vote."
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"I'm gonna talk this over with Menken. Come on, I want you with me. Come with me."
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"- No, I can't. - Why not?"
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"- Tom, I can't! - Why?"
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"I had to tell you. You do with it what you want."
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"Happy Thanksgiving."
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"(Jack) Is something wrong?"
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"She knows a lot about computers. More than you ever wanna know, really."
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"Should I be impressed?"
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"It's improbable, me winning the election."
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"Well, Mark Twain once wrote, The only difference between reality and fiction"
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"is that fiction needs to be credible."
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"We are, my friend, in uncharted waters."
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"She just told me I didn't win the election."
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"Computer malfunction."
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"- She knows this? For sure? - Yeah."
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"She tried to warn the Delacroy Company and they hid it. Bad for business."
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"- She knows what she's talking about. - That's debatable."
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"So... what's she gonna do?"
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"Nothing. She left it up to me."
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"Leaving it to you. Well, Delacroy's not gonna say anything, and she's not gonna say anything, so..."
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"- Oh, like nothing happened? - Something like that."
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"This is where we are. You wanna throw it away or go for it?"
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"I never told you which gigs to take, I only advised,"
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"but to me this decision is a slam dunk."
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"Yeah."
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"Tom?"
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"Why did you tell him?"
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"(Danny) Does he believe you?"
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"(Eleanor) He's calling a press conference at 11 tomorrow. He's gonna make the whole thing known."
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"(Danny) Oh, shit. Look what you did."
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"(Eleanor) I wish I hadn't told him."
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"I mean, I know I did the right thing. I know I did the right thing. It was the right thing to do."
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"m-m-maybe I've done the wrong thing, and how can that possibly be?"
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"I mean, did I do the right thing or did I do the wrong thing?"
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"I know it's the right thing to do, so why do I feel like this?"
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"(click)"
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"We've got to preempt his press conference."
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"And very early tomorrow morning."
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"- Press conference set up? - Uh, yeah. What the hell's going on?"
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"Jack? Jack?"
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"Got a reporter says Delacroy's going to make a major announcement."
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"(man) This is what we got going on today."
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"That's going to spread one to three inches of snow right across the D.C. area."
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"I don't think there's any more than that, not a lot of moisture here."
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"(dramatic music)"
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"(man) We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this breaking news."
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"Recently Delacroy had to dismiss an employee, Eleanor Green,"
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"who was suffering severe psychological problems. We made an effort to get her medical help,"
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"We would have kept this private, but additional facts concerning Miss Green have come to light."
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"We have evidence that Miss Green manipulated the prototype of our computer voting system."
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"- Tom here. - Turn on the television."
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"- What channel? - Any channel."
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"Her motives aren't quite clear to us,"
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"apart from the fact that she seemed obsessed with Tom Dobbs,"
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"to the degree that she actually tried to corrupt the computer system to get him elected."
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"We also know that the president-elect has been seen in her presence recently,"
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"but let me make this clear - we are not suggesting any impropriety on behalf of the president-elect."
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"- Pull over. - We are a family at Delacroy."
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"We have an extensive healthcare program."
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"Therefore, there were no irregularities in the election and our safeguards proved to be impenetrable."
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"And that's all the information that we have at this time. I'll take any questions now, if you got 'em. Yes?"
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"Take a look at this. Take a look at this. Perfect, just perfect."
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"She's a piece of work, huh? Flipped out in the company cafeteria, on all sorts of drugs."
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"Clearly a mental case. Hospital said she had more pills in her than a pharmacy."
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"I believe her."
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"She didn't seem that crazy."
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"You're in love with her. She could tell you Gandhi ate hot dogs and you'd believe her. Take a look at this."
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"Did you forget the first time we met her, she said she was working for the FBI?"
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"She said she knew about the computer fraud, but takes three weeks to tell you."
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"By the way, you're not the President. Happy Thanksgiving."
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"If she's not psychotic she's a stalker, and if she's not a stalker she's a CIA operative."
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"- Or maybe, just maybe, she's a succubus. - What's that?"
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"A succubus is some sort of a demon that sucks the life out of healthy men."
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"I was once a healthy man."
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"What are you talking about? Please, please stop."
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"Don't get off track."
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"Can I get change for this, please? My dollar won't work in your machine."
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"You're that Miss Green from the television."
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"I wasn't sure, 'cause you always pay cash."
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"Your uncle. He was trying to call your room. He said he couldn't get through."
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"By the way, that machine doesn't work."
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"(man) Yes, sir."
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"I think she may have figured out the glitch."
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"Boy, if she's figured out this computer glitch and goes with that to the press, we're royally screwed."
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"What do I do?"
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"Go be presidential."
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"That's terrific."
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"Because it's a great opportunity. Say you were blinded by love, you didn't know she was popping pills."
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"You're so sensitive. OK. I'll do it."
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"Yep, he'll do it. I'll call you later for details."
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"but we are very pleased to have a most honored guest with us..."
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"Thank you very much."
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"I guess we should get this over with at the beginning,"
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"(scattered laughter)"
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"I'm not even President of the United States yet, and I'm involved in a scandal with a woman."
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"I'm single."
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"Pretty much the bottom line. If I was in Italy I might get lucky."
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"They elected an Italian porn star to their senate."
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"Which is wonderful. There's no sex scandal there, just great posters and incredible downloads."
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"You're allowed to make fun of those in power."
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"But even in the face of tyranny there is comedy. Two old Jews were sent to kill Hitler."
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"They waited in an alleyway. They were supposed to kill Hitler at 12:30. They have guns, bombs, knives."
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"Red states, blue states."
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"they're doing special favors for special people and not dealing with what you need:"
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"They have to deal with oil companies, chemical companies, drug companies, and they owe them."
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"- Has Eleanor called the headquarters yet? - No."
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