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Clips from Deadwood - Mister Wu (S01E01)

where and what's left of that fucking dope

"where and what's left of that fucking dope"

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into your dope-fiend fucking veins during your fucking convalescence.

"into your dope-fiend fucking veins during your fucking convalescence."

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Jesus, what a fucking stink!

"Jesus, what a fucking stink!"

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Not to mention you kill a fucking Chink courier,

"Not to mention you kill a fucking Chink courier,"

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if I ever get this fucking stench out of my fucking nostrils.

"if I ever get this fucking stench out of my fucking nostrils."

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I just shit myself, sir. I'm saying it now before the smell gets you.

"I just shit myself, sir. I'm saying it now before the smell gets you."

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- You shit yourself? - I'm sorry.

"- You shit yourself? - I'm sorry."

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Go ahead, throw yourself off the balcony.

"Go ahead, throw yourself off the balcony."

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I'm gonna crawl, sir. I shouldn't stand.

"I'm gonna crawl, sir. I shouldn't stand."

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Where's the fucking dope?

"Where's the fucking dope?"

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At Leon's. I'll show you exactly.

"At Leon's. I'll show you exactly."

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Hurry the fuck up. Go on, throw yourself.

"Hurry the fuck up. Go on, throw yourself."

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- It's all right. - Go.

"- It's all right. - Go."

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Go, Jimmy. Come on.

"Go, Jimmy. Come on."

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- You fucking lie there now. - I'm just gonna roll forward,

"- You fucking lie there now. - I'm just gonna roll forward,"

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Jimmy Irons is in the muck.

"Jimmy Irons is in the muck."

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Don't let him scuttle off until Dan emerges with other orders.

"Don't let him scuttle off until Dan emerges with other orders."

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How'd it go with Jimmy?

"How'd it go with Jimmy?"

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He'll lead you to whatever shithole him and that dope-fiend faro dealer from Tolliver's

"He'll lead you to whatever shithole him and that dope-fiend faro dealer from Tolliver's"

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have been using to slam Wu's junk into their arms.

"have been using to slam Wu's junk into their arms."

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and bring 'em both back here, plus whatever dope's left.

"and bring 'em both back here, plus whatever dope's left."

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All right.

"All right."

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- Has he explained his presence at all? - No, sir.

"- Has he explained his presence at all? - No, sir."

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Reverend.

"Reverend."

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Mr. Swearengen.

"Mr. Swearengen."

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- Your new piano plays wonderfully. - Ain't it delightful?

"- Your new piano plays wonderfully. - Ain't it delightful?"

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What's the matter with your eye?

"What's the matter with your eye?"

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Anyways, not wanting to give offense,

"Anyways, not wanting to give offense,"

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would you mind me asking you to frequent another joint?

"would you mind me asking you to frequent another joint?"

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I understand, certainly.

"I understand, certainly."

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- My brother suffered them. - Did he?

"- My brother suffered them. - Did he?"

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Any case, don't take me for inhospitable.

"Any case, don't take me for inhospitable."

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any purpose you want to visit, hmm, hmm?

"any purpose you want to visit, hmm, hmm?"

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Incognito or the like, I'll be happy to make it work.

"Incognito or the like, I'll be happy to make it work."

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I just happened to hear the piano.

"I just happened to hear the piano."

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All right, Minister.

"All right, Minister."

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Fucking new piano.

"Fucking new piano."

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- Afternoon, Hostetler. - Afternoon.

"- Afternoon, Hostetler. - Afternoon."

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Now I got other interests in my property. If'n you want it, better make an offer.

"Now I got other interests in my property. If'n you want it, better make an offer."

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I said when I was ready, I'd be by to you.

"I said when I was ready, I'd be by to you."

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You don't want to rush me.

"You don't want to rush me."

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I was giving you first opportunity.

"I was giving you first opportunity."

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- I'll be having a pickaxe. - Bargain at $7.

"- I'll be having a pickaxe. - Bargain at $7."

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(knocks)

"(knocks)"

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- Hi ya, kid. - Hi, Eddie.

"- Hi ya, kid. - Hi, Eddie."

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Did that bloodstain get you the special rate?

"Did that bloodstain get you the special rate?"

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Have a seat, Eddie.

"Have a seat, Eddie."

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I'd offer you a drink, but I don't have any booze.

"I'd offer you a drink, but I don't have any booze."

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You settle on a location for your new place yet?

"You settle on a location for your new place yet?"

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- I'm looking. - Good.

"- I'm looking. - Good."

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- That's a lie. - Long as it's the only one you ever told me.

"- That's a lie. - Long as it's the only one you ever told me."

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I don't want Cy to back me, and I don't know how to do anything without him.

"I don't want Cy to back me, and I don't know how to do anything without him."

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- I will. - Are you gonna turn prospector, Eddie?

"- I will. - Are you gonna turn prospector, Eddie?"

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I'm gonna rob Cy.

"I'm gonna rob Cy."

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What's the time, kid?

"What's the time, kid?"

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No, he won't.

"No, he won't."

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You rob his fucking courier and kill the cocksucker.

"You rob his fucking courier and kill the cocksucker."

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What the fuck do I do with you, huh?

"What the fuck do I do with you, huh?"

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I'm so fucked up, Mr. Swearengen.

"I'm so fucked up, Mr. Swearengen."

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I can't make a case for myself.

"I can't make a case for myself."

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- My habit's a fuckin' curse. - Oh God.

"- My habit's a fuckin' curse. - Oh God."

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I wish to fuck I never took up opium in my life.

"I wish to fuck I never took up opium in my life."

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If something might persuade you, Mr. Swearengen,

"If something might persuade you, Mr. Swearengen,"

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which you being the cat-piss stinking liars you are,

"which you being the cat-piss stinking liars you are,"

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he'll probably draw a picture explaining to me is 10% of the dope.

"he'll probably draw a picture explaining to me is 10% of the dope."

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And then I'll probably draw a picture for him, portraying myself a cunt!

"And then I'll probably draw a picture for him, portraying myself a cunt!"

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Please fucking God, Mr. Swearengen,

"Please fucking God, Mr. Swearengen,"

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(Leon coughing)

"(Leon coughing)"

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and get robbed blind on a side of elk?

"and get robbed blind on a side of elk?"

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I found the cocksuckers that stole your dope

"I found the cocksuckers that stole your dope"

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Cocksuckers!

"Cocksuckers!"

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But neither of us would have reached

"But neither of us would have reached"

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our present comfortable position freezing our balls off

"our present comfortable position freezing our balls off"

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if we didn't understand you can't cut the throat

"if we didn't understand you can't cut the throat"

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Cocksucker.

"Cocksucker."

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Who's gonna walk away from that get-together, huh, Wu?

"Who's gonna walk away from that get-together, huh, Wu?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Cocksucker.

"Cocksucker."

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Swedgin bring you cocksucker.

"Swedgin bring you cocksucker."

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(sighs)

"(sighs)"

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- Swedgin. - But only one, Wu.

"- Swedgin. - But only one, Wu."

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No two.

"No two."

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I give up two whites for one Chink,

"I give up two whites for one Chink,"

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when they've finished stringing you up, they'll come get me.

"when they've finished stringing you up, they'll come get me."

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Swedgin.

"Swedgin."

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Every fucking time I come with one price in mind

"Every fucking time I come with one price in mind"

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They understand my fucking attitude, that he's a fucking wily big shot.

"They understand my fucking attitude, that he's a fucking wily big shot."

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Builds him up amongst his people.

"Builds him up amongst his people."

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Take them two dope-fiends over to the baths

"Take them two dope-fiends over to the baths"

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while I converse with Tolliver over which one gets murdered, huh?

"while I converse with Tolliver over which one gets murdered, huh?"

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It's a nice piece of meat.

"It's a nice piece of meat."

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Nice meat!

"Nice meat!"

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If it's your missing faro dealer you're drinking over,

"If it's your missing faro dealer you're drinking over,"

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- he just threw up in my office. - (scoffs)

"- he just threw up in my office. - (scoffs)"

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Only long enough to find out him and a fellow dope-fiend works for me robbed

"Only long enough to find out him and a fellow dope-fiend works for me robbed"

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Second-best thimble rigger I ever saw when he wasn't chasing the dragon.

"Second-best thimble rigger I ever saw when he wasn't chasing the dragon."

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Which I expect's a little ways down the road,

"Which I expect's a little ways down the road,"

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Oh. Do I assume

"Oh. Do I assume"

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some piece of the opium this courier bore was intended for you?

"some piece of the opium this courier bore was intended for you?"

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What's your fucking principle?

"What's your fucking principle?"

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Leaving me with a bag of shit to hold.

"Leaving me with a bag of shit to hold."

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Maybe you should think harder about trafficking in fucking junk.

"Maybe you should think harder about trafficking in fucking junk."

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I'm a purveyor of spirits, Cy, dope fucking included,

"I'm a purveyor of spirits, Cy, dope fucking included,"

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But in my line, I'm used to certain types thinking they need the last word.

"But in my line, I'm used to certain types thinking they need the last word."

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No, my last word is the fucking bagman's here from Yankton,

"No, my last word is the fucking bagman's here from Yankton,"

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Where's fucking Joanie staying?

"Where's fucking Joanie staying?"

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I don't know, Cy.

"I don't know, Cy."

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Ah, don't fucking lie to me.

"Ah, don't fucking lie to me."

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- I don't know. - (tsks)

"- I don't know. - (tsks)"

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at whatever fucking place you don't know where she's staying at,

"at whatever fucking place you don't know where she's staying at,"

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tell her I'd have some good fucking news for her

"tell her I'd have some good fucking news for her"

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about upcoming real estate availabilities

"about upcoming real estate availabilities"

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- Okay? - Sure, boss.

"- Okay? - Sure, boss."

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That ain't right, see?

"That ain't right, see?"

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So this what it's come to in Deadwood, eh, Doc?

"So this what it's come to in Deadwood, eh, Doc?"

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Ministers kicking up their heels

"Ministers kicking up their heels"

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and Chinamen walking through the front door?

"and Chinamen walking through the front door?"

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You know, when you giggle, you leak piss.

"You know, when you giggle, you leak piss."

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- That poor fucking man. - Let me see your arm.

"- That poor fucking man. - Let me see your arm."

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It's fine, Doc. It's better.

"It's fine, Doc. It's better."

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