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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Gothowitz Deviation (S03E03)

"- What? - I finished reading The Pelican Brief..."
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"...and loved it so much, I dived right into The Client."
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"He was a lawyer himself, so his novels are accurate as well as entertaining."
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"Just remember, we are lost boys. Children of the night."
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"Great. Lost boys, children of the night. Got it."
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"Can you pass the Chex Mix, please?"
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"Thank you."
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"We are lost boys."
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"Good for you."
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"I'm actually much more lost than he is."
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"Nice ink."
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"Thanks. Can we buy you ladies a drink?"
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"Two light beers."
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"Light beers. Well, wikiHow about that?"
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"What's your names?"
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"- I'm Howard. - Raj."
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"- I'm Bethany. - Nice to meet you, Bethany."
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"Yes, very nice."
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"I'm Sarah. Not that anyone cares."
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"Do either of you ladies enjoy the novels of John Grisham?"
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"What's this cartoon called again?"
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"Oshikuru: Demon Samurai."
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"And it's not a cartoon, it's anime."
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"Anime. You know, I knew a girl in high school named Anna May."
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"Anna May Fletcher."
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"She was born with one nostril."
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"Then she had this bad nose job and basically wound up with three."
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"You're here a lot now."
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"Oh, am I talking too much? I'm sorry. Zip."
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"- Thank you. - Mm-hm."
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"Chocolate?"
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"Yes, please."
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"- Oh. Hey, Kim. - Ahh."
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"Yeah, I..."
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"You know what? Hold on. Let me take this in the hall."
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"Chocolate?"
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"Thank you."
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"You'll never guess who they got to replace you at work."
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"Okay."
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"I know what you're doing."
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"Really?"
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"Yes. You're using chocolates as positive reinforcement..."
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"...for what you consider correct behavior."
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"Very good."
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"- Chocolate? - No, I don't want any chocolate."
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"Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat."
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"Actually, it turns out I can."
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"Well, you shouldn't."
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"Oh, ugh. There's just no pleasing you, is there?"
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"You weren't happy with my approach with her..."
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"...so I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques..."
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"...building on the works of Thorndike and B.F. Skinner."
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"Next week, I believe I can have her jumping out of a pool..."
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"...balancing a beach ball on her nose."
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"No, this has to stop now."
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"I'm just tweaking her personality, sanding off the rough edges, if you will."
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"Are you saying that I am forbidden from applying a harmless..."
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"...scientifically valid protocol that will make our lives better?"
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"Yes, you're forbidden."
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"Bad Leonard."
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"So, what do you guys do?"
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"Oh, you know, goth stuff. Goth magazines, goth music."
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"Goth food."
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"What's goth food?"
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"Uh... Blackened salmon?"
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"No, I meant, what do you do for jobs?"
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"- Oh, we're scientists. - Yeah, you know, the dark sciences."
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"What are the dark sciences?"
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"When there are vampires and miscellaneous undead out and about."
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"Does it? Well, okay, if you like space stuff..."
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"...I designed components for the space station. Which is in space."
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"Where, as I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream."
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"I work at the Gap."
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"Really? How about that? I've been to the Gap."
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"I've been there as well. I like your T-shirts with the little pocket."
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"I work there too."
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"Not that anyone cares."
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"Yeah. Why don't we go somewhere else and have some fun?"
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"- Okay. - Sure. We like fun."
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"We are fun people."
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"Uh, dark and fun."
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"Come on. I know a place you'll really dig."
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"- Did you bring the black condoms? - In my fanny pack."
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"Are you happy now?"
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"Not particularly."
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"Oh, my God, she didn't."
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"What could she possibly be talking about for so long?"
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"Obviously, waitressing at the Cheesecake Factory..."
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"...is a complex socio-economic activity..."
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"Buzzinga."
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"You know, using positive reinforcement techniques..."
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"- No. - If you let me use negative reinforcement..."
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"You're not squirting her in the face with water."
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"No, of course not."
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"We're talking very mild electric shocks."
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"No tissue damage whatsoever."
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"- Forget it. - Oh, come on."
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"You can't tell me that you're not intrigued..."
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"...about the possibility of building a better girlfriend."
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"I'm not."
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"Penny's qualities, both good and bad, are what make her who she is."
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"You mean like that high-pitched irritating laugh?"
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"Yes."
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"You wouldn't prefer a throaty chuckle?"
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"You're not changing how Penny laughs."
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"No, that would be incongruous."
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"I was going to lower the whole voice to a more pleasing register."
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"Ugh, sorry, guys."
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"- Come again? - Freaky."
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"- Freaky? - Yeah, freaky."
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"Have a chocolate."
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"Thank you."
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"Are you seriously going to deface your body..."
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"...this mean little skull, or Kermit the Frog."
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"- Kermit the Frog? - You know:"
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""Heigh-ho, I'm on Howard's butt.""
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"Get the mean little skull, and I'll see if I can make him smile."
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"Yeah, I'd like the mean little skull, please."
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"What are you gonna get, Raj?"
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"Okay, here we go."
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