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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Gothowitz Deviation (S03E03)

"Ow, ow, ow."
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"That's just rubbing alcohol."
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"I know, but it was cold."
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"Ow, ow, ow."
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"Aah! Okay, that's it. No needle. No pain. No tattoo."
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"No, I haven't. Look."
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"- I'm sorry. I'm a fraud. He's a fraud. - We're both frauds."
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"- Yeah, I think I covered that. - Well, I was summing up."
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"Very, very smart guys."
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"And I wouldn't blame you if you walked out of here..."
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"...and never wanted to see us again."
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"Unless, of course, our bold honesty has suddenly made us attractive."
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"I'm leaving."
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"I'm leaving too."
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"When we tell this story, let's end it differently."
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"What are you thinking, maybe a big musical number?"
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"Well, I'm going to make some warm milk and then turn in."
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"I trust if you two are planning on engaging in amorous activities..."
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"...you'll keep the decibel level to a minimum."
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"Of course."
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"Thank you."
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"Mm. These are so good. Mm."
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"Unbelievable."
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"- What? - I was just thinking..."
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"...we should probably turn in too."
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"Well, my new bed got delivered."
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"If you put it together, you can stay at my place."
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"Really? That's a lot of work, and it's late."
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"Yeah, but we won't have to be quiet."
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"Let's go."
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"Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior."
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"I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that."
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"Okay, wait, how about this?"
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"We say there were four goth girls."
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"The two girls in the club had two friends."
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"I like it, I like it."
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"I thought the "buzzinga" was implied."
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"No, you're not sanding Penny."
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"...I could train that behavior out of her in a week."
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"Uh, yeah."
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"- What's that gotta do with the story? - Engaging my olfactory sense..."
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"- Wow. - I know. What are the odds? Oh."
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"I'm saying you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar."
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"It's an amazing coincidence. Can we leave it at that?"
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"Too bad it's Monday."
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"Oh, is the missus speaking for the couple now?"
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"Okay, how about you two? Look, I got some extra tat sleeves."
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"Well, I can't really decide between a screaming devil..."
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"Easily calculable. We begin by identifying the set of couples with unisex names."
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"Boy, that does smell good."
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"- Next, we look at the... - Sheldon."
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"Why are you carrying extras?"
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"Yeah, I think we'll pass."
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"You can catch even more flies with manure. What's your point?"
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"What are you gonna get?"
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"What is your mother going to say?"
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"- ...helps make it real for me. - Fine, they smelled good."
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"In case I snag one on someone's nipple ring."
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"We eliminate those unqualified for restaurant work:"
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"She takes my temperature orally now."
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"It's a..."
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"the aged, the imprisoned and the limbless, for example."
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"Oh, they did. Like jasmine and honeysuckle."
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"She's not gonna see it."
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"- Whatever. - And they held hands..."
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"...and did a sexy demonic hokey-pokey for us."
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"No. Let me say my story all the way, and then you can say yours..."
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"- ...then we'll pick. - I'm sorry. Go on."
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"We got tattoos, and then the four girls took us to their place."
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"We don't have tattoos. What if someone asks to see our tattoos?"
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"We say they're in a very intimate area."
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"Oh, we are bad boys, aren't we?"
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"- Right. Right. - Yeah. Ha, ha."
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"So we go back to their place, and then the six of us end up in a hot tub."
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"But we just got tattoos. Wouldn't we be concerned about bacterial infection?"
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"True. Okay, forget the hot tub."
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"Wow."
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"What a great night."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, wanna try a country bar tomorrow night?"
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"Yeah, maybe we'll get lucky with sexy cowgirls."
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"- Could happen. - Ha, ha."
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"I wonder how they smell."
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