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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - The Clown Stays in the Picture (S30E30)

"Take a selfie! Take a selfie!"
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"Lame, lame, don't know her."
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"Loudon Wainwright, lame, lame."
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"and-and I don't want you to get defensive,"
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"the late 1980s, when high concept was king."
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"Good Cop, Dog Cop,"
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"out to churn out lazy sequels for a quick buck."
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"a hippie-dippie science-fiction vanity project."
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"they could find, including a young couple"
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"We'll be like Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"Now, move it out!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Did you even read the book?"
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"What's to read? It's a space picture."
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"Look, you no-talent bag of wrinkles."
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"Sir, I've worked in moving pictures"
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"with that moron director. We wish him well."
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"Right, right, I-I get it."
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"(laughs) Yeah, talk about pressure, though."
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"KRUSTY: They say in Hollywood, "Nobody knows anything.""
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"Judd Nelson won't come out of his trailer."
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"Is this an official break, or are we taking a five?"
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"Yeah, that's Mexico showbiz for you."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Uh, those explosives are really close to those extras."
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"(Krusty grunting)"
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"That butt double for the action scene,"
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"but Krusty and I were storyboarding tomorrow's shots."
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"Close-up, medium, long, long, establishing, close,"
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"Everyone's working hard."
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"as Peabo Bryson sings the theme song over the credits."
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"You got Peabo?"
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"-Well, he hasn't committed. -He's not the only one."
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"Why don't we have a romantic adventure right now?"
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"-Where were you? -(gasps)"
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"Only one thing to do: wait patiently for death."
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"I thought I was her passion project."
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"You know, someday you might appreciate a wife"
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"for chubby, selfish men."
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"(laughs) Look at that bald guy."
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"And you remembered all your lines."
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"an amiable guy who makes everyone suffer"
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"-(gasps) -There's a note."
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""We have taken your blubbering coward.""
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"Oh, geez, I'm sorry, everyone."
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"(imitating laser gun firing)"
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"and never cared about making anything good ever again."
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"Do you like hot cashews"
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"So that's why you've been wearing"
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"Look around, man. Maybe it did, maybe it did."
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"Lou, Lou, quick, take a selfie."
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"It's not a selfie if I take it."
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"(gasps) This guy interviewed Krusty?"
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"That's so crazy because, I mean, we've all seen you get"
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"No, no, no, those are cakes decorated as pies."
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"and bam-- you're on the cover of Premiere magazine."
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"Savage Sam Borgberg is all set to direct."
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"She was full of optimism,"
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"That's where I shot Manhattan Mix Up."
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"Lost a lot of good men on that show."
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"HOMER: Why are we stopping?"
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"SKINNER: Oh, the bus has been leaking oil for miles."
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"So what? Sand is sand."
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"after the Rust Wars."
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"Go back to whatever Toluca Lake drunk tank"
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"And now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"As you may have heard, there's been an amicable parting of ways"
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"Clearly, there's only one artist close enough to this film"
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"And the crew gift is just a T-shirt."
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"Hmm, that poor clown man."
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"This movie is his dream, and it's falling apart."
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"Oh, I'm a nothing. A phony-baloney."
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"It must be special."
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"So? We got plenty of them."
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"and work there as a janitor."
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"We had to repaint all the sets black and white for a flashback."
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"(humming a tune)"
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"Greetings. Welcome. Greetings. Welcome. Greetings."
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"I'm sorry, I was with Homer, my boyfriend."
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"Dump the boyfriend."
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"I'm not going to break up with Homer. He's my soul mate."
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"Where does that jealousy come from?"
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"Bring in the stunt dummy."
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"I'm telling you, your crazy boss is out to get me."
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"Then why are they sending me out to the middle of the desert"
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"(groans)"
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"(groans) Wha..."
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"-Ow! -(laughs)"
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"but I think I know what he'd want:"
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"a special thanks in the closing credits"
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"No. This crew looks after its own."
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"(all shouting)"
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"Give us back our P.A.!"
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"Okay, that's a five."
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""There's a light that shines from star to star,"
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"Be the man who believes in those words,"
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"and let the light between me and Homer give life to our universe."
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"You're a good man, Krusty."
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"Long days, stupid fights you don't remember,"
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"-What? Why are they laughing? -They think it's a comedy."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Krusty, I got to ask you about something,"
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"(electric can opener whirring)"
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"where I played a murdered police officer"
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"It made Kubrick a recluse. It-it drove Coppola to wine."
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"It's not landing for me that the hero doesn't"
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"Look, I'm not drinking out of one more toilet"
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"We could shoot it in Mexico for nothing."
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"and he was slightly less fat than he was going to be."
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"You and me working on a movie together all summer long"
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"All right, everyone, saddle up for Juárez, Mexico."
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"And... action!"
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"So barren, so alien,"
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"Cut. Cut it!"
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"This sand is sand-colored. It's supposed to be red."
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"I once shot a two-hour picture in 90 minutes."
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"I am going to mysteriously drown in the ocean."
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"-to direct it: me. -(all gasp)"
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"that I was also tricked into cofinancing?"
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