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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - The Clown Stays in the Picture (S30E30)

"Krusty's got the passion and vision to make this movie great."
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"What do you like for the princess's headpiece,"
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"-feathers or scales? -I don't know, how about scales?"
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"Either way, I don't got no hot dogs, so, uh, which is it?"
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"Do you want the space ship doors to open like,"
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"-The first, the first. -You're hired."
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"but whenever we have a moment alone, your beeper goes off."
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"I've been going back and forth all night. Which is better?"
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"that I now wish was sand-colored."
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"(Homer screams)"
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"-(thud) -(Homer grunts)"
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"No, he's not. Krusty loves our relationship."
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"to find a lizard for a new scene about a space lizard?"
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"Who the hell are you, talking cactuses?"
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"(laughs) He's so bald!"
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"-(shouting angrily) -(choking)"
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"The Pain Lords forced me to mine every quarry on this planet,"
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"but they never imagined I had the Love Gem all along."
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"And... cut."
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"Aw, thanks..."
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"Marge."
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"We don't have a million-dollar ransom,"
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"movie magic."
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"All we want back is the lowliest member of our crew."
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"Gentlemen, the film is yours."
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"I was sent back to kids TV"
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"He's kissing me."
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"You're never gonna get caught up."
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"It's not the crust; it's the fillings."
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"KRUSTY: Suddenly, everyone in town"
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"was dying to be in the Krusty business,"
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"The four Jeffs tried to write a script,"
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"from soul to soul, connecting everyone in the universe.""
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"What could be cooler?"
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"since they were called "stillies.""
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"No, because this story must be told."
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"All these people are screwed."
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"-you thought you could direct. -Directing seemed so easy."
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"Add more dynamite."
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"That's why they're called "extras," right?"
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"You tell that lox to go to acting school"
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"POV, wide, and then-- get this-- medium."
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"when this movie touches people's hearts,"
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"-Thank you. -(laughs) That's all right."
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"It's not all right."
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"Wow, it's crazy, man, right?"
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"Every day, he says it would be a shame"
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"if something happened to you, then laughs and laughs."
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"Why, you prickly...!"
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""The ransom is $1 million"
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"Stop shooting. Stop shooting. Cut!"
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"put a rap song at the end that explains the plot,"
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"Dog Cop!"
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"I once longed to see fail."
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"Krusty, are you kidding me?"
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""There's a light that shines from star to star,"
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"All right, we got a comic who wants to make"
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"After it bombs, that clown will come scooting his butt back here"
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"(blows nose)"
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"in a bathtub full of milk."
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"Christian Slater won't go back into his trailer."
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"orange or green?"
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"and envision the blood. What color is it?"
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"You risked everything you have to tell this story."
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"I need you to help me be decisive."
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"It's so much pressure. The whole movie depends on it."
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"that butt double for the love scene. Let's make art!"
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"Sorry I'm late,"
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"Wahh-wahh."
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"-Did you get one with "Hello"? -(screams)"
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"had all the most dangerous jobs on the set."
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"And technically, it's "cacti.""
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"(crowd gasping)"
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"We could sell it to the highest bidder at MIFED!"
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"I've done a lot of interviews, man, but wow."
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"If the 'Shew heats, eat it!"
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"(groans) It was supposed to show how we're all connected."
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"If you think this is closure, you're nuts."
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"We could talk about the exploding milkshakes"
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"Turn in your badge and your collar."
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"The Sands of Space?"
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"¶ ¶"
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"-(screams) -Wahh-wahh."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"Like a "mother slash therapist slash rabbi" who xeroxes things."
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"Hmm. You know what? I get it."
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"D'oh! (grunts) What the...? (grunts)"
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"a Hollywood movie."
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"You have a deal."
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"(laughing) He thinks my tummy is a mountain."
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"-(cats mewling) -Yeah, yeah, keep talking."
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"I had starred in the hit action buddy comedy"
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"who is reincarnated as his partner's pet Saint Bernard."
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"and I was dipping shrimp with all the big talents"
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"Hey, what the hell is this?"
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"And so I say to you, in the words of Miss Lillian Gish,"
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"I'm a total fraud who can't make a single decision."
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"Like, what color should the space monster's blood be,"
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"A no-talent. A zilch."
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"Krusty loves what you're doing. Same energy, little quicker."
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"We wouldn't have been able to do it"
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"Well, it'll all be worth it"
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"This was supposed to be a romantic adventure,"
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"Not like a lady."
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"Oh, yes, Marge. Marge, I knew that."
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"-(intercom buzzes) -Send in my anesthesiologist"
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"(tires screech)"
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"Look at all those skeletons."
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"¶ ¶"
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"but we do have one thing:"
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"And after that, my movie career was kaput."
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"but don't have the time to heat them up?"
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"Oh, man, my phone's dead."
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"Yeah, well, it's true. It's absolutely true."
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"the movie that almost consumed my soul."
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"And, of course, what the studio wanted most was a sequel."
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"whose love was just starting to bloom."
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"It's so romantic."
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"HOMER: Those things were literal?"
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"I know what you're thinking-- have I taken on too much"
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