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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Return (S02E02)

"-Shit. -NANDOR: There."
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"-Bat! -(bats squeaking)"
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"Once again, into the shit pipe."
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"I saw that he logged into the café computer after hours."
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"I think he lives here."
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"What am I doing?"
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"I mean, I-I'm stalking some poor schmuck"
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"whose only outlet is his computer?"
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"Nah, this is stupid."
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"It's gone too far. (chuckles)"
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"Uh, he-he messaged me."
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""Colin Robinson, I know you are here."
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"Meet me in the alleyway, you loser.""
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"I'm gonna teach this little beef jerky"
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"a thing or two about boredom."
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"Stupid little jerk-chicken human."
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"This troll."
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"(heavy footsteps approaching)"
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"Oh."
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"(neck cracks)"
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"You don't look like your online photo."
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"(growling)"
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"(high-pitched babbling)"
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"Shh. I'm echolocating. Shh!"
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"(high-pitched babbling)"
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"-(bats screeching) -(Guillermo whimpering)"
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"NADJA: Laszlo, stop it!"
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"-Go, go. -Laszlo?"
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"You've been annoying me, Colin Robinson."
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"Yeah, well, you've been troll..."
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"-trolling me. -Excuse me, I'm a troll."
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"I do not like the term "trolling.""
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"Well, it's not really up for you to decide."
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"-I mean, that's current slang. -Well, I think it is"
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"because I am a troll."
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"It's an offensive term."
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"Well, that's what it means, so..."
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"-That's not what it means. -It does mean that."
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"If you need me to look it up in Webster's and show you, I will."
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"-You're basically just a big... -Don't say it."
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"My being a troll is not related to my online trolling."
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"I-I'm sorry that people use the term "trolling.""
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"-Don't use the word. -But when you're a troll"
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"-and you troll, then you're trolling. -If you say it, I'll hit you."
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"-(bats squeaking) -It's a bat battle."
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"-It's a hat battle. -(beatboxing)"
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"* Hey, yo, battly, battly, flappity flap bat... *"
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"R-Rapula, no, no. "Flappity flap"?"
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"Human form! (shouts)"
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"(yells)"
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"Bat!"
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"(shouting)"
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"LASZLO: This doesn't hurt. Not bothered by it."
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"-Yeah! Simon the bat! -Bat!"
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"NANDOR: Go, Laszlo!"
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"-Which one's Laszlo? -I don't know. Go, Laszlo!"
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"-Human form. -(grunts) Ooh, boy."
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"-My arms are tired. (chuckles) -You can't win, Devious."
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"It is you who is outnumbered this time."
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"Oh, am I? (laughs)"
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"-(bats squeaking) -Oh, shit."
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"You remember my crew, don't you?"
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"There's Gunthrapal,"
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"Klaglad the Exsanguinator"
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"and of course, Wesley Sykes."
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"NADJA: You lying piece of asshole!"
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"Impusa, the Freak sisters,"
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"Ken-- the zombie of my former accountant."
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"Some of our newer members, Neil, Patrick and Harris."
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"You son of a bastard!"
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"He's planned the whole thing, look at him."
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"And Elvis."
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"-(gasps) -What?"
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"-Hey. -LASZLO: Elvis, you traitor."
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"You only just met him last night."
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"LASZLO: King, how could you do this?"
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"It was me who made you a vampire."
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"It is what it is."
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"SIMON: Ain't that the truth, Elvis?"
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"And Carol."
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"Has anyone seen Carol?"
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"Shh. Guillermo, don't mention that you vampire-slayed."
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"-It's a bad look for me. -Sorry, I-I'm hearing you whispering."
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"-Are you speaking of Carol? -Uh, no, no."
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"Do you know where Carol is?"
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"Probably somewhere alive."
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"Okay."
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"And so that's why you find, on the Manhattan Bridge,"
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"a little more flexibility,"
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"as opposed to, say, the George Washington Bridge,"
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"whose steel towers are far more rigid."
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"Right."
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"Guess I thought you would be interested in that,"
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"being a troll, that little bit of bridge history."
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"-Bridge-story, if you will. -(groans)"
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"Come on, Simon, you don't even know"
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"why you want that stupid, stupid hat!"
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"I want what Laszlo has."
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"What you and Nadja have."
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"You have each other and that is..."
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"-Is true love. -...enough, it's enough."
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"You're willing to settle, and I envy that."
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"* Visibly shaken, heart is achin'... *"
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"Rapula, you know I love the raps,"
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"but not right now-- I find it distracting, okay?"
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"So just... Nothing satisfies me."
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"My crew, i-it does not fulfill me as it once did."
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"Uh, I don't know who some of these people even are."
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"This guy, I don't know him."
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"Look at my ex-accountant, Ken, the zombie."
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"Ah..."
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"Ah, indeed, Ken."
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"You don't need this very ugly headwear."
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"It's too big for your face."
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"It also has a giant curse on it!"
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"Well, now I want it a little bit less, but I-I still want it,"
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"so I will-- oh."
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"Seems as though my foot is caught in the grating."
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"No, it seems as though my foot has fused"
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