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Clips from Quantum Leap - How the Tess Was Won (S01E01)

TV Series 1989 –2024 Season 1, Episode 5 42 min ★ 6.3/10 (14,755 ratings) 581 clips
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It all started when a time-travel experiment I was conducting...
"It all started when a time-travel experiment I was conducting..."
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In the blink of a cosmic clock, I went from quantum physicist...
"In the blink of a cosmic clock, I went from quantum physicist..."
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It can also be very rewarding.
"It can also be very rewarding."
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Unfortunately, like the Bible says,
"Unfortunately, like the Bible says,"
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And the Lord taketh away.
"And the Lord taketh away."
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No. I pick him.
"No. I pick him."
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If you can outride, out rope and all-around out cowboy me.
"If you can outride, out rope and all-around out cowboy me."
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Uh, okay?
"Uh, okay?"
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and sometimes it's easy.
"and sometimes it's easy."
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- Did you ever see Tina's tattoo? - Are you serious?
"- Did you ever see Tina's tattoo? - Are you serious?"
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Al, I don't even remember Tina, let alone her tattoo.
"Al, I don't even remember Tina, let alone her tattoo."
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Nah, it couldn't be you. You're stuck here in 1956.
"Nah, it couldn't be you. You're stuck here in 1956."
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It's like Noah's Ark.
"It's like Noah's Ark."
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Runny nose, watery eyes...
"Runny nose, watery eyes..."
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Will I ever have the courage to tell Tess how much I love her?"
"Will I ever have the courage to tell Tess how much I love her?""
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Easy.
"Easy."
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was to look him straight in the eye and show him who's boss.
"was to look him straight in the eye and show him who's boss."
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All of Texas knows nobody's ever ridden Widowmaker, except me.
"All of Texas knows nobody's ever ridden Widowmaker, except me."
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Well, I... I always liked a good joke.
"Well, I... I always liked a good joke."
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Well, it's been a while.
"Well, it's been a while."
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- Dally? - From the Mex... dale vuelta.
"- Dally? - From the Mex... dale vuelta."
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See, you just take the rope in your hand like this,
"See, you just take the rope in your hand like this,"
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Now, I'm tellin' you somethin'. The main mistake you're makin' is...
"Now, I'm tellin' you somethin'. The main mistake you're makin' is..."
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God!
"God!"
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Where you goin', Doc?
"Where you goin', Doc?"
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Now, Orly, you weren't serious when you offered 6,000...
"Now, Orly, you weren't serious when you offered 6,000..."
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Tina and I met over a poker table...
"Tina and I met over a poker table..."
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Oh, what a pair.
"Oh, what a pair."
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He took the best cards from the last hand, three aces and two eights.
"He took the best cards from the last hand, three aces and two eights."
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That's what he's got, aces and eights.
"That's what he's got, aces and eights."
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Because you're cheating.
"Because you're cheating."
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- Cheating. - That's why I know...
"- Cheating. - That's why I know..."
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that... he's got aces and eights.
"that... he's got aces and eights."
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And there's an easy way to find out.
"And there's an easy way to find out."
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He was cheating, Sam. I swear it.
"He was cheating, Sam. I swear it."
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Isn't it? Yeah, it is.
"Isn't it? Yeah, it is."
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Ah! Oh! Turn over Tess's hand.
"Ah! Oh! Turn over Tess's hand."
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See, I knew it... aces and eights.
"See, I knew it... aces and eights."
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No sense killin' yourself.
"No sense killin' yourself."
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I ain't thirsty.
"I ain't thirsty."
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Tess,
"Tess,"
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Look, nobody said you were.
"Look, nobody said you were."
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I ain't gettin' married.
"I ain't gettin' married."
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Whoop.
"Whoop."
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Doc, if you don't mind... I put the animals up.
"Doc, if you don't mind... I put the animals up."
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You, uh...
"You, uh..."
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Well, thank you, Tess. That's, uh... That's mighty nice.
"Well, thank you, Tess. That's, uh... That's mighty nice."
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She can't understand you.
"She can't understand you."
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Always has, always will. I guess I'm no smarter than Piggy.
"Always has, always will. I guess I'm no smarter than Piggy."
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You wanna dance?
"You wanna dance?"
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Dance.
"Dance."
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I don't dance.
"I don't dance."
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Shoot. You want to marry me, Doc?
"Shoot. You want to marry me, Doc?"
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That's what I thought.
"That's what I thought."
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Oh, uh, you want me to control the horse.
"Oh, uh, you want me to control the horse."
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Please.
"Please."
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- Hey, Doc, you crazy? - Ask Tess.
"- Hey, Doc, you crazy? - Ask Tess."
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- Welcome to the family, son. - Thanks, but no thanks. I just, uh...
"- Welcome to the family, son. - Thanks, but no thanks. I just, uh..."
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Chase a man?
"Chase a man?"
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It'd be humiliating.
"It'd be humiliating."
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- Don't you ever back off? - Can't afford to.
"- Don't you ever back off? - Can't afford to."
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What do you want, Tess?
"What do you want, Tess?"
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...why you risked your life for 50,000 acres of prime Texas land...
"...why you risked your life for 50,000 acres of prime Texas land..."
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This isn't fair, you know.
"This isn't fair, you know."
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Tess! Tess McGill!
"Tess! Tess McGill!"
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Now, Tess, I figure it is.
"Now, Tess, I figure it is."
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Do you think I worked at Riata for three squares and 50 bucks a month?
"Do you think I worked at Riata for three squares and 50 bucks a month?"
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What?
"What?"
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Just never had the guts to say so.
"Just never had the guts to say so."
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Wayne danced about as well as I did...
"Wayne danced about as well as I did..."
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At least you're still my girl.
"At least you're still my girl."
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Oop.
"Oop."
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Uh, Tess getting married might still be your ticket out of here.
"Uh, Tess getting married might still be your ticket out of here."
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Piggy.
"Piggy."
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Oh, how my heart yearns for you
"Oh, how my heart yearns for you"
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Thanks, Frankie. You was terrific.
"Thanks, Frankie. You was terrific."
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Yes, it is.
"Yes, it is."
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Buy me a drink, Wayne.
"Buy me a drink, Wayne."
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Well, Orly, let's me and you go talk a little bull. Eh, heh!
"Well, Orly, let's me and you go talk a little bull. Eh, heh!"
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I'll hold the money.
"I'll hold the money."
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Let's get something straight, Wayne.
"Let's get something straight, Wayne."
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This is my test, and I'm gonna win it fair or I'm not gonna win it at all.
"This is my test, and I'm gonna win it fair or I'm not gonna win it at all."
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You gonna marry Doc? I ain't marryin' no man.
"You gonna marry Doc? I ain't marryin' no man."
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You are if he wins. Doc can't out cowboy me.
"You are if he wins. Doc can't out cowboy me."
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I don't know, Tess. There's somethin' different about Doc.
"I don't know, Tess. There's somethin' different about Doc."
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Aces and eights.
"Aces and eights."
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That's a dead man's hand, isn't it... isn't it?
"That's a dead man's hand, isn't it... isn't it?"
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Forget it, Al. You were wrong. Sam, turn over Tess's hand.
"Forget it, Al. You were wrong. Sam, turn over Tess's hand."
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Come on!
"Come on!"
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He was cheatin'. He dealt 'em to her so she could beat you.
"He was cheatin'. He dealt 'em to her so she could beat you."
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So that's how she's gonna play it.
"So that's how she's gonna play it."
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You oughta take some salt tablets and some water.
"You oughta take some salt tablets and some water."
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I ain't thirsty.
"I ain't thirsty."
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You're two posts behind, and there are only three holes left.
"You're two posts behind, and there are only three holes left."
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- I don't need no help! - Oh, Women's Lib is gonna love you.
"- I don't need no help! - Oh, Women's Lib is gonna love you."
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What's that? Somethin' on the horizon,
"What's that? Somethin' on the horizon,"
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like that storm.
"like that storm."
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We'll beat it. It's an hour off.
"We'll beat it. It's an hour off."
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Here.
"Here."
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you're pale,
"you're pale,"
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you're hot, and I'll bet nauseous.
"you're hot, and I'll bet nauseous."
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I want you out of the sun. I ain't no quitter.
"I want you out of the sun. I ain't no quitter."
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It's just, there's some things that... that a man can do better than a woman.
"It's just, there's some things that... that a man can do better than a woman."
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There ain't nothin' that you can do better than me.
"There ain't nothin' that you can do better than me."
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And there are some things that a woman can do better than a man, like havin' babies.
"And there are some things that a woman can do better than a man, like havin' babies."
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Babies? I ain't havin' no babies.
"Babies? I ain't havin' no babies."
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Isn't that why you're gettin' married, so you can have children and keep Riata in the family?
"Isn't that why you're gettin' married, so you can have children and keep Riata in the family?"
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Well, you are if I can keep up with you,
"Well, you are if I can keep up with you,"
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and, uh, I figure that I'm ahead on points.
"and, uh, I figure that I'm ahead on points."
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Come on. Let go of me! I ain't lettin' no man...
"Come on. Let go of me! I ain't lettin' no man..."
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Pard and me Pardon me for loving you
"Pard and me Pardon me for loving you"
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What is it, Doc?
"What is it, Doc?"
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Heat exhaustion. Get me a half teaspoon of salt in a quart of cold water, and get me a washcloth.
"Heat exhaustion. Get me a half teaspoon of salt in a quart of cold water, and get me a washcloth."
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All right.
"All right."
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Here you go, Doc. I got the well water and salt like y'all... Oh, Lordy!
"Here you go, Doc. I got the well water and salt like y'all... Oh, Lordy!"
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Pour me a glass.
"Pour me a glass."
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She gonna be all right? Soon as I get her cooled off...
"She gonna be all right? Soon as I get her cooled off..."
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and get some fluids in her, she'll be fine.
"and get some fluids in her, she'll be fine."
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Fetch me a fan, would ya? All right.
"Fetch me a fan, would ya? All right."
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"Fetch. " I'm talkin' like them.
""Fetch. " I'm talkin' like them."
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