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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Am I Normal? (S02E02)

"God, I'm crushing on you so hard, Jay. I never should've left."
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"All right, y'all. This is as far north as I'm headin'."
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"-Sophie's Choice. -What? No, it's a sofa's--"
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"Okay, this is insane. I am a real person."
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"That is a pillow."
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"Pam, I'm so sorry,"
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"when your pit bull featuring Ludacris licked your toes"
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"Scorpion, you take care of your mom out there."
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"[engine revs]"
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"Hey, just to be clear,"
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"that time in the mud room, that was before we kissed."
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"I should read to you from my jerk-off journal."
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"-No! -January 8th--"
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"-Jay! -I woke up with a boner"
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"[Jessi] Argh!"
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"Neither one of them is answering texts,"
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"It is weird that they're both missing."
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"You never heard of a little thing called hate fucking?"
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"Bar-tending college. It's a three-week program."
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"Huh. It must've shrunk in the dryer a little."
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"Oh, you've blossomed, and your meat has become girthy."
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"[whistling] All right. Here we go, team. Big game today."
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"-you moron shitbag. -What?"
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"Okay, that's the pep talk. Let's go do basketball."
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"When their glands released androgens and hormones,"
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"triggering puberty-related growth spurts."
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"Or maybe they drank a ton of milk."
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"-Argh! -You're the man, Nick."
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"They're all sweaty and slimy to the touch."
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"Use your freakishly large body for some good!"
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"-Yeah, throw some elbows, big man. -Stop calling me big man!"
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"Son-of-a-bitch!"
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"Hey, Nick, don't be so hard on yourself."
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"but nobody called me a name."
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"[chuckles] Okay, I jinxed it. That one's on me."
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"[giggling]"
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"So she emptied her piggy-bank,"
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"Sounds like a classic runaway there, ma."
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"Well, we are separating."
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"-Don't write that down. -What's that have to do with our daughter?"
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"No tears. It's a paid site."
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"Folks, we're gonna find your dead daughter."
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"Where is our girl?"
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"they'll find her faster than when it's Milk-Bone day."
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"I said, I'm small. I'm not growing. Is there something wrong with me?"
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"What is that? Grind fresh peppers?"
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"No! Masturbate!"
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"That was legendary, Nick."
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"use your thumb."
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"Andrew, you've hardly touched your salami and eggs."
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"We need to move on as a community."
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"Well, you are big! I mean, look at you. You're the size of an uncle."
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"Normal? You're a 12-year-old with a mustache."
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"-Marty! -Argh! Look at that thing!"
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"Is nobody gonna eat their salami and eggs?"
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"[Barbara] It just seems cruel."
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"-Jesus! -Help, Maury."
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"Then how was he in the last Expendables movie?"
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"My boy. Look how they massacred my boy."
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"Mom, why would you do that?"
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"[sobbing] Oh, my poor baby."
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"Jay, this place is scary."
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"Hey! Knock it off!"
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"-[man 1] Sorry about that, sir. -[man 2] Sorry, sir."
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"Sorry I called you my girlfriend. I don't know what it is."
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"I just... I want to protect the shit out of you."
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"-Yeah. A real life girlfriend? -Yeah, I'm alive."
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"-Who's not a pillow? -I'm not a pillow."
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"Wait, what? You're 13."
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"No, no, no. You know, in my brain, for this, I'm 40."
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"-No! -And I'm not interested in that."
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"This is just like a Roman Polanski situation."
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"If you're 40, that makes you a pedophile."
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"Because you're not, you psycho!"
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"-I am not a psycho! -[door closes]"
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"I'm a big, hairy beast."
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"and it was covered in hair and fungus,"
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"Oh, no, Nick. Maybe there is something wrong with you."
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"That's what I've been saying! I need help."
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"No, you don't want Maury."
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"I thought we had fun together."
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"-I hate you. -[Rick] Ouch!"
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"Thanks, Rick. I thought it was pretty harsh, too."
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"No, my horn unraveled."
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"And you like him! Why you like a little weirdo?"
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"with stupid brains and garbage dicks!"
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"I think maybe we should go home."
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"Let's just relax and take ourselves a nice, hot bubble bath."
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"I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm a mess!"
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"-I did, daddy. -Why are you calling me daddy?"
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"But why? She's so difficult."
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"Who lives on the other end."
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"I could just watch."
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"-Oh, boy. -Yeah, fuck me."
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"I'll just sit in the corner like a sad cuck"
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"Like an old poop that won't come out of your tushy?"
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"but, Mom, something is not right."
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"but we need to love ourselves for who we are."
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"-It's cold in here. Is anyone else cold? -Jesus. What happened to you?"
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"I got mine waxed off."
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"-Is there anything called Shave-uary? -No."
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"[groans]"
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"All right, let's see. You are in the fourth percentile for height."
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"Oh, but, look at this, the 80th percentile for head size."
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"Oh, fine, I'll turn around."
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"Okay. I see a few pubic hairs. Mazel tov."
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"Oh, you read about it online."
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"You can Google things on WebMD or whatever."
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"Easy there, Dr. Engle."
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"A few years?"
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"Is that what you're saying?"
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"I hope you like somebody who spends literally thousands of dollars on flowers."
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"-Can I pull my pants up, please? -I don't know, Wendy. Can you?"
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"-I think his wife's name is Wendy. -No, that's my first name."
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"Oh, my God. This is a nightmare."
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"or salsa will come out."
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"This sleazy couple was using her good looks"
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"I can't believe I ran away with you."
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"I can't believe I ran away with you."
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"Making me feel bad about myself."
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