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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Wow Factor (S04E04)

"Pam also happens to be a friend..."
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"and a fellow gay parent at Lily's school."
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"Am I trying to stack the deck against Claire here?"
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"No. I would never be so..."
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"genius."
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"- Hi. - Oh. Oh, Claire, this is Pam."
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"Pam, Claire. Hey."
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"Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. You too."
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"Pam is a licensed contractor."
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"Done a lot of houses. Uh-huh?"
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"I thought it'd be nice to bring in a third party that's objective..."
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"to help settle the fountain dispute."
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"Oh. Objective. Right."
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"Well, my son does go to school with Lily,"
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"but believe me, that is not gonna sway my decision..."
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"any more than the fact that you are beautiful. Hmm?"
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"Thank you. You are too."
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"Thank you. Let me grab your cans."
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"Your paint cans. There you go."
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"Hey, what's the matter, Joe?"
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"There you are. There you go. There you go."
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"You know, I'm happy to take him outside until he stops crying."
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"No, I wouldn't want you to miss this. It's fine."
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"Once Daniel Craig put his shirt back on, I lost interest. Are you sure?"
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"Absolutely. Okay."
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"That-a-boy. Thank you very much. I'll be right outside."
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"You shush, Nathan!"
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"Stupid thing!"
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"Dad, we've been standing here forever. Can't we just call the guy?"
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"No. There is no guy. I'm the guy."
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"Here's what I need you to do. Run to the hardware store, get me a T6 Torx screwdriver."
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"What? Just ask the guy."
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"I thought there was no guy. There is one there!"
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"Could be a girl. Yeah?"
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"Just go!"
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"I didn't need a Torx screwdriver."
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"I've always wanted one though."
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"But I needed them out of the house, so I could..."
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"call a guy."
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"Dad, help me."
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"Are we gonna do that thing again..."
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"where you try on different outfits like in Pretty Woman?"
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"Hey."
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"Saw you sinkin' some J's back there, huh?"
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"Box-and-one. Cover two."
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"Sh-Shaq-a-hack? Am I right? Not even close."
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"What's up? Well, word has it..."
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"that you were a pretty good handball player back in the day."
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"Yeah. And Neil Armstrong was a pretty good trumpet player."
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"I see you spent a lot more time on the court than you did in the classroom,"
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"so clearly I've come to the right place."
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"I need you to teach me everything you know."
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"How come it's so important?"
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"And I tried to teach him. I tried to put him in his place on the handball court."
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"And I lost."
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"And I-I could just see the disappointment in Lily's eyes."
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"Like there's any emotion in those eyes."
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"Are you gonna help me or not?"
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"Okay. Yes!"
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"But I need you to give it 105%."
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"Ah, no. It's 110%, buddy. That's impossible."
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"Yes. I think the fountain's a little pricey."
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"But you know what? It's gonna more than make up for itself..."
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"when a family comes in here and falls head over heels in love with this home."
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"Okay, that's a valid point. It is a bit of an empty space out there."
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"Thank you. Well, I mean, I see what you're saying."
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"Sorry. It's hot in here, right?"
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"Well, that happens to women of a certain age, like with my mom."
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"Are you kidding? What are you, like, 35?"
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"I see what you're saying."
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"I just feel that we might be pricing ourselves out of the market."
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"and build themselves a fountain, they can do so themselves."
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"That's true."
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"Um, okay, well, you know, Pam,"
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"um, there are lots of families like... ours-Mm-hmm."
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"Moving to this neighborhood for the schools."
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"P.S. Saw Connor's art project. Gorgeous."
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"Talent runs in the family."
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"Anyway, I'm just saying I think a family would respond..."
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"to having a little drama in the backyard."
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"Well-"
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"Oh, no."
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"Now my shirt is all see-through. Yeah. And so are you."
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"Please tell me you are not falling for this."
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"I'm not, but I am enjoying this little show tremendously, so thank you."
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"Mmm. Yeah."
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"As for my professional opinion on the fountain, don't do it."
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"I mean, if you were gonna live here yourself, I'd say go for it."
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"But it's too expensive for a flip."
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"Yeah. Yeah. All right."
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"Thank you."
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"Cam? Fine."
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"Lesbians!"
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"I can't believe I just went garter shopping with my son."
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"When you find a better way to keep my socks up, let me know."
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"you wanna stop in the baby class and see Jay and Joe?"
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"No. They need this time to make a connection."
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"It's not like mother and son-"
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"that the bond is naturally strong."
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"Hey, isn't that Joe over there?"
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"Ay, no, that's some weird baby."
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"He's not perfect like my little Joe."
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"Ow. You gave our baby to a stranger?"
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"Not a stranger. She's Claire's friend."
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"Shh. Shut up, Nathan."
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"Gloria."
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"The gas is on, Dad. I can see the spark from the igniter."
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"I don't know what it is."
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"- That's your thermocouple. - Oh."
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"You get a little sediment in there or some rust, and you're done for."
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"The thermocouple! Of course. Why didn't I think of that?"
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"Thanks, Dad. I-I shouldn't be buggin' you with this stuff."
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"Are you kiddin' me? I love to help."
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"Makes me feel like you still need me."
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"Of course I need you. You're the best when it comes to this."
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"- Anything else you need fixin'? - Yeah, actually,"
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"I've been havin' a little trouble with my thumb."
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"Just push it back in and make that popping sound."
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"- Oh, yeah, you're right. - There you go."
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"Hey, make sure you tell Claire how pretty she looks tonight."
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