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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Wow Factor (S04E04)

"- A woman needs to hear that. - You do the same with Mom."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, your mom's a little tired of hearing how pretty Claire is."
Modern Family (2009)
"Good one!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- All right. Love you. - Love you too."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, we're home."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey."
Modern Family (2009)
"That was the least fun I have ever had shopping, ever."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here."
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, that's a torque wrench, not a Torx screwdriver."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, you're just screaming now."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can't you just go get it? You're the best at this stuff."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, plus the car is doing something funny,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and there's a light on the dashboard that looks like a little genie lamp."
Modern Family (2009)
"My kids are helpless, but maybe that's okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because years from now, when they have their own houses,"
Modern Family (2009)
"they'll call me on their hologram phones and say,"
Modern Family (2009)
"And I'll be the happiest father in Sector 7."
Modern Family (2009)
"Or Sector 12, if we're doing really well."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know why your mom's so mad."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe it has something to do with giving your son away to a complete stranger."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're next. And what were you two doing in the mall anyway?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I thought you were seeing Moby-Dick. It was sold out."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe that's how you can make it up to her."
Modern Family (2009)
"Take me to the Moby-Dick reading tomorrow. Nice try."
Modern Family (2009)
"Doing something selfless for her other son..."
Modern Family (2009)
"could make up for your monumental blunder."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe flowers or jewelry. I like to throw money at the problem."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hello, pretty lady. What do you wanna do for dinner?"
Modern Family (2009)
"How about we exchange the baby for a cheese pizza?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Is this about today? I'll call for those tickets."
Modern Family (2009)
"You were supposed to spend quality time with the baby."
Modern Family (2009)
"Joe was asleep. He didn't even know he missed the puppet show."
Modern Family (2009)
"It was the baby class! Okay, call it what you want."
Modern Family (2009)
"I saw a hippie with a frog on his hand."
Modern Family (2009)
"And for your information, I'm takin' Manny to that reading tomorrow."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now you're just trying to dig yourself out of a hole..."
Modern Family (2009)
"because you know that you were caught in a lie."
Modern Family (2009)
"So here's something- Not now, Manny."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, let him talk. I called the theater,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and they have tons of tickets for tomorrow's show."
Modern Family (2009)
"And it turns out today's show wasn't sold out either."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ay, Manny, not now. Let him talk."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, why'd you say it was sold out?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. Why'd you say it was sold out?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't understand English very goodly."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't play that card. You didn't want to go any more than I did."
Modern Family (2009)
"Fine. I lied. But I earned that lie."
Modern Family (2009)
"But you know that I am always trying to do everything for everybody in this family."
Modern Family (2009)
"But you. You only do what's good for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me tell you something, Jay Pritchett."
Modern Family (2009)
"When it comes to raising kids, you get what you give."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, you rattled that off pretty goodly."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know, but Daddy really wants to do this. Okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, no, no. What do you think you're doing, Sadie? No cutsies. Come on."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Next. - Hello, Milo."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hello, one of Lily's dads."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's make this interesting. If I win, the new rule is this."
Modern Family (2009)
"No player can play more than three times in a row..."
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"without getting back in line and letting the other kids play."
Modern Family (2009)
"What if I win? Then I'll give you $20,000."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're on. All right. Let's do this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes! Whoo!"
Modern Family (2009)
"One point for me."
Modern Family (2009)
"One point for me. That's right."
Modern Family (2009)
"Milo, the wall's over here."
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"Nah, nah. Doesn't count. It was out!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Three bounces to the wall makes you a loser"
Modern Family (2009)
"Makes you a loser"
Modern Family (2009)
"Final point. I get this, I win."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whoo! Yes!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes! Winner!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Champion! Champion!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam's gonna be doing drop-offs for a while."
Modern Family (2009)
"We got a letter."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sure you're both wondering why I summoned you here tonight."
Modern Family (2009)
"I now present to you... the wow factor."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cam."
Modern Family (2009)
"I cannot believe that you went rogue."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uncool. I am with Claire on this."
Modern Family (2009)
"You'll soon see why."
Modern Family (2009)
"Prepare your senses for dancing waters."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow."
Modern Family (2009)
"Factor."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now imagine a prospective buyer..."
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"so entranced by the aqua ballet,"
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"they're compelled instantly to make a rich offer."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've even stocked the pools with fish of gold."
Modern Family (2009)
"They're just goldfish,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but they're- they're right here."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is-This is pretty impressive, Cam. What did you spend?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Quite a bit, actually. But I don't wanna get into that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me turn this up to eleventy-five."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow. Factor."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Cam, are fish of gold supposed to swim backwards like that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, not to my knowledge, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, it's kind of like they're all sort of gathering towards that thing. Like-"
Modern Family (2009)
"They're getting sucked out!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You're killing them! You murderer!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire! Unplug it!"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's half a fish! That's half a fish!"
Modern Family (2009)
""There are certain queer times and occasions..."
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"in this strange, mixed affair we call life..."
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"when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke"-"
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""Though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns"-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Tick-tick-tick- tick-tick-tick-tick"
Modern Family (2009)
"Boom, boom, goes the dynamite"
Modern Family (2009)
"Boom, boom, goes the dynamite"
Modern Family (2009)
""and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.""
Modern Family (2009)
"All right. Close your eyes. Why?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Just trust me. Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ow! Never close your eyes on the court!"
Modern Family (2009)
"But you told me- Don't let me get in your head!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Pop 'em all before they hit the ground! Go!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't really understand how-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Make a fist with your thumb on the side."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now bring your thumb to the front. Okay, now do it again."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ha! You just spelled "ass" in sign language."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Close your eyes."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's okay. We're off the court."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're never off the court!"
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