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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Secret Shopper (S01E01)

"anyone has ever been cocky about."
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"I know. It's so embarrassing."
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"I told them not to put that up there,"
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"but I guess they felt they had to honor me somehow."
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"You know you're just asking someone to draw a penis"
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"on your face, right?"
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"This must be really bittersweet for you,"
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"But now is no longer the time of Amy."
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"No, now is the time of Ace."
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"Oh, Ace? Wow."
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"Ace. They're calling me Ace now."
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"Strong words from a guy who led"
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"a flock of ducks into the store."
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"My pocket was ripped."
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"I didn't know I was trailing crackers."
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"with crackers in your pocket?"
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"Because they don't have the kind I like here."
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"All right, Marcus is in court today"
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"testifying against his grandmother,"
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"so I need you to help zone Clearance"
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"It goes in Grocery."
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"I know that because I got"
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"every answer right on the test."
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"This is supposed to be one of the last"
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"warm weekends of the year."
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"Do you know what people like to do"
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"when the weather is nice?"
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"Eat soft-shell crab."
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"Grill, and our customers are used to finding charcoal"
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"for their grills in Patio."
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"we'll make the switch after grilling season."
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"Yeah, but with all the secret shopper stuff,"
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"shouldn't we just be doing things by the book?"
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"I know how to do my job."
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"Follow-up question:"
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"It's very intuitive."
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"First time in our store?"
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"Oh, no. I've been here before."
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"Really?"
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"Because I have a pretty good memory for faces,"
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"In my brain."
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"Well, you must have forgotten mine."
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"Yeah, I don't think so."
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"It's very distinctive looking."
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"But maybe it was my mistake."
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"Guess you're just a regular customer"
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"doing some regular pet food shopping."
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"Say, what type of pet do you have?"
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"- It's a dog. - What kind?"
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"- Four... - Gender?"
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"Looks like you've got an answer for everything."
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"I almost forgot to ask."
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"What's your cat's name?"
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"It's a dog."
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"Where would I find men's hats?"
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"All right, you're gonna want to go to aisle 16,"
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"and then straight, uh... oh."
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"Uh, who's this hat for? A boyfriend?"
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"No. No boyfriend."
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"- It's for my dad. - Tight, tight."
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"Well, I could take you over there personally."
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"And if you'd like, I could model some of the options for you."
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"All right."
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"Uh, let me tell you about myself..."
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"Did I hear you ask about men's hats?"
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"Okay, just thought I'd ask,"
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"since I've personally tested every hat we sell,"
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"- What? - Excuse me?"
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"Unconvicted, but we all know."
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"Anyway, are we thinking Panama hat?"
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"Trilby? Tricorn?"
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"You know what? I'm good."
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"Okay, well, remember to ask for Mateo."
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"He'll make your day-o!"
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"I don't know. I thought she was the secret shopper."
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"- So? - There are raises on the line."
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"So sorry, not sorry. I'm not here to make friends."
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"Fine, whatever."
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"the secret shopper isn't one of us."
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"Wh... wait, wait. What does that mean?"
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"Pssh. I ain't even gonna tell you."
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"No, no. You can tell me."
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"Well, at the Penrose store,"
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"the corporate plant was an employee."
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"And when he was done, everyone who was a dick to him"
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"got fired."
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"But, hey, that's why I always"
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"try to be nice to all my coworkers,"
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"that likes to keep his job, so..."
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"Thank... thank you."
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"Well, no one's panicking. That's a good sign."
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"We all just need to stay cool about this, right?"
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"You know that's not a stress ball, right?"
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"- It's a lemon. - Let me have my process."
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"Am I imagining things,"
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"or did I ask you to stock the charcoal in Patio?"
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"- Glenn told me... - Jonah reminded me"
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"that charcoal is supposed to be in Grocery now."
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"Mm."
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"We don't want to make any mistakes,"
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"not with a secret shopper in our mist."
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"Wait, is it mist or midst?"
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"Which one were the gorillas in again?"
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"Mist."
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"So, um, you went over my head to Glenn?"
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"Well, no, it just sort of came up in conversation..."
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"Well, thank God he did."
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"You know, you could stand to learn something"
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"from Mr. 100 here."
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"That's a nickname that we came up with."
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"- He came up with. - Yeah."
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"I could think of a nickname for you too,"
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"but you haven't done anything really impressive lately."
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"How about Little Miss "On Time"?"
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"Dr. Cool?"
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"Workules?"
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"How about just Amy?"
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"Floor Supervisor."
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"Boring. Wait."
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"Bed, Bath, and Beyonce! Huh?"
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