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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Secret Shopper (S01E01)

"Hey."
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"Here you are."
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"Olives?"
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"It's the closest thing I could find to an olive branch."
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"Thanks."
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"Uh, so I guess now I restock these..."
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"No, no, no, I'll do it. I'll... I'll..."
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"Excuse me. Where can I find the charcoal?"
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"Grocery."
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"Look, I'm sorry for going over your head like that."
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"And I know what you're thinking."
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"I wouldn't have done that if you were a man."
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"Nope. Wasn't thinking that."
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"- Oh, good. - It's fine."
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"Just, next time, come to me first"
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"Got it, got it."
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"Although, I did come to you first."
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"- Better job. - Yeah."
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"How?"
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"Hey, uh, are we sold out of charcoal?"
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"- Grocery. - Hmm."
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"Where are tampons? Electronics?"
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"No, they're where tampons normally are."
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"Okay."
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"How about you hang these nifty signs"
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"and then grab a mop?"
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"Because I don't think that raccoon ever left us."
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"Will do, uh, so... so real quick,"
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"and I hate to even mention this,"
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"but I think there's, like, a store policy"
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"against hanging flyers."
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"Yeah, I'm not, like, looking for a new bassist"
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"for my punk band; I think this is fine."
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"Right, right, of course."
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"Condolence cards, huh?"
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"Uh, a friend of mine."
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"Hmm. You don't look very upset."
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"Probably not that good a friend."
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"Can I see a death certificate?"
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"I-I don't think I need a death certificate"
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"just to buy a card."
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"Well, well, well."
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"What was your friend's name?"
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"- I don't understand... - How did he die?"
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"What did he love? What kind of music was he into?"
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"Billy Joel? Everybody's into Billy Joel."
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"Was he a vegetarian or normal?"
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"The kind of guy you trust with a lot of money or..."
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"I see what you're doing, and you're right."
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"By the end, I didn't really know him anymore."
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"May... maybe I never really knew him."
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"The point is, I wasn't there for him"
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"when he needed me the most."
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"Hmm."
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"Funny. You don't look Jewish."
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"Mateo."
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"I'm investigating."
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"You ever think that corporate is spying on us"
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"with a secret employee?"
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"Well, no, but now that's all I can think about."
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"never talks about what he was doing before this job?"
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"Well, sure, but I just figured he was a criminal."
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"You'd be surprised how many of our employees have been."
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"I mean, I've always wondered why an educated,"
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"privileged pretty boy would decide to work here."
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"And then I noticed Jonah's car has Illinois plates."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, soybeans."
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"Oh!"
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"on that test; He probably wrote the test."
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"Okay. Let's keep this under our hats."
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"I don't want anyone to start acting weird around him."
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"Jonah, do you know why I called you in here?"
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"Uh, no."
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"Am I in trouble?"
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"As if."
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"Why? Am I in trouble?"
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"Whew. That's a relief."
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"- Yeah. - So, um..."
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"I'm just gonna come out and say it."
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"You know, I think I deserve a raise."
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"Yeah. A big one."
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"Would you be willing to tell people about that?"
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"Am I? Sure, yeah."
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"I'll definitely... I'll tell whoever you want, yeah."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I-I don't know..."
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"You... you..."
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"I'm so glad we had this conversation."
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"Yeah."
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"I keep a tin of candies in here"
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"for special occasions."
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"They are wickedly sour."
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"What? Didn't he..."
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"Just like a regular Joe, huh?"
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"You're gonna have to do better than that."
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"I think I got that..."
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"Let's talk about why you need"
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"each of those items in that basket."
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"Last time I saw that little piece,"
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"he was talking to Glenn in his office."
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"God, you smell like you're from Chicago."
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"Will Jonah please report to Patio immediately?"
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"I repeat..."
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"Jonah to Patio..."
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"One second."
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"Immediately!"
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"Okay. I'm on my way."
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"Make sure that you actually are."
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"I just said I am."
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"and then you don't."
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"Why don't we have this discussion in person?"
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"Given that you just started working here..."
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"What is going on?"
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"Maybe you shouldn't tell me how to do my job."
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"Or maybe you should leave the intercom open"
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"for more important announcements."
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"No, you guys go wild. I never want this to end."
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"I am your supervisor."
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"Don't think you know this job better than me"
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