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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.6 (S01E01)

"I want you to push."
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"Aah...!"
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"Aah! Ah..."
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"Wacka-wacka!"
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"And look at the penis on him! It's bigger than mine!"
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"What are you gonna name him?"
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"I'm gonna call him Dave."
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"Dave? Dave Chappelle."
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"Watch your eye."
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"He set his sights on comedy, and would not be denied."
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"(theme from "8 Mile" playing)"
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"Nice shirt, Does it come in your size?"
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"and smack the broom out your hand?"
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"and Halle Berry."
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"(man) Hey, Dave, it's Eddie Murphy."
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"Ah, what's up, y'all?"
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"Hey, man, we were just talking"
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"about how much funnier you are than us."
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"Y'all crazy, man."
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"Can you come have dinner with us, Dave?"
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"Could you, could you have some dinner?"
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"Nah, son, that ain't no dinner thing."
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"Hey, Halle, how you gettin' home?"
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"Did I tell y'all to sell drugs, huh?!"
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"No, Hove did that!"
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"So hopefully none of y'all have to go through that."
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"generosity and courage have saved America."
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"You're the champ."
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"I know I am."
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"They could learn something from you,"
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"and I heard you have a 16-inch penis."
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"Yeah..."
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"(laughing) No!"
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"Hey, look, we're gonna take a quick commercial break,"
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"A lot of you might, uh, have questions"
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"but you're afraid, again, 'cause you're afraid to ask."
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"Matter of fact, he's just a gay guy in the city."
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"when a gay guy is performing oral sex,"
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"is it better than a female?"
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"Better, better... how the fuck do I know?"
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"for you fruity pants out there,"
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""Fruity pants", let me tell you something."
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"I'll put a band-aid over your left cheek"
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"and make you my Nelly."
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"then, you'd be after every guy..."
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"You can't have this, but if you want..."
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"Oh-ho, you tease. You big tease."
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"I gotta tell you guys, man, uh,"
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"I don't know what it is..."
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"but that show moves me!"
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"is, every few years, they always put a black guy"
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"You put him around six of the craziest white people"
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"find out what happens when people stop bein' all polite"
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"A'ight?"
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"needless to say, I was a little surprised"
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"to meet the other roommates."
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"(all arguing)"
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"Hey, what's goin' on? My name is Chad."
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"I don't hang out with many black people."
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"No, no, no, I, I... I'm your new roommate, right?"
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"You wanna... you wanna room?"
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"Nah, uh, all the beds is full."
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"I'm... I'm your roommate, Chad."
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"Well, looky here, Chad,"
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"for the entire period you in my room,"
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"I better not catch you standin' up peein'."
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"they gave us a job running the juice bar."
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"(coughing)"
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"get outta my face, nigga!"
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"They didn't have much respect for the job."
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"Hold on, let me roll, one more roll, one more roll."
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"we're here to work, not play."
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"Yo, what is your problem, man?!"
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"Why you wanna work so hard, huh?!"
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"Well, bring some juice back, nigga!"
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"Get me a Philly blunt, son."
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"This way, come on, y'all!"
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"My girlfriend Katie came in from Maine,"
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"so great to spend some quality time with her."
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"Hi, my name is Katie."
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"but, I get the feeling that Katie, you know,"
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"she might be the one."
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"the way he was looking at me and Katie."
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"Something in his eyes that kind of scared me,"
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"(audience) Oh!"
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"My man, Lysol, fresh out the joint."
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"Yeah."
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"No, nah, nah, son, ooh, she can stay."
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"before I cut some bacon off your back."
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"(Lysol) What's up?"
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"(Tyree) Do your thing there, doggy, yeah!"
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"Yo, could you hold it down?"
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"with more "Mad Real World," biatch!"
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"Turn on your TV. Ow."
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"What you gonna see?"
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"(Tron) And, now, more "Mad Real World"."
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"Um, it's good to be alone for a minute"
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"in the confession room."
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"(laughing)"
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"I remember that we were all joking around,"
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"and Tron got me in a, uh... a sleeper hold."
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"I'm king of the world!"
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"I don't think he meant to hurt me, but, uh..."
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"I don't remember a whole lot after that."
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"you know what I'm sayin', and tuck him in."
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"You know, I'll admit it,"
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"when my dad came by, I was a little bit concerned."
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"so, you know?"
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"...'Cause I don't like how you looked at me."
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"Zondra, I apologize."
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"Like that! Like what?!"
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"Oh, look! Look, he doin' it!"
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"(grunting)"
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"that's what you did!"
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"(chatter and music)"
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"enough!"
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"(music stops)"
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"It's 1:30 in the morning and I have to get up early"
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"to go to work, damn it!"
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"Oh, this white boy's trippin', "you people?""
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