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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.6 (S01E01)

"What the hell you mean, "you people?!""
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"I think we need to have a house meeting, y'all."
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"A'ight?"
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"(Zondra) The reason why we called this house meeting is because"
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"we just don't feel safe with you in the house anymore, Chad."
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"Tyree, you... you stabbed my dad!"
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"Lysol had sex with Katie."
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"I just filmed it."
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"No, Tyree, you had sex with me too."
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"Correction, I had sex with Katie."
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"But worse come to worse,"
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"we reserve the right to fuck you up."
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"Hey, Chad?"
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"Oooooh."
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"The greatest show."
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"one of my favorite "Real World" moments,"
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"make some noise for my man,"
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"Take me there, son."
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"Take me there..."
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"Yeah, man, go ahead."
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"I'm gonna come in... watch how I do it."
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"(both) Squee-ba-boo dee-ba-boo-dee."
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"Squee-ba-boo. Squee-ba-boo-squee."
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"Squee-da squee-do."
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"(Broom) Squee-ah-ee-ah-ee."
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"Ow."
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"Come on be my baby tonight."
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"Oh, that's monster."
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"Come on be my baby tonight."
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"She treated them thugs bad."
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"come on be my baby tonight."
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"Come on, you rotten bitch, be my baby!"
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"(Chappelle) I'm rich, biatch!"
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"Huh, what you mean, what am I talkin' about, girl?"
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"You know what I'm talkin' about."
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"Come over here so I can stick my chocolate"
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"in your peanut butter."
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"(laughing)"
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"What? Oh, I'm sorry..."
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"I understand, I didn't know it was an emergency."
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"All right! Hmm."
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"She say something wrong with you grandmother."
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"Bitch. Mommy?"
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"Whoo-hoo."
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"lifting their shirts up is complete"
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"Call now."
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"You know, folks, uh, it's Oscar season,"
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"The temptation to lie would be too strong for me"
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"You gotta tell the legend."
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"(laughing)"
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"Hello?"
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"Dinner tonight sounds great, Richard Pryor."
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"His amazing journey led him straight to the halls of power."
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"Ha-ha! Go ahead."
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"But he's also a fantastic comedian."
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"Get back at me about that!"
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"my favorite TV show for the last few years"
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"on there and try to make him look crazy."
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"of the craziest black people we could find,"
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"This is the true story of six motherfuckin' strangers..."
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"Mad real."
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"(all) Hoboken!"
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"I went to prison."
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"Nighty-night, keep your butthole tight."
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"All right, enjoy. Thanks a lot."
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"it's just better in, uh..."
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"Hey, uh, guys, you know, uh..."
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"This is a place of business..."
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"C'mon, a-clickety-clack, a-clickety-clack."
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"(sobbing) Oh, Katie..."
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"I don't, I'll be honest,"
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"(Tyree) We gonna take Chad upstairs,"
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"(Chad) Hey, guys, I'd like to introduce you all to my dad."
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"I brought some brownies."
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"but his daddy shouldn't have looked at her like that,"
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"He don't know how to talk to people."
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"I'm not looking at anyone, if someone..."
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"Zondra, I've been stabbed..."
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"and I don't know what I did!"
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""I'm... I'm bleeding!""
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"Ha! I said, look..."
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"Can't you be quiet for one night?!"
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"I mean, really, man,"
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"Right."
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"Katie has some big-ass titties."
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"Oh, so baller!"
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"Wquee-ba-boo-dee ba-boo-squee."
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"Come on be my baby tonight."
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"and you here in the studio."
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"(horn honks)"
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"Bitch, I'm tellin' ya!"
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"I didn't know it was an emergency, I'm sorry!"
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"it's National Geographic's "Third-World Girls Gone Wild!""
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"(applause)"
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"a film comes along that changes the way"
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"we think about ourselves."
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"Next question!"
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"so, since you're still a guy, but you like guys,"
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"Do you want this?"
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"All right?"
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"That's right."
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"Get your ass outta here, now!"
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"Police, police, they comin' this way!"
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"you know what I mean?"
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"I felt bad for that white boy,"
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"I'll look over here!"
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"Are you serious?"
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"And now you want me to leave?!"
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"Fine, I... I guess I'll go."
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"I had sex with Katie too, man."
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"written by Dave Chappelle."
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"(man) Last time, all right? Last time, now."
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"Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes and ah-ha-ha-ha."
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"Jennifer Lopez,"
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"I wanna know, what is the rainbow about?!"
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"and then expect him to live a normal life."
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"I call this, "the Tron special.""
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"Oh, okay, that's nice, yeah."
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"I didn't have sex with Katie."
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