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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.6 (S01E01)

"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"in the wilds of Africa!"
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"and, uh, I don't know who's gonna win,"
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"but I gotta tell you,"
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"it was written by Antwone Fisher,"
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"I didn't know you were allowed to write a movie about yourself."
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"I want you to push push, Mrs. Chappelle."
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"Do I come to your job"
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"Something needs to happen with this comedy thing right now."
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"spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti."
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"and allowed him to have sex with Janet Jackson,"
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"That was great havin' sex in the shower, Halle Berry."
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"Aw, girl... (cell phone ringing)"
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"Oh, hold up, I'm getting a call, I'll be right back."
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"(man) And Richard Pryor."
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"Really? Ha!"
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"You gonna bring Halle? 'Cause that's a fine bitch."
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"Call me later, man."
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"("America the Beautiful" playing)"
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"I beat everybody I faced, and I'm still here."
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"I'm still standin', I'm still strong!"
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"I'm bright."
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"Would you like to take a bath with my daughters?"
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"(both laughing)"
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"Yeah, thing there... did I get that right?"
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"True story."
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"amongst the diversity of Americans,"
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"I have another segment I would like to bring to you."
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"that you want to ask gay people,"
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"and I got none other than Mario Cantone,"
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"Please, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"All right, I would like to know"
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"It's better!"
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"What is the rainbow about?!"
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"Hold on one second."
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"of course, he's gonna freak out."
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"They would not like that if we made a show"
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"where we put one white guy around six"
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"and havin' their motherfuckin' lives taped..."
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"and shit and start bein' real."
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"A'ight?"
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"When I first entered the house, um, you know..."
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"How ya doin'?"
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"(muttering)"
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"Who ordered pizza?"
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"You got to room with Tyree."
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"(Tyree) My name is Tyree, and, yeah,"
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"You sit down when you pee, you understand?"
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"Let me try on some cotton Dockers, ha-ha-ha."
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"What's the square root of this apartment?"
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"He didn't know what he was getting himself into, you know?"
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"I wasn't really crazy about the way"
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"Boo-ya!"
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"This right here is the good shit."
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"(Tron) All right, all right."
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"Hey!"
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"Look at me, America, look how Tron is living."
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"For the city..."
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"Sell me some juice, bitch, I'm thirsty!"
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"And a banana cognac, biatch!"
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"(sirens wailing)"
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"(Chad) I know we're still young,"
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"Tyree made me really uncomfortable,"
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"you know, and, uh... it wasn't appropriate."
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"I need that bed. I got company."
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"C'mon, Katie, let's go."
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"Yeah, we gonna send that back to the joint"
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"so niggas know how we livin' out here,"
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"and, um, I worked my way through it."
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"(Tron) Chappelle's Show. will be right back"
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"Niggas is wildin'!"
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"(crowd yelling)"
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"(crowd yelling)"
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"Be careful if you get a sleeper hold"
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"because the next day your anus will really hurt."
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"Why you gotta look at me like that?!"
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"Why you gotta be lookin' at me, white man?!"
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"I've been stabbed!"
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"You came in the house with six wild niggas,"
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"(loud chatter continues)"
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"What is wrong with you people?!"
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"We feel as though you should leave, man... today."
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"And you had sex with Katie."
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"we could just fuck you up."
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"But, you know, we tryin' to be, you know, comvenial about this."
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"Ooooohhhhhh."
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"Got that feelin'. Ooohhh."
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"Now, here to re-enact"
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"What's up, maestro?"
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"Oh, yeah, you set 'em up nice, I'm gonna come in."
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"Squee-ba-boo-dee-ba-boo-ba."
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"I-I-I"
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"I've seen the way you've treated"
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"Come on be my baby tonight."
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"I would like to thank David Broom."
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"God bless you all, and I'll see you next week."
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"Hi, thank you."
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"What you doin', girl?"
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"No, no, pardon me, miss, I..."
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"Chad, it's your moms."
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"She dead or something, my fault."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Ow."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Let's start the show."
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"(announcer) You've seen them at Mardi Gras and on Spring Break."
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"Now, see them as you've never seen them before,"
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"That's right, available for the first time on home video,"
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"No collection of videos showing girls"
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"Welcome back to Chappelle's Show."
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"the most moving film that I saw last year had to be"
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""Antwone Fisher"."
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"but, but more noteworthy than that is"
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"which is pretty deep."
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"I mean, you know what I mean?"
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"to do something like that."
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"So I bring to you now, "Dave Chappelle","
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"(woman screaming)"
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