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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Finish Line of a women's 10K."
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"How else do you explain... what's his name?"
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"Of course, I didn't make a career out of it."
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"Such an American idea."
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"You guys, have fun on your double date."
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"So that night, as Lily and Marshall did their best to hate Gael..."
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"Take a knee."
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"Failing that, four threes."
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"- I just hope Ted's okay. - Hmm."
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"Lily, we are Ted's best friends. Our job is to hate that guy."
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"The night was going great."
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"They're a hundred percent real."
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"No, your tatts... toos, your tattoos."
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"- No, he wouldn't. - Yes, he would."
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"Hello, Ted."
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"We should start a fire."
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"Look."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"That, dear boy, is a tramp stamp."
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"A tramp stamp."
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"Spanish massage oil?"
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"Feel the emotions release."
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"Think I just got over being chunky in the ninth grade."
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"Try the mango."
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"All right, first of all, this isn't one of those,"
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"I'm sorry."
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"My first three days in Argentina, I cried my eyes out."
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"I win!"
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"and not at all macho and petty,"
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"And what followed was a new era in my life,"
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"a crazy time unlike anything that ce before."
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"It's funny looking back at those days,"
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"- What is it? - Just a new Web site."
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"He got a tramp stamp."
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""I came all the way over here because I want you back" things."
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"There'll be no startling confession of love,"
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"no sweet indie rock song that swells up we're about to kiss,"
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"- none of that crap. Got it? - Okay."
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"Good. Now, here's the thing."
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"It sucks that you came back from Argentina with someone as awesome as Gael."
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"And I know I have no right to be upset at you."
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"We're broken up, life goes on, whatever."
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"But you know what? We-We never did this."
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"We-We had this polite breakup with no irrational yelling, and..."
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"and that's just wrong!"
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"So, I'm going to yell irrationally for a little while,"
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"and you're just going to have to stand there and deal with it, okay?"
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"- If you feel like you need to do that... - I think I do!"
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"I really think I do! So now I'm yelling!"
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"- You shaved. - I did!"
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"- I liked the beard. - I liked it, too,"
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"but it was getting kind of hot!"
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"Maybe in the winter, I'll grow it back out!"
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"Okay, I'm done."
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"I know it was weird showing up with Gael."
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"Look, us breaking up, it was the right thing."
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"But it took some time to get over you, you know?"
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"I-I'm still getting over you."
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"But you? You were over it the minute they started the in-flight movie."
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"Over it?!"
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"I missed you so much."
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"I wanted to go and prove how adventurous I am, but the truth is..."
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"it was really lonely."
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"And that's why Gael happened."
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"You weren't trying to win the breakup?"
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"I was trying to survive it."
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"See, look, that all sounds good,"
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"and we'll still be friends and move on, but..."
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"did he have to be so hot?"
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"- The guy's an Adonis. - He's not an Adonis."
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"He's the Cadillac of rebound guys. Marshall has a crush on him!"
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"- The guy's perfect. - He's not perfect."
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"Oh, come on. He's hot,"
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"he wind surfs, he massages things."
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"Name one way I'm better than that guy."
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"You're bigger."
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"Don't patronize me. If anything, he may even be a little bit taller."
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"No. Ted... you're bigger."
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"Kids, I can't remember exactly what helped me get through"
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"the whole Robin-Gael incident."
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"I'm sure that it was something profound and meaningful,"
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"but after that, I was back on my feet."
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"knowing now exactly what I was heading towards."
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"Go for Barney."
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"Hey, man, it's Marshall."
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"Check your e-mail. Sent you something."
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"Slapcountdown.com."
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"What does this mean?"
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"Ma-Marshall?"
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"No."
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"No!"
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"Kids, there more than one story of how I met your mother."
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"You know the short version, the thing with your mom's yellow umbrella."
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"But there's a bigger story."
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"The story of how I became who I had to become before I could meet her."
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"And that story begins, here."
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"...dary!"
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"Legendary!"
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"Dude, I am so excited that you're single again."
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"We are going to conquer New York City."
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"I already have a girl from work lined up for you."
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"Right boob bigger than the left boob,"
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"which some choose to look at as bra half empty,"
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"I choose to look at as bra half full."
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"I don't know."
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"Robin and I broke up two weeks ago."
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"I'm... I'm not ready."
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"When will you be ready?"
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"It was a good question."
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"After a big relationship ends, you need some time to recuperate."
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"Robin took a trip to Argentina, and I went through my usual routine."
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"I grew my breakup beard."
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"Ted Mosby, suit up,"
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"'cause here's the plan. There's a Miss Nassau County pageant."
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"We'll pretend to be judges and, yes, our votes are for sale."
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"I'm not ready."
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"I repainted the apartment."
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"Salty girls on an endorphin high who just want to lie down."
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"- Yeah. - I'm not ready."
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"And the truth is, I was doing really good."
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