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Clips from The Boondocks - Granddad Dates a Kardashian (S04E04)

"I'm getting money."
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"I'm getting our freedom papers."
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"Maybe I'm naive,"
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"Fame? Who needs that?"
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"Nope, don't need fame."
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"With what we build, we're gonna show"
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"that love can work even if your man doesn't have a 401."
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"401k?"
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"A marathon that long would wreck my knees."
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"Look, can I give you the ultimate in cable-series love?"
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"You gonna try to trap me by getting pregnant?"
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"Shut up! I didn't want to seem too eager!"
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"I'll get fat or whatever."
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"No, silly, a promise ring during the season finale."
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"Then it's a deal."
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"Let me get your best yellow wine!"
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"Aaaah!"
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"Please! Please!"
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"Could you please stop?"
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"Every time you do that, you're actually kind of killing her."
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"Sorry."
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"So, what's the latest, doctor?"
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"Well, after billing her insurance for every test possible"
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"because, let's face it, the longer I'm gone,"
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"the harder you think I'm working,"
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"Her ass exploded."
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"I have friends with lots of extra ass!"
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"Can we donate?"
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"Well, it's always tough on friends and family"
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"when a person's ass gets this big,"
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"but I'm afraid we just have to wait."
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"Unfortunately, you might have to make some tough decisions."
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"This is one of the worst cases of AAAS I've ever seen."
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"That's A.A.A.S.,"
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"when you start shoving foreign objects into your keister."
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"Sorry about that."
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"We've got a dedicated team of doctors here."
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"I promise, we'll try our best."
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"for the stupid girl in the ass room!"
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"Come on! We just can't sit around here and wait!"
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"They cured breast cancer. I'm sure it'll cure this."
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"Here's your chance."
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"We're gonna get justice for your sister"
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"and show how much we care."
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"Now, follow me, Bench. Oh, by the way,"
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"if anyone from the pinochle place say I owe them money, haul ass."
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"Aah!"
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"So you get off on getting my Kardashia all strung out on ass?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about. Unh!"
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"Oh, you don't know?"
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"Did that show you?"
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"Bench, help me show this motherfucker."
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"Open hand means put something in it"
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"so I can hit this punk-ass doctor."
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"Hold up. I'm the sidekick?"
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"She's my dying half-sister!"
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"I came up with all the show ideas!"
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"What's taking granddad so long?"
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"I'm hungry."
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"Cleanup on bed number three, stat."
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"This place is depressing."
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"If I'm about to die,"
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"promise you'll just pull the plug."
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"Nigga, if I'm about to die, keep me alive."
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"I want to be a burden,"
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"Keep my ass fresh until they find a cure."
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"Man, for real. I'm starving."
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"We got to get some food."
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"Well, that person didn't finish his lunch."
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"Aah!"
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"Don't scream. It's okay!"
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"I'm Mother Maria."
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"Come in, young skinny black child."
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"You came up with the other shows, but this is my idea."
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"Hey!"
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"Sidekicks are really the most important."
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"Audiences love them!"
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"Robin the Boy Wonder,"
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"that Fantasy Island tattoo guy, Chewbacca!"
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"Why don't we all just calm down?"
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"Don't tell me what to do!"
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"She's lying there about to die because of you!"
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"I told her, even an Armenian girl's caboose has its limits."
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"She knew the risks!"
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"I'm tired of this."
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"Matter of fact, I'm done talking."
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"Hit him, Bench."
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"Ha ha! You're gonna have a butt face!"
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"Yes, I spent my whole life feeding the hungry."
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"I fed many brown babies."
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"Mostly the words of Jesus."
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"Hey!"
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"Looking out for others."
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"I used my pantyhose as tourniquets for the troops."
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"Looks like you've lived a full life."
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"Oh, I have."
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"Ha! Those medals,"
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"even got one from the vice presidente after World War II."
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"Yep, he gave me a medal and some smokes."
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"Would have been nice if he'd visited me when I had emphysema."
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"Well, who do you usually talk to?"
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"Don't you have visitors?"
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"Eh, no one cares about an old broke lady."
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"Plus, there's some celebrity in here."
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"They say she's got the whole floor locked down."
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"I can't even get a nurse to change my diaper."
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"Ew! I ain't hungry now."
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"Ah, but I forgive her"
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"and all the people around her."
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"Boys, there's great power in forgiveness,"
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"self-sacrifice, and thinking of yourself last."
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"First plan, you keep her alive long enough to make sure we in the will."
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"Plan "B", she dies, you break out the tape and pitch the show."
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"We threaten to go public and show America we're the only ones who care!"
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"Seriously, what other men in her life would have done that?"
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"You keep forgetting I just met this chick."
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"And may we one day get to a world"
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"where no porcelain goddess"
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"feels the need to pump up her beautiful"
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"just to attract some five-time baby-daddy"
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