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Clips from The Boondocks - Granddad Dates a Kardashian (S04E04)

"Amen."
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"Hey! Ruckus, what the hell are you doing here?"
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"This is a serious matter!"
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"Oh, I know it's serious."
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"Word 'round the street is that you living a serious nigga dream."
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"in the form of a rich white girl."
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"Oh, and she ain't just any kind of white."
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"She Armenian,"
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"from the home of the glorious Caucus Mountains."
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"Get it? Caucasus. Caucasian!"
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"We see what you doing."
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"Oh, ruckus, what's wrong with a young woman spending on an old man?"
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"Oh, it just ain't natural, Robert."
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"Men are supposed to be the strong heads of household."
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"White women's job is to make sammiches and look pretty."
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"Hell, we got a career woman right now down in 232."
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"Bitch lost her cellphone in her own body fat."
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"Now that I hooked you up with camera-time,"
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"you better introduce me to LeBron for real."
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"And if you ever have a baby die in your arms,"
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"you'll notice a peace and a certain sweet smell."
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"Like bartlett pears, almost."
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"Look, go on, kids. I don't want to bore you."
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"I guess when you get to be my age,"
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"you just want a little attention, that's all."
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"who's hogging the nurses."
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"We'll get one for you."
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"I know. Damn."
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"Come on, squeeze my hand, baby."
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"Let me know you're still there."
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"if you want me to be the sole beneficiary in your will."
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"She didn't squeeze. You got that?"
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"Let's just pull the plug."
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"This gravy train is a wrap for all of us."
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"We're not pulling the plug until you recognize that non-squeeze."
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"If she lives, she'll be deformed."
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"What kind of shitty life is that?"
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"Your government benefits have expired!"
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"Come with me."
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"If you don't get your damn hands off of me..."
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"Hey, guys! Did you know there's"
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"Wow, this is boring."
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"I'll go see if she's hot."
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"I hear the sad-song cue."
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"I know it means something bad is about to happen."
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"I watch Grey's."
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"Hoo, we're in crisis mode."
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"Only one way to save her,"
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"a full butt-to-butt blood transfusion."
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"Does anyone know where I can find"
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"a huge ass full of AB blood?"
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"Wait. AB blood?"
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"The Kardashians have always been O's."
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"I am out of here!"
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"So, people with "O" blood can't have AB children?"
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"- You see, the genetics... - Damn!"
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"I got to make one quick call to my son's father."
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"So that means she's a fake? Ain't that a bitch."
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"Ain't it? I just lost my job."
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"Granddad, look, she's moving her hand."
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"I just wanted to be on TV."
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"Let's go, kids."
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"Look, stop with the war and kids stuff."
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"You want someone to hear your story, make it raw."
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"Yes, I fucked Eisenhower."
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"And back then, it was harder when you put out."
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"I'd be dead like four times already."
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"We can stretch this over 13 episodes!"
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"There's just something about her."
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"for career opportunity, then, bam!"
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"Or Kardashia for that matter."
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"Oh."
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"Roll with that if you want to, homie."
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"Huey's butt accusation, it really hurt me."
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"Pregnant? Ew!"
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"What the hell?"
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"Uh!"
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"I know! We'll start a walk-a-thon!"
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"No! You want a chance to shine?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed."
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"Don't you ever fuck with us or anyone we love."
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"No, no! Could you not do that?"
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"Sadly, many died."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"things get crazy!"
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"Damn it! My lady is not dying"
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"until we've had a real benefits talk up in here!"
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"a really important lady out there who's really sick?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"__"
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"then again in his studio apartment,"
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"I mean, if you like getting played."
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"I don't know."
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"'Sup, Huey?"
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"God, I like you."
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"People don't want to watch an old broke dude on TV!"
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"Ooh, look at her."
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"You knew I appreciated the finer things before we got promised!"
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"Leather!"
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"Oh! Did I hear a nigga raising his voice in the I.C.U.?"
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"Yep."
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"I'm-a get a spin-off show called"
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"No, God damn it!"
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"This is cool."
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