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Clips from The Boondocks - Granddad Dates a Kardashian (S04E04)

"A signed Ray J CD?"
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"You don't like it?"
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"Besties, my ass."
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"If this gets picked up and I don't get a spin-off show"
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"Black Assistant Bitches Who Kill Their Bosses. Believe that."
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"Hey, Huey. You want to play your CD on my new computer?"
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"Psych."
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"Okay, girlie, chop chop!"
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"We've got that appointment."
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"You're not sick! God, no!"
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"God, you can't give me a gift and then take it away!"
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"It's just a regular celebrity appointment."
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"I get paid a few million to shill a product,"
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"and people who live in their mother's basements talk shit"
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"about how many starving kids the money I just made could have saved."
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"Oh, okay. Have fun."
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"Oh."
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"Boy, I love that."
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"Hater alert!"
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"Hater alert!"
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"Why we got to clean, anyway?"
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"That must be Kardashia."
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"It may be time to give her a key."
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"Come on, homie! Bench!"
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"Dancing With The Stars?"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"I'm Kardashia's half-brother."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I didn't know the Kardashians had a brother."
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"Yeah, well, I didn't know I had some floozy half-sister who was gonna pop up."
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"Family is a blessing."
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"No, it's not!"
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"I was up next."
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"Now my show's pushed back."
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"Finally, I had a chance to be famous,"
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"to spend new year's in Vegas"
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"instead of going on some date with an autistic teen mom."
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"Sorry."
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"The only reason chicks bang me is to get to my sisters."
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"Man, I'm just looking for the right homie"
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"to help me get my own show!"
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"I am gonna be the latest Kardashian to inspire young girls."
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"Like, my nonprofit Believe In Yourself! You Can Be Anorexic!"
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"Has already raised like 2,000 pounds of celery!"
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"Her butt, it got bigger."
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"So? I could just make another one."
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"This show has to get picked up,"
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"and then we just have to stay together"
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"for at least the first season."
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"Really?"
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"Look at our living room!"
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"Why is everyone acting blind?"
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"Everything looks fine to me."
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"Bench, take your wonderful ideas"
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"and go pitch your own show!"
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"Always hanging around here, being jealous!"
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"Jealous of what?"
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"Seriously, I am like a huge business person, okay?"
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"I can't even Google myself, because, like, too many hits come up, okay?"
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"You're a stupid jerk. You know what I am? I'm a dancer."
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"I pop and lock."
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"I pop and lock."
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"Screw you!"
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"You're only half-Kardashian. Where'd you come from anyway?"
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"- I can't even believe it. - Whoa!"
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"Sit still on the damn couch!"
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"It's not me! It's Huey!"
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"It's her! It's her butt!"
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"Look how big it got!"
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"I'm sorry. What?"
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"So I decided to be the strong, tough woman I am"
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"and give him a piece of my mind."
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"I'm sorry, baby."
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"Apologize!"
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"Sorry."
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"You're taking their side!"
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"You're never on my side!"
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"If these cameras weren't on,"
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"I'd beat you so bad, you'd look like impressionist art."
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"Oh, so you did like the Monet painting I sent you."
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"I told you!"
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"Take your ass outside!"
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"You too!"
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"Man, what's the deal with her?"
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"I don't care."
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"I'm-a be in my rich girl- provided weatherproof tent."
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"You keep being ass Columbo."
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"Unzip me when you crack the case."
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"Granddad is powerless over her ass."
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"You saw what happened."
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"Her butt's gonna destroy everything."
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"Not my problem."
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"Seriously, one more scene of just driving that heifer to appointments"
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"and I swear, I'll drop her ass off at the Basketball Wives"
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"Hey, pretty girl!"
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"It is such bullshit that this is illegal."
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"Eh, not really."
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"Whatever it takes to keep up with the Kardashians!"
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"Okay, how about a game-show idea?"
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"Boxers Or Briefs."
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"If the contestant guesses wrong,"
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"they have to sleep with everyone."
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"You know, it's never bad to have two ideas"
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"when we're pitching shows."
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"Got it! Terrorist Or Italian?"
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"Because those hairy motherfuckers,"
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"Love your style, granddad. Call you soon."
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"Because I have something important to say."
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"Granddad, if I knew something bad was about to happen,"
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"you'd want me to tell you, right?"
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"Mmm, no, not really."
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"Every single black man who has touched a Kardashian ass,"
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"something goes wrong."
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"Their brain gets sucked out."
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"There was this one rapper who went from saying"
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""George Bush doesn't care about black people!""
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"to wearing a leather kilt."
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"where you used to leave me in the car while you played."
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"Just wanted you to know what kind of "reality" you're getting."
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"What I'm getting? I'm getting laid."
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