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Clips from The Boondocks - Granddad Dates a Kardashian (S04E04)

"Hey, TV executives!"
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"Yep. I love Kardashia."
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"She has everything I need in a woman."
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"It's still edgy, not only 'cause he's black,"
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"Just like you said, feisty!"
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"She is a rich white woman!"
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"Fucking cheap-ass weave."
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"Sorry I'm late, Kardi."
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"My horoscope said keep an eye out"
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"and twice on his futon."
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"I hope he calls me."
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"Like I give two shits what he or his brother likes."
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"It's not a doctor's appointment, is it?"
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"Aww."
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"I'm not sick, silly!"
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"Hater alert!"
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"Nigga just mad he didn't get toys!"
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"Because we may be on national television."
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"Hey! What the hell?"
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"Damn that Make-A-Wish Foundation!"
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"It just broke your "Perfect Attendance" award!"
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"This is bullshit."
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"Depending on the parameters, I'm perfectly fine with that."
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"Why be jealous when I can do this?"
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"I'm a businesswoman and, like, this whole thing,"
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"That's right, a professional dancer."
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"It's fake!"
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"Her butt keeps getting bigger."
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"There's something going on."
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"set with a sign that says "I fucked your man.""
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"I'm putting used Jell-O shots and petroleum in your ass."
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"they look alike."
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"Why are you inside?"
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"I have something important to say, too,"
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"shut up and get back outside."
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"I saw kardashia at a place called Fake Cakes."
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"It's near that illegal pinochle spot"
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"And with those three things, nothing can ever go wrong!"
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"but I just get the feeling that you like me for me,"
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"not my fame or my money."
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"Whoa! What's the attitude for?"
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"Oh, my God! Look at her butt!"
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"Baby, wake up!"
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"I think I've figured out the problem."
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"ass augmentation addiction syndrome."
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"Doc, you got to make her live! This isn't fair!"
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"Fair? Life tends not to be fair"
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"Call the chaplain and the morgue"
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"Oh, she look good."
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"I would give my ass for that ass."
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"I'm up in that piece."
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"I give food to the hungry."
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"Yeah, you're the damn sidekick."
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"Where you going? I'm not done with you."
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"I need some kind of revenge for my lady!"
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"I didn't force her to do anything!"
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"Trust me, be Chewbacca!"
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"Unh!"
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"You know what's really important in life?"
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"I guess it all started when I was a nurse in the war."
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"ironing-board-flat ass to airbag-sized proportions"
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"bad-free-throwing nigga athlete."
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"Oh, you got your own personal ATM"
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"Reverse happen all the time."
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"It ain't natural."
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"Now, once ladies start controlling the purse strings,"
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"They just let themselves go."
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"I think we know where that girl is"
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"God bless you, son."
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"Let's go, Riley."
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"She got a nigga feeling all unhungry and emotional."
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"Okay, don't squeeze my hand"
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"Come on, man. Have some dignity."
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"Just pull the damn plug."
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"Okay, nigga, that's it!"
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"No, never. AB with "O"? No."
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"Shit's about to get real."
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"Syphilis could kill you."
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"Girl, you are a natural."
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"Ready for another Kardashian show?"
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"Good! 'Cause the new Kardashian has new ideas!"
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"Hot damn."
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"Not too much of a man to admit it."
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"Mm-mmm-mmm!"
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"Yuh-huh."
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"but instead of long money, he's got long balls."
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"I'm talkin' like back of my kneecaps!"
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"Girl, do you know what you do to me?"
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"I trick on you?"
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"- You know what you do to me? - Not really."
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"You're secure!"
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"Like, how you don't get upset when fans think"
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"you're my driver or O.J. Simpson or whatever."
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"Upset? They could call me "fuck bucket fuck you nigga.""
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"They were outside the limousine."
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"You're so funny."
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"Hey, kids."
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"I got simple rules for granddad's new girls."
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"Food? If it's marked with a black bubble graffiti "R", paws off!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Excuse me for a quick second."
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"Ouch!"
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"Damn it! As you know, there has been a black cloud following us,"
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"but because of this chick,"
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"that cloud has opened up and she's making it rain!"
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"How long are these cameras gonna be here?"
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"Long as she wants them."
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"Damn it! I thought you read books!"
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"This is how black people get free!"
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"You think Harriet Tubman could afford to build all those rail road stations alone?"
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"Hello?"
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"Aw, hey."
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"Besties!"
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"Ow. Ow. Ow!"
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"Somebody help me!"
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"I ran into DMX's cousin's manager at the mall,"
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"That nigga Santa, he didn't even read my Amazon wish list."
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"My food, all yours."
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"And, Huey, well, you didn't have a wish list,"
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"so I got you the default Kardashian gift."
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