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Clips from The Simpsons - The Wettest Stories Ever Told (S17E17)

"Our son shlomo is working on a kibbutz in haifa."
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"We're schlepping him some kreplach."
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"We're jewish, all right!"
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"What's our back story?"
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"What's our back story?"
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"unless the captain is attentive we'll all be crushed by a huge wave..."
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"No earthquakes, towering infernos, china syndromes, apple dumpling gangs..."
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"Mama mia! What a time to be carrying the soup."
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"Cool! No gravity!"
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"Nice."
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"Catch me, Flanders!"
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"It's almost new year's!"
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"Ten... nine... eight..."
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"...Three... two... one..."
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"Happy new year!"
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"I've had nothing better to do."
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""Aw"s are cheap."
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"I thought so."
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"It says here we should head upwards towards the hull"
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"Don't listen to her!"
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"She'll get us all killed!"
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"The safest thing to do is to resume our normal activities."
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"Now where is the rumba instructor?"
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"Okay, so that's left, left, right."
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"Come on, people!"
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"So, now which way do we go in this farkaktah-flippity ship?"
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"Give me a second."
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"I'm in the bathroom."
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"Now, how about a little privacy?"
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"My keys!"
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"Whatever you do, don't look down. I mean up!"
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"It's too confusing!"
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"Not that confusing."
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"Okay, the engine room is just through this flooded area."
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"Somebody has to take the rope, swing through to the other side"
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"Step aside! I shall perform the necessary heroics."
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"Thank you."
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"You?"
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"when she passed away, I cried and cried all day"
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"I'm alone again... naturally"
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"Swim, fatty! Swim!"
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"I've tied it off."
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"You're all going to make it."
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"Tell the world that I saved you all."
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"Don't tell me what to do."
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"We're saved!"
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"Can you believe it's the irony?"
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"My god, our boat is upside-down."
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"Way to go, genius."
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"You sailed into someone else's tale of the sea."
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"Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago"
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"That's not gay."
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"See, it goes ship's wheel, popeye tattoo, gilligan hat,"
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"Now who's being naive?"
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"The year was 1620."
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"We must flee England and its insufficiently puritanical ways."
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"Has anyone seen this knave?"
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"Oh, lord, I beseech you..."
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"So thou art a widow?"
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"My god. Look at that hand-on-hand action."
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"Beer? I thought you guys didn't drink on the gayflower?"
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"but seeing what good pals we are, I wanted to give you a taste."
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"Say, I know a good drinking game."
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"Our captain's be-head-bumped."
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"74."
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"Right now I've got to save this ship."
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"They're looking at me 'cause I have the key to the stocks."
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"I'll see to it you fundamentalist christians live"
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"An albatross."
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"It can lead us to safety."
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"Great chief Wig-Gum, we could never have survived"
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"I, almost regret what we europeans are going to do to you."
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"The kind only a loving mother or Milhouse's father could make."
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"Welcome to our tropical paradise."
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"Enjoy our luaus, our lagoons, and our ladies."
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"what the...?"
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"I cannot do it!"
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"You call this deep?"
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"I'm starting to think the sea captain isn't coming back."
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"Six more games."
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"Well, I guess we have time for my tale of moist adventure."
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"rock the boat don't tip the boat over"
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"Disco stu has some troubling news."
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"What was the second one?"
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"the world's most unflippable luxury liner."
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"You've got the lonely, but lovable loser..."
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"No...!"
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"Homer, the ship's upside down and hundreds of people are dead!"
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"I'm lookin' for some action."
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"Yes. All I need is some inspirational music..."
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"I don't know which pains me more:"
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"At last I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney."
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"What about this swordfish?"
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"Look, he's praying."
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"Obviously, kissing your ass is getting me nowhere."
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"Because we have no way of communicating with the outside world."
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"Oh, boy, do I suck?"
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"rock the boat don't rock the boat, baby."
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"And you'll all be getting free hats,"
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"We're the band."
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"I think we're heading for disaster and most of you will not be saved"
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"I guess we'll never make it to the new world."
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"Forgive me, lord!"
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"I'm so bored, I figured out where there wallpaper pattern repeats."
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"well, I know you had your doubts, men, but there they are,"
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"I love the sea, Smithers."
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"I see you met our devout leader Ned Flandish."
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"Like the paper towels."
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"I'll look into it."
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"I didn't kill her husband just so..."
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"When you're on a holiday"
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"And while you're working, I want to hear a sea chantey..."
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"Give you the biggest slice of pumpkin pie."
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"reading these maintenance brochures because as a lonely single woman,"
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"Move aside!"
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"Why, thee little...!"
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"Good morning, crew."
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"It's all in the letter."
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"Red lobster?"
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