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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Good Cop Bad Dog (S02E02)

"Oh, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"I am tired of being the bad cop."
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"The girls told me they would clean it days ago."
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"He's doing something else."
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"Other people."
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"- I know, I know. But what are our options?"
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"- This is fantastic. - It's not fantastic for my pillow."
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"- soup, foot rubs, you blow his nose. - Ew."
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"Making my kids love me!"
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"Drivers, ready. Three, two, one!"
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"You think they would've done that if they got yelled at all the time?"
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"Girls!"
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"Get back... Gotta fix that step."
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"You poked him!"
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"- Bad dog."
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"Of course not, but I'm nice..."
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"Look who's a doctor now."
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"You took advantage and you lost your computer privileges."
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"- And you know how gross I can be."
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"Oh. Okay, could you do the right one now?"
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"He's fine. You were right."
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"- Hey, guys, I'm home."
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"She ran over my hand."
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"Girls, go to the kitchen. Get something to eat."
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"You dropping Lily off at your sister's, or is she taking my ticket?"
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"Okay, first of all, how are you standing?"
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"You drank enough of that cough syrup to put down a grizzly."
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"- Okay, Cam. No, you're right."
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"by saying we're two different people."
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"Ah. Wow."
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"But instead, I have Jay."
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"I'm strong..."
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"you should never let go."
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"Oh, good. You're up. It is such a beautiful day."
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"Let's go have brunch somewhere outside where I can wear my new sunglasses."
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"Ew, gross! What happened to you?"
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"I don't feel good. I'm hot."
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"Now I'm cold."
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"And we have that concert tonight."
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"I know, but, honey, that's the furthest thing from my mind, okay?"
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"- Why me?"
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"We had amazing seats for Lady Gaga..."
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"and he gets sick."
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"I've been looking forward to that concert for months."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"Okay, that's it!"
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"No more fighting! No more fighting!"
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"For the rest of your lives..."
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"you are not allowed to yell at each other."
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"- But you're allowed to yell at us? - Yes, Alex, I am."
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"Because I feed you and I clothe you and I pay the mortgage."
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"Whoa! Pretty sure old Dad deserves a shout-out right about now."
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"- Phil! - Sorry."
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"Should've taken the temperature of the room first. What's up?"
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"- I'm dealing with a lot... - Luke and Manny barged into our room..."
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"while we were changing... the little pervs."
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"Can I just say, in Europe, this would be no big deal."
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"Yeah. You can see me in my underwear whenever you want."
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"Here. I'll make it even."
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"- No. Hey, Luke! Luke! Luke! Luke!"
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"Keep your pants on!"
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"Girls! Stop getting so hysterical over everything!"
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"Come on! Now grow up a little."
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"- I need things to start changing around here..."
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"or I will change things, okay?"
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"There will be no more TV and no Internet..."
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"and no whatever else I can think of."
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"May I have a word with you, Phil?"
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"I'd rather not."
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"- What was that? - Nothing."
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"- Phil. You sold me out behind my back. - No!"
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"It's just that sometimes you can get a little intense."
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"I feel like I need to swoop in to let the kids know they're still loved."
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"I could kick you."
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"Honey, these are just the parts that we're playing."
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"Am I wrong, or has it been working? I feel like it's been working."
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"You need to discipline them sometime and let me swoop in with all the love."
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"Shouldn't we stick with the stuff we're good at?"
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"Oh, my God. This bathroom is disgusting."
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"I can't yell at them about it one more time. You handle it."
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"I would, but I promised Luke and Manny..."
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"I'd take them go-karting for their good report cards."
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"What was good about Luke's report card?"
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"He didn't lose it."
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"Let me take them. Yes, let me take them."
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"You stay here, hound the girls about cleaning up this mess..."
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"and I will take Luke to do something fun."
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"But... I want to go go-karting."
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"Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. This is happening."
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"Boys."
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"Hey, guys, guess who's taking you go-karting today. Me."
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"Why? Are we in trouble?"
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"No. You're not in trouble."
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"Today's just all about having fun."
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"And you know what? Go-karting's just the beginning."
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"- What else are we doing? - Whatever you want."
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"- I want to bring Dad. - Well, tough. You can't."
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"Good-bye. We will be back in a few hours."
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"Whoa, whoa. Where are you guys going?"
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"I am taking Alex to the movies..."
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"and then I'm going to the mall."
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"Oh, fun. That sounds like fun, doesn't it, Phil?"
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"I'm not much of a shopper, but it would depend on..."
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"Clean the bathroom. - Oh."
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"Uh, girls, how about..."
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"you clean your bathroom before you go?"
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"It'd really help your mom out."
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"Oh, no. It's not about what Mom wants."
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"Your mom is cool, very cool with whatever."
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"It's about what Dad wants."
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"Dad wants to go go-karting."
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"I would really like it if you would clean your bathroom."
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"- But my movie... - Why do we have to do it now?"
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"Because Claire says so."
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"Because I say so and because I'm your dad..."
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"and I'm older than you..."
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"and I call the shots around here."
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