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Clips from NewsRadio - Stinkbutt (S05E05)

"Yes. But, Lisa, that's, uh--"
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"Well, I don't particularly feel up to facing it today,"
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"that's all."
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"Matthew, will you come in here for a minute?"
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"Yeah, what up?"
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"Uh, Matthew, I just want--"
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"I'm sorry. Did you do-- Yeah."
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"You guys are wearing the same sweater."
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"Yeah. Oh, yeah."
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"Isn't it cool? It's cool, huh?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. It's very cool, Matthew."
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"See, see, I told you. Ha, ha, ha."
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"You can go now."
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"Hey, you wanna switch sweaters"
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"at lunch just for kicks?"
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"Just an idea. Hey, we'll talk later, okay?"
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"So, what are you gonna do about it?"
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"Nothing. Nothing."
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"Its-- What? It's kind of funny."
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"Yes, I can see that you think it's funny."
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"Uh-huh. Yeah. But though, I'm not laughing at you."
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"I mean, I'm-- I'm laughing at him."
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"Hey, Mr. James."
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"Hey, you shaved off your beard."
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"No. I-- Well, I mean, yeah, I shaved it off."
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"Don't you wanna know why I came in through the window?"
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"No. I wanna know why you shaved off your beard."
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"All right. Are-- Aren't you the least bit curious"
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"about why I came through the window though?"
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"Sir, I'm-- I-I'm trying very hard"
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"to let my curiosity take a back seat to my sanity this morning."
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"Ah. Well, you know, I did it to confuse my kidnappers."
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"Ah! All right, my man."
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"My beeyotch."
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"Hey, I'm feeling safer already."
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"You are safer already. That's right."
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"Sir, aren't you gonna introduce me to beeyotch?"
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"Yeah! Yeah, I'm sorry, Dave."
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"This is Jack Frost, Dave Nelson."
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"Hi. Pleasure to meet you, Dave Nelson."
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"Yeah, he's been on all the TV shows."
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"Donald Trump, Princess Di."
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"Well done."
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"We still have Goldie."
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"So, Jack, tell him why I came in through the window."
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"Well, if the kidnapper watches him enter your room"
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"through a conventional channel, i.e. door."
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"Or "Potential Arena for Ambush.""
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"Now, by changing Jimmy's routine"
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"we make the kidnappers feel insecure, weak, out of control."
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"Now, is anyone trying to kidnap you, sir?"
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"Not at the moment. But it pays to be on the safe side."
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"Yeah. Kidnapping, it's not-- It's not just for kids anymore."
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"True enough, sir. But, don't you think"
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"this is all just a little extreme?"
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"Oh, yeah. Well, you know what? Ahem. Jack, why don't you--"
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"--uh, I'd like you to point at something on your desk"
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"that can not be used as a deadly weapon."
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"Uh, what?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Just do it."
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"Uh, that."
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"The envelope."
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"Uh-huh."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Is that a yes? Yes."
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"Little white envelope here, huh?"
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"Hm, yes, the white envelope that I pointed at."
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"Ooh-ah!"
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"Uh-huh! Now, do you want this letter mailed"
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"Oh,"
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"Way to go, my man!"
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"Okay, pop quiz. Yeah."
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"Where are you most likely to be rescued from a kidnapping?"
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"Uh, I-I-I don't know. I give up."
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"In your dreams."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Prevention is the key. Oh, sure. Sure."
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"Hey, Mr. James. You shaved off your little sexy beard."
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"Yeah."
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"Aah! What?"
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"No, it's not you. It's him!"
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"Oh, have-- Have you two met?"
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"Yes."
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"At the very gates of hell!"
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"Ah, back off, fella."
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"Get your hands off me, you monster!"
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"Oh, no, no, no. Max, it's okay."
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"This is Jack Frost, he's my security consultant."
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"Oh, yeah, that's what he's calling himself now?"
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"I know what's going on here."
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"Ah, yes."
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"This specimen is responding to my ZC."
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""Zone of Confidence.""
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"He's confusing my willingness to protect"
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"with aggression towards him."
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"Oh! Oh. What a bunch of crap!"
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"And he's a lunatic. Yeah."
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"Mr. James, now, you know me."
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"Now, I-I-I'm weird, but I am no lunatic."
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"He's the lunatic!"
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"What do we do?"
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"Okay, three things. Yeah."
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"Keep smiling. I'm smiling."
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"Hello. Back slowly away."
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"I'm backing away. Hm."
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"Oh. All right. Go, go, go."
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"[♪]"
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"Joe, what are you doing?"
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"Mixing colors for the mural."
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"Come on, man. You know art comes first with me."
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"No, I did not know that."
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"Yeah, art comes first with me."
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"Ah. Well, a-a-and your job comes?"
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"That comes fourth."
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"Hm. Not even second or third, huh?"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Beth? Okay. Dave."
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"Places one, two and three are taken up by art in Joe. Okay?"
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"No, you're not."
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