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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Target (S03E03)

"- Don't play dumb with me! - Okay, Glenn."
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"Not sure what you're trying to do, but you don't have to intimidate me."
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"No, you don't tell me what to do, okay?"
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"Because you're not my boss anymore."
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"You're just another schmo, like me,"
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"down here in the dirt with the rest of us."
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"Yeah."
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"You don't like it, do you?"
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"Down here in the dirt."
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"Well here, let me clean you up."
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"- What, don't do that. - Well, then stop"
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"trying to steal my people."
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"Hey, I'm not trying to steal your people. Stop spraying me"
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"- with the bottle. - Liar, liar."
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"Stop spraying me with the bottle, I'm not lying!"
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"That's what this was all about."
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"Were you even listening to what I was saying?"
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"It's interesting, because when they were young,"
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"it was Loraine who wanted to be the geologist,"
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"and Edwin who wanted to be the lawyer."
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"Wow, well, a lot can change over 30 years."
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"Oh, look, they have the same beverage rep we do."
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"You know, that's funny, I always thought his district"
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"I love your stories."
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"Aww."
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"You know what, I actually have to talk to that guy."
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"- Can't it wait? - No, it can't."
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"I work at Cloud 9, I'm on a terrible date"
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"with a grandfather, so I just need to look like I'm talking"
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"to you about some business. Can you help me?"
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"like you're saying something really important?"
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"Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nodding would be great."
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"Wow, that's a very insightful point you're making"
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"about the uh, beverages."
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"Um, and now, I am pointing,"
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"because we are in a disagreement."
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"Oof, she is really laying into him."
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"Sorry, Walter, she can be a bit of a handful."
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"Exactly, exactly."
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"Yeah, great."
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"a living room display set up in the middle of everything."
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"Okay, well."
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"This still works for me."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Sunday, we're relaxing."
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"I'm just spitballing here, but maybe the coffee table?"
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"Yeah, but then I'm always leaning over to get the coffee."
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"You know? And then, if I want to"
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"- put my feet up, I kick it over. - Right."
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"We're going to need an end table right here."
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"Okay, good, yeah, we will get an end table."
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"Well, you can't just get one end table."
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"You need another one to match for the other side."
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"Mm-hmm, uh, well then, two end tables coming up."
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"I'm on it."
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"- Not now, Mateo. - Excuse me?"
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"Attention, everyone."
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"Who here would like to come with me,"
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"- and join the Target family? - Jeff, what are you doing?"
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"No, no, no, you leave my people alone."
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"Or you'll do what? I told you,"
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"if I want your people, I'll take them."
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"You hate most of the people who work here."
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"Yes, I'm mainly doing it out of spite."
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"We're loyal to Cloud 9 here. Nobody likes Target."
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"I love Target."
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"I like to call it "Tarzhay," like it's fancy."
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"Listen, Target is a better store."
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"- It's clearer, it's more fun. - ♪ Cantaloupe on fence post ♪"
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"- ♪ Horses in the barn ♪ Come on! - They have better products."
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"- They treat their people better. - ♪ Flapjacks on the table ♪"
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"- They're better customers. - ♪ Grandpa singing a yarn ♪"
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"They have a better location."
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"It's generally just a very cool store."
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"Good arguments on both sides."
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"I'll go with you, Jeff."
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"And I promise to keep it professional."
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"except for in your, you know what, whatever, fine."
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"Sandra, he doesn't really want you."
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"He's just upset because Garrett wouldn't go with him."
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"Yeah, that's right. And I'm staying, Jeff."
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"- So, sorry. - Ha, you just lost Garrett."
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"- Enjoy your Garrett-less store. - Fine."
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"- He's incompetent, anyhow. - Hold up, I'm not incompetent."
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"- I just don't try. - Get out of my store."
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"- You are banned from Cloud 9. - Are you..."
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"- Stop pushing me, Glenn. - No, I'm throwing you,"
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"What are you guys doing? You know we're short staffed up front, right?"
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"Oh, uh,"
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"Glenn asked us to put together a living room display, so..."
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"Glenn asked you to do a display?"
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"Why would he ask you and not me?"
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"- He just did. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's probably it."
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"Thank you."
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"You sure you're not into him?"
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"- He seems wise. - Ah."
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"Like the kind of guy that has a lot of information"
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"- about the early days of cars. - Oh, ha, okay."
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"You've got jokes. Well,"
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"I am upset about how much movie tickets cost me these days,"
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"so maybe I could take advantage of his senior discount."
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"Well, if you're not going to go for him,"
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"I might take a shot."
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"- Don't laugh, they're watching. - Oh!"
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"Um, what do we talk about now?"
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"If Jeff is going to pooch our people,"
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"Yeah, I'll show him how incompetent I am"
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"- at taking his employees. - What?"
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"Well, Jeff said that I was being incompetent,"
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"so it was kind of like wordplay."
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"Man, never mind, sorry. Forcing it."
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"All right, well, let's see who's going"
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"to want to leave this dump."
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"I just don't understand how someone can hate the sun."
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"Well, I mean, no, I don't hate the sun."
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"I just find it really annoying. I do hate the beach, though."
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"Because my parents took me"
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"on this god-awful trip to the Gulf Coast..."
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"Come on, you are missing the whole date."
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"And we are on a time crunch. Walter can't drive at night."
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