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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Target (S03E03)

"less diet, more regular. Got it?"
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"Got it, got it, I don't know why it took me so long"
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"You're welcome, now let's get back to the table."
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"Walter ordered you two puddings."
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"- Does it feel cramped? - Yes, yes it does"
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"feel cramped. I mean, we have, like,"
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"five ottomans, a million chairs,"
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"a steamer trunk. I mean, there's wicker balls."
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"You brought in a mannequin for some reason."
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"Dude, what is going on?"
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"Of course I do. I'm the one who suggested it."
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"Right, but is it because you wanted to,"
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"Because, if so, you know, that's, that's dumb."
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"You could have mentioned this to me"
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"before we brought in the entire furniture department."
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"Well."
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"Did you know that Cloud 9 employees"
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"get a 5% discount on anything in the store?"
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"Cool, ours is actually higher than that."
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"Well, yeah, but if you worked there,"
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"you'd have a shorter commute."
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"Well, you can tell me on your first day, then."
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"How would you like to work at the Cloud 9 on Ozark Highlands? Hum?"
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"Heavenly shopping, down to Earth prices?"
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"Isn't that the store where they found a foot?"
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"Yeah, it's one of the Cloud 9 stores"
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"where a foot was found, yes."
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"- Welcome aboard. - Yeah."
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"but there are some things that you can't put a price on."
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"Can't put a price on that."
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"Jonah is dating Kelly, right? Except he kissed Amy"
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"during the tornado, and Carol hates Sandra,"
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"because she stole Jerry."
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"Of course, everybody hates Justine."
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"- Consider yourself poached. - You got poached!"
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"No, I'm going to stay here, because..."
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"- Yeah, I'm going to stay. - Yeah, I think you're coming."
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"- You got poached! - No."
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"Hey, excuse me, miss."
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"Hi, Glenn."
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"What are you doing here? Are you like, undercover?"
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"- Are you spying? - No, I work here."
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"It's just been for the last few months,"
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"just to make some extra money for college."
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"If you needed a raise, why didn't you come see me?"
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"I mean, I have a discretionary fund."
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"- Dude, I need a raise. - Not now, Garrett."
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"It's not just about the money."
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"There are other perks. Like, Harmonica"
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"gets to go to this really cushy day care place."
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"They never have fires there."
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"Oh, come on. They must have some fires."
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"Nope, not one. I checked."
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"Whoa."
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"- I thought I was a werido. - I just think it would be,"
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"just like, just so satisfying."
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"I'm going to do it."
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"- What, no, no. - I'm doing it right now."
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"No, you're doing it right now?"
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"- Oh, it looks so good. - You should try it."
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"- Oh, I couldn't. - Do it."
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"- I can't. - Do it."
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"- Oh, it feels real good. - Doesn't it?"
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"Smack it,"
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"It comes apart."
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"- It's a... - Let's move in together."
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"- Jonah, you don't have to... - No, I mean it, I mean it."
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"I want to. I would like to live with you."
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"I, literally, I just told that guy"
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"that he could move in with me."
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"- That guy? - Mm-hmm."
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"I knew it, I always lose out to that guy."
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"Hey, this is nice."
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"Well, I'm trying to get back on Glenn's good side."
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"I love the fact that you quit your job for me,"
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"but I just wish you hadn't told everyone"
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"Admit to everybody around here that I'm unemployed."
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"I mean, people think of me as this powerful guy"
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"who's got it all going on, and I just don't want"
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"- to let everybody down. - So you don't work at Target?"
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"No, but um, I'm in the mix."
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"Cool."
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"We might as well accept, we work in an inferior store."
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"With inferior benefits."
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"And inferior popcorn."
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"- We don't even have popcorn. - Oh, shut up."
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"Hey, sorry, you can't eat food on the display furniture."
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"Oh, hey, Owen, it's okay. These are my Cloud 9 friends."
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"- Well, Cloud 9 friend and boss. - Oh, this is Glenn."
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"- You, you talk about me? - Of course I do."
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"Oh, I'm just so surprised."
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"Just that, she never talks about you guys at all."
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"she worked here until today."
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"- Okay. - Hey, Owen,"
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"does she ever talk about me? I'm Garrett."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, what do you think of Jeff?"
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"Jeff who?"
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"Exactly, Jeff who."
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"So I just got a text from Hank."
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"Yeah, he thinks you had a great connection."
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"I knew you two would hit it off."
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"Anyway, he wants you to give him a call,"
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"but if you get his voice-mail, don't leave a message"
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"because he doesn't know how to retrieve them."
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"Meanwhile, Hank and I are meeting up again tonight."
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"Do you want me to describe the sex to you tomorrow,"
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"Uh, yeah, no, that sounds great."
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"- Hey. - Hey, hey."
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"- Hi, what are you doing here? - Oh, um,"
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"- your store is on my route. - Yeah, no, I know,"
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"but don't we usually get deliveries on Tuesdays?"
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"Um, that is 100 percent true. But, uh, my boss called,"
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"And, you know, he's my boss, so."
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"Here I am."
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"Here you are."
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"I took a job as a manager with Target."
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"- Sorry. - Hmm."
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"Do me a favor, just text me the name of the restaurant."
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"What, no, I don't want to poach."
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