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Clips from Rick and Morty - Never Ricking Morty (S04E04)

"What? Morty. No. I love it."
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"You -- you bought something."
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"What? You bought something."
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"Are you being sarcastic? Merchandise, morty."
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"Your only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise."
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"An actual honest to god store -- and you bought something."
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"And I'm... I'm so proud of you."
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"I only wish you could've bought more."
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"I -- I love buying things so much, morty."
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"Do you need to go to the hospital?"
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"I love you, morty. Give grandpa a kiss."
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"Give -- give -- gimme -- give grandpa a kiss."
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"Lips if you want."
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"Some cultures do that."
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"That was sweet. Thank you."
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"Let's watch some interdimensional cable."
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"[ television clicks, static crackles ]"
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"Of a sumerian god named "ya""
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"And a mesopotamian god named "way.""
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"It's enough to really make you question"
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"All of existence, isn't it?"
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"I'm gonna get the [bleep] outta here."
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"Father of omens! Give me blood beyond sight!"
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"There's blood all over the windows on it."
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"Did you hear nothing I said?"
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"Buy another one, morty."
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"Consume, morty."
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"Nobody's out there shopping with this [bleep] virus."
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"Where's your [bleep] wallet?!"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"Rick: Tired of the same boring adventures"
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"With your dogshit morty?"
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"Yeah! Aw. Geez."
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"And goomby, all grappling with"
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"Whoa! Watch out! It's story lord!"
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"Without the engineer of the greatest story ever told."
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"Jesus: I have come not to judge"
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"The world, but to save it."
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"Thanks to the rick-patented anthology generator,"
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"And people to tell them."
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"Are they alive? Of course."
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"Deep voice: They. Have. No. Souls."
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"Puppets. Of. Fate."
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"Available now in the citadel of ricks."
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"Not buying it is an act of buying it."
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"Buy it now. Look it up. It's real."
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"Www.Story-train.Com."
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"We want you to buy the train."
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"[ engine rumbling ]"
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"[ indistinct chatter ]"
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"Is to travel with weapons."
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"Once he's dissolved, lower someone else into acid."
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"You guys have fun with this."
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"Rising over a giant beach."
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"♪♪"
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"Tickets, please."
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"I am the concept of time."
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"I warned you not to do that."
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"Tickets, please."
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"I'll [bleep] cook and eat your ticket-taking [bleep]"
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"-[ coughs ] -hey, I found a ticket."
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"Losing continuity."
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"Okay, I'm calling the nurse because you are not"
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"Dad? Oh, my god! Honey. Sweetie."
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"What's happening? Give me your tickets."
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"Aaaah!"
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"Tee up a story about rick sanchez!"
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"Well, just the stub."
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"Let's take a look at what they should have done."
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"Holy [bleep]"
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"[ rumbling ]"
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"♪ with wings and hands ♪"
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"And nobody's taken our tickets."
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"We'll never get there."
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"That's the thematic seal."
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"What do they want from us?"
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"Morty, do you know what the bechdel test is?"
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"They're attacking outside. Come on."
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"Story lord."
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"I-I-I was -- I-I-I had developed"
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"No more secret testing."
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"I-I-it's okay. You aren't real."
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"Is that so? Oh, well. Win-win."
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"For, like, 16 years, at least."
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"I'm very much alive, and I need your help."
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"[ chuckles ] oh, dear."
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"[ all shouting ]"
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"Jesus is always knocking at the door."
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"Just close your eyes and go to him in prayer."
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"Like this."
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"-No! -In jesus' name, we pray."
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"We wouldn't miss this for anything!"
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"What the [bleep] is all of this?!"
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"You did the most important thing."
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"With money. God. I love money so much, morty."
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"[ train whistle blows ]"
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"Hey, what the [bleep] morty?"
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"Oh, man, I'm sorry, rick. I guess I'll return it."
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"Rick: The citadel of rick's story train"
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"Damn. He's jacked."
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"Rick: And of course, what story would be complete"
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"Buy it ironically. Buy it sincerely. Just buy it."
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"[ panting ]"
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"Aaah!"
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"I don't like how meta this is getting, rick."
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"P-p-professor sanchez. I-I'm morty smith"
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"[ whirring ]"
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"I trusted you!"
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Yes."
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"[ door slams open ]"
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"-Aah! -Aah!"
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"[ grunting ]"
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"Geez, what a horrible way to die."
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"We've got a pulse. Stay with me, private."
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"Saved by jesus christ."
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"[ farting ]"
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"We're obviously gonna impart our own style."
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"You're staying a virgin"
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