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Clips from Rick and Morty - Never Ricking Morty (S04E04)

"Barkeep. A drink for my colleague."
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"And we all know that at the end of this line,"
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"There's only one creature worth killing."
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"May as well take turns exchanging stories."
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"Mine begins on planet ramamama."
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"Lower him into acid."
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"It's a very "lower me into acid" attitude."
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"Seize him!"
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"-Aah! -Aah!"
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"Very well."
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"Now I will fight you."
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"That's why he has to die."
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"And even if I did, why would we take turns"
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"Telling stories about it like"
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"If you're trying to be hurtful,"
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"You're doing a good job."
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"[ laughter ]"
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"Is with my christmas rick tale."
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"Merry christmas, rick."
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"Oh, it's okay."
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"No, no, no, I don't wanna be a burden."
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"Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, there's just --"
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"I get it."
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"[ wind whistling ]"
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"That -- okay, none of my business"
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"That doesn't mean I'm invested."
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"Tell your christmas rick story!"
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"Step the hell back! Back!"
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"I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with this train."
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"Do you remember getting on it?"
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"No. First thing I remember is..."
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"So, why did you date rick sanchez?"
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"[ wolf growling ] aah!"
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"[ grunting ]"
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"But he invented portal tech?"
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"I wasn't trying. You don't have to."
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"Morty? I told you if you found me again,"
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"I didn't know it was you."
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"Didn't you create the disguises?"
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"When I create shit, it works, morty."
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"Why can't we find the engine?"
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"For at least two full minutes."
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"Are you not hearing this insane conversation?"
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"If we wanted one-offs, we'd do interdimensional cable,"
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"Not some uptight, overwritten --"
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"Morty, gross! That's what people call them."
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"Aaah! Hey!"
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"[ coughs ]"
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"Wow, you are just -- ladies and gentlemen,"
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"The jackie chan of human shielding."
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"-Aaah -structural breach."
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"[ gasps ]"
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"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean"
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"You can be an asshole."
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"You okay, dad? Is this real?"
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"I'm not because -- you are not doing this tonight!"
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"Female voice: Emergency continuity deployed."
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"[ crashing ] train cops! Hands in the air!"
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"Too soon! Too soon!"
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"Don't move! Too soon!"
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"Lethal response was permitted,"
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"Sorry to nitpick, sir, but if there was"
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"And doesn't that mean those two could be anywhere?"
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"What? No, you idiot, that -- it's --"
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"Yeah, like we're the ones that popped up out of nowhere?"
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"Okay, here's where the stupid vignettes were."
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"So now we're here, and the engine must be here."
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"That start failing around here so we can"
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"We have to leave the train?"
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"Shut up, morty. You're 14."
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"He's suspended in disbelief,"
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"You don't know the half of it."
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"That -- that's good old-fashioned fun"
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"Right there, you know?"
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"Okay, buddy. Nice and grounded,"
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"Right after this. W-what's happening?"
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"Going into an act break."
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"♪ not quite a bird ♪"
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"♪ not quite a person ♪"
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"♪ soar ♪"
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"♪ child of air and land ♪"
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"♪ yes, you're a bird and a person ♪"
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"Rick and morty were musical."
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"Hey. You guys think there's something weird"
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"We've been here a really long time"
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"Aaah!"
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"The horrific figure known to children as floaty blood man."
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"But after three months, nobody is any closer to the truth."
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"For cutesy name news, I'm uncle nibbles."
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"I can't believe floaty bloody man is real."
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"Check it. Is that brand-new,"
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"Or is the blood just -- accurately depicted, yeah."
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"His followers believe the entire universe"
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"Is floaty bloody man's nightmare as he dies"
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"It is?"
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"Why would you put ticking clock --"
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"Uh, what do -- stop thinking and do it!"
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"[ doorbell rings ]"
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"Iiiiiiii, hello."
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"Scorpions, scorpions."
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"They want food. Me too."
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"I'm not a writer, okay?"
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"I just failed to predict how well"
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"That would mesh with the theme."
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"Think. Think."
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"What kind of story would we never --"
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"The what? For god's sake, morty,"
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"The formula for measuring female agency"
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"In a story proposed by lesbian cartoonist allison --"
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"Two women. They both have to have names"
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"Rick!"
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"Mom, can I try your tea?"
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"It's so good. It's so warm."
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"Mom, can I talk to you"
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"About my special time?"
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"It's okay. I have one, too."
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"[ cellphones ring ]"
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"A feminist masterpiece."
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"Rick and morty."
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"I should've known you were behind this, and I did."
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