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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Thong (S02E02)

"and black is almost like a pair of shoes."
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"We should get back to Cheryl."
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"You know, we just don't do enough things together."
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"I can't serve, I'll have to make dainty little serves..."
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"- What about the beach? - I don't like the beach in particular."
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"The beach is lovely this time of year."
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"Very nice, it's not crowded."
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"She wouldn't know what to think, yeah."
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"- She'd be happy. - Yeah, she'd be very happy."
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"All those disgusting bodies walking around, I have to look at them."
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"Nice to see you. You cured?"
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"- I think I'm ready to terminate. - Okay, yeah. Great."
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"It's just like, if you were on five cups of coffee..."
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"No, you are the guy who created Seinfeld."
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"You'll be surprised how much money we'll be able to generate..."
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"I just feel like there's a lot of pressure for me to be entertaining..."
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"No, you don't have to be entertaining. Just be yourself..."
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"and they'll just be thrilled to be with you."
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"I think that Santa Barbara thing..."
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"So, what are you doing on Saturday?"
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"What do you think about going to the beach?"
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"Santa Barbara."
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"- Do you? You want to? - I can't believe that."
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"- No, of course not. - You can spend the day with your wife."
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"You need a bathing suit..."
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"but that's all you need to worry yourself with, okay?"
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"A radio? Is there a ballgame I can listen to or anything?"
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"- 35, 40. As high as you can get. - As high as I can get."
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"That was a nice drive, I have to say."
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"- Why didn't you wear it? - You got yours on?"
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"So what's the difference?"
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"Yes, please."
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"Oh, my God, this is gorgeous."
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"True."
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"I don't really get this fascination that people have with the ocean."
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"Why don't you go say hi?"
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"I mean, he's at the beach, he can wear whatever he wants, right?"
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"- Are you sure it was Dr. Weiss? - It was him, it was him."
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"Saving you from this hedonist giving you advice."
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"How am I gonna tell him I'm gonna leave now?"
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"- Do you believe that? - You should be flattered."
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"Mr. David! Mr. David, over here."
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"- Yeah. - Should I call you Mr. President?"
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"for the auction and everything."
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"- You know what "Tippecanoe" was? - No."
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"I would know everything about him."
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"at the same table. Pretty big table."
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"- It's a family name, really. - Big family?"
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"So where you from?"
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"- Jersey, originally. - Yeah?"
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"Ever play the salt and pepper shakers?"
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""Happy Birthday To You.""
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"Happy birthday"
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"Happy birthday"
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"Thank you for your time..."
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"I've got good spleen, excellent spleen."
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"and we just appreciate everything you've done."
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"I've never heard of it. What is it called?"
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"- Groat's syndrome. - And what does it do?"
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"who used to play shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates."
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"'cause he was very excited all the time, is that it?"
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"So, he's wearing this skimpy kind of Speedo bathing suit..."
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"I'm not going back there. No way, I can't, would you?"
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"- Mind if I start? - He said it'll just be a couple minutes."
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"I mean, if you had your food come first..."
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"I would say, go ahead and start, what do I care?"
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"- I would wait for you to get yours. - I wouldn't want you to wait."
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"I'd be uncomfortable if you waited."
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"I think it's kind of impolite to prevent a person..."
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"who is hungry from eating."
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"I don't see why you care if I take a bite of my food."
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"Thanks."
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"Yeah, no, problem."
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"- I'm sorry, I just... - What did you do?"
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"So, you told him that Groat's syndrome..."
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"What kind of... I mean, Groat's or no Groat's..."
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"I mean, where are your manners?"
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"I asked if he would mind. I was starving."
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"And you should've taken that as your cue to wait..."
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"Meanwhile, the guy's insulted."
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"I said, "Do you mind if I start?" He said, "Yes.""
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"And he said he would agree to make his donation..."
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"Couldn't I just write the check?"
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"Larry, that's not the point."
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"It's not just the giving money."
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"It's getting involved, you know, in Groat's."
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"you say a few things, you make a couple of jokes..."
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"These are all people who will demonstrate..."
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"then fine, go your merry way."
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"I don't want you to lose the check."
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"All right, thanks a lot."
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"I've got some..."
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"And the news is that..."
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"I think I'm all better."
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"Pretty, pretty, pretty..."
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"- I'm terminating. I think I can terminate. - That's wonderful, Larry."
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"- I am the terminator. - Was it the beach?"
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"But here's the thing that I want to say."
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"Once in a while, I'm sure I'll have a problem..."
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"that's gonna come up. I would love to be able to come back."
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"just in case things start to go off again."
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"- All the problems, the Jason Alexander... - Jason Alexander, yeah, what?"
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"I mean, that's a situation that I find rather annoying."
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"I do feel great."
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"- Frankly, you seem... - I don't really think I need to come."
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"You've never seen me ebullient, so you don't even know what it is."
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"I mean..."
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"I see swings of emotion that disturb me a little bit, Larry."
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"- A hammock is very placid. - A hammock?"
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"I must tell you, Larry..."
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"You've been in therapy for a while, I know you pretty well."
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"It's unfortunate, I'm sorry."
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"Because I know you were at the beach, Larry."
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"So it had nothing to do with the thong?"
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"How did this happen? He's on to me now."
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"I had this lunch with that guy for the charity..."
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"and I told him about it."
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"He must've told Rob, who told him."
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"- You told him what? - I told him I was happy."
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"So, what am I gonna do?"
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