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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Lottery girl's on."
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"Forty-five."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(BOTH STIFLING LAUGHTER)"
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"And the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress"
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"by the end of the month."
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"- Who was Dr. X? - Nobody knows."
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"I can't believe you might be kicked out of the country."
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"Robin only gets her work visa if she gets a job in her field."
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"Well, maybe there's something in your reel that people aren't responding to."
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"athletics and personal relationships and have been an inspiration to many people."
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"people who seem like bold risk takers, but never actually do anything."
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"the possimpible."
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"Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision."
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"That guy's awesome"
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"Awesome, awesome, awesome awesome, awesome, awesome"
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"Awesome! Awesome!"
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"- No. No way. - Yeah."
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"No."
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"I don't know how to respond to that."
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"Robin, you're getting bogged down in specifics."
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"It's something I do when I'm alone. You know, like if something good happens,"
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"I don't know. I don't want to even talk about this anymore."
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"Hey, Marsh, I got you a light beer."
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"The doctor says if it gets any worse, I might need surgery."
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"Does the date July 4th, 1995 mean anything to you?"
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"Time! And the new champion, with 29 hot dogs, Lily "The Belly" Aldrin!"
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"I can't believe this."
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"A guy from Channel 8 called. He loved you."
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"- You're not about to dance, are you? - No, I'm good. I'll do it later."
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"OLDER TED: So, thanks to your Uncle Barney,"
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"Well, except for Lily."
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"Under the waterfall"
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"I can't believe Metro News 1 is just forwarding you all this fan mail now."
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"- I know. I quit, like, four months ago. - Wow, you had more fans than I thought."
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"And only about 60% of them are prison inmates."
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"What are these guys thinking?"
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"I am way past my dating prisoners phase."
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"It's like, hello, I'm not 19 anymore, you know?"
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"I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die."
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"Check it out. I make it fun. I invented a little game."
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"Tonight's lotto numbers are..."
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"... nineteen..."
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"after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court"
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"and said he'd get you in Vogue magazine."
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"Fifty-three..."
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"Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you"
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"before you realized he had no connection to Vogue magazine."
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"- Twenty-two... - Age you claim you are."
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"- Thirty-one... - Age you actually are."
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"Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab,"
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"What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi."
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"What up?"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, by the winter of 2009, Robin had been unemployed for months."
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"But there was a glimmer of hope."
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"- Hey! - Hey, how'd the audition go?"
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"Well, I went in there feeling really good."
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"I heard it was just me up against two other girls."
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"Listening."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Robin Scherbatsky."
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"And you are?"
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"You've obviously never spent any time in Denver."
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"Rochelle Harper, News Center 12."
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"We were only the number one station in the Rockies for five straight years."
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"I was an anchor here in town at Metro News 1."
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"Ooh, an anchor. You must have a killer signoff phrase."
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"- I'm sorry? - You gotta have a killer signoff phrase."
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"Like Walter Cronkite. "And that's the way it is.""
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"So what's yours?"
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"Well, I would just always end with a simple"
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""From all of us here at Metro News 1, have a good evening.""
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"Mine is "From all of us here at Barney's apartment, get out.""
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"You didn't let those reporter bitches psych you out, did you?"
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"From all of us here at News 10, have a good evening."
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"So, good night, New York."
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"And may the road ahead be lit with dreams and tomorrows."
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"Which are lit with dreams, also."
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"Wow. That's terrible. And bad, also."
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"I wasn't done."
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"Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling."
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"Wear a condom."
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"Wear a condom?"
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"I'm not gonna be the new Channel 10 anchor, am I?"
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"This just in. No."
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"Maybe the problem is your resumé."
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"See how mine is lean and mean? Yours is too cluttered."
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"Like everything on your resumé is so relevant."
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""Program Director, 88.1 Wesleyan University Radio?""
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"- Oh, God. - Dr. X? You're still bragging about Dr. X?"
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"- He was this genius mystery DJ. - It was Ted."
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"But this phantom of the airwaves changed the very face of college radio."
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"- It was Ted. - And your show sucked."
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"TED: Dr. X here, shooting truth bullets at you from an undisclosed location."
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"Because if they knew where I was, they'd shut me down."
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"You're on the third floor of the Student Center next to the game room, you tool."
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"I've been getting a lot of letters about my segment"
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"on how racist the school's meal plan is."
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"How are you getting letters if no one knows where you are, douche?"
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"That's why I'm organizing a happening outside the dining hall,"
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"Monday at midnight."
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"It's high time the food service puppet masters"
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"took ignorance and injustice off the menu."
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"BOY: Hey, Ted, we need a fourth for foosball."
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"What are you doing in here, anyway?"
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"TED: Dude, get out of here! I'll be there in a second."
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"So, remember, dining hall, Monday, midnight."
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"Another Dr. X happening."
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"I'll be there, because X marks the spot-ot-ot-ot."
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"This is weird. Look what got mixed in"
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"- with your fan mail. - What?"
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"It's from the U.S. Department of lmmigration."
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"It's postmarked two months ago."
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"- Oh, boy. - What is it?"
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"It's about my work visa."
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"Unless I can find a job in the next seven days,"
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"they're gonna send me back to Canada."
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"I know. My whole life is here."
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"No. We won't let this happen. I mean, one of us will help you find a job."
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"Yeah, I bet I can get you something at my school."
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