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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - A Tale of Two Bandits (S06E06)

"Everyone, stop holding! Go, go, go, go!"
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"- Where is he? Where is he?"
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"- Got him. They got Stefano."
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"Where is-- - Doug Judy here."
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"- Damn, sir, you took that Charbonnay to the house."
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"and I'm clearly slurring my words."
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"- Hank, another Charb."
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"- Five, four, three, two..."
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"Boyle, Santiago, Diaz, Hitchcock..."
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"- All right, I have officers looking for her."
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"She was on foot. She couldn't have gone far."
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"- This is her."
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"- What? - It was boring as hell."
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"So then I started running Internet scams."
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"Then there was identity theft."
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"But then I found your old notebooks."
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"- Because I didn't want you to fall in love with it."
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"- Wait, I'm confused."
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"When did you put the bomb in the Ferrari?"
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"- I didn't do it. Dallas did."
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"- Wassup? - Named after a city."
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"try to protect my honor."
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"- How can I caress her with my pecs?"
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"- You're my baby sister."
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"I got to look out for you."
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"- That's so sweet, and also dumb."
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"Man, I am gutted. This is awful."
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"but it's exciting."
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"- Hey, Doug, I'm sorry for not trusting you."
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"- Yes. Bruce Banner's pants and shirt were correct."
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"- You know what this means, right?"
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"- Coming, strong man!"
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"is back in town. - Who?"
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"That guy Neil that you bunked with at sleepaway camp?"
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"- Oh, Neil from camp was the best."
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"He could pick up a milk carton with his butt cheeks."
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"He was so funny."
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"- You know who else was funny? Bill Cosby."
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"- Charles, will you relax? You're gonna love Neil."
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"That makes more sense."
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"- Someone's using his signature move to steal cars,"
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"plugging in to the OBD port"
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"and reprogramming the immobilizer module."
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"- That's Doug Judy's MO, but it's not him."
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"He told me he went legit. - That's what he told you"
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"last time too, before he screwed you over."
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"- Yeah, but he returned the diamonds to me eventually,"
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"and it turned out that was the only way"
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"to get Giggle Pig off the streets."
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"Wait, I may be confusing our adventures."
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"What year was the cruise?"
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"- Dude's a criminal. People don't change."
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"You might want to talk to his shirts and pants"
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"about people not changing."
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"- I always make contact through his mom."
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"I'll put you in touch with her, but remember,"
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"she thinks I'm his assistant Mangy Carl,"
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"and he's a famous architect who's designing"
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"LeBron James' new school for black astronauts."
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"I'm looking for your son, the architect."
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"Is that a thing?"
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"- Oh, my. I didn't know."
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"So Doug Judy will not be coming in."
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"- What? Why not?"
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"Oh, I see."
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"He is dead."
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"Wow, I don't know how to deal with all these emotions, Terry."
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"No one I've been close with has ever died before."
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"- Carl? Mangy Carl?"
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"- Yes. That is me."
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"This is our aunt Patrice."
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"Doug really loved you."
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"He was so afraid he'd fall back into your old life."
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"Doug made Mangy Carl an assistant"
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"at the architecture firm."
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"He rescued him from a life on the streets."
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"- Yeah, I was down on my luck, not a penny to my name."
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"- You were selling your body for money."
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"- Did Doug tell you that?"
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"- He said all your teeth fell out,"
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"and your mouth was just a rotten hole."
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"- Plus you were sick from those back-alley butt implants."
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"would help him get his every night."
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"- Yeah, I remember having that thought."
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"- But the doctor just put a bunch of mulch up there,"
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"- I'm sorry. It's just so sweet."
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"- The mulch thing? - No, how Doug saved him."
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"Doug was always taking people under his wing."
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"Doug said you have a beautiful voice."
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"- Oh, he did? Well, I..."
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"♪ Suppose that's true"
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"- Would you want to sing a song for us?"
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"- What a nice thought, but you know what,"
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"I don't have anything prepared."
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"- Okay, well, if you don't want to sing,"
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"you could just tell us the inspiring story"
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"of how Doug saved you from being a mulch-butt ho."
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"- A place where everybody knows your name is hell."
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"Are those..."
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"since our bar, O'Brien's, burned down."
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"- You couldn't put that out? - They probably started it."
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"Most arsonists turn out to be firefighters."
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"- That's not true, though it is very common,"
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"- I'm surprised you guys even want to come here"
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"I know how much you like sliding on poles."
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"- We don't like sliding on poles."
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"We do it to save lives. It's dangerous."
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"Oh, no, wait, you can't, actually,"
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"because he's dead."
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"- That's horrible."
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"- Sorry, but this is a firefighter bar now."
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"Although we might want to make some changes to the decor."
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"I'm thinking some old-timey pressure gauges,"
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"maybe an autographed photo"
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"of Denis Leary from "Rescue Me.""
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"Check it out."
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"♪ I wish you were alive, Doug Judy ♪"
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"♪ God will give you a high five ♪"
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"- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug Judy ♪"
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"♪ You're a friend, friend, friend ♪"
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