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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.2 (S01E01)

"the bitches, the niggas, the women, the children,"
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"the workers, the dealers, the addicts, the killers,"
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"the quiet, the livest, the realest, and that's close."
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"Strong back shit lifting it up"
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"from the big and the small."
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"I'm like J. Brown, getting involved."
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"And when I'm letting off a round don't get in the cross."
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"Have your preacher man talking low getting his cross."
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"Tell the wild card boy not to get off their horse"
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"It's a real bad way to get your name in the source."
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"Test the limits of a dangerous force."
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"You ended up dumb, famous, and gone."
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"Pouring liquor on the day you was born."
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"it's no need for all that. It's all good."
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"All live all day listen when the song say..."
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"Don't push me 'cause I'm close"
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"the workers, the killers, the addicts, the dealers,"
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"Don't push me 'cause I'm close"
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"to the edge, back, middle, and front."
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"I'm like J. Brown getting involved."
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"Now get yours."
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"Bang it, bang it, boom bang, diggy boom boom."
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"It's the bomb. It's pretty hot, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"Now get close."
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"Bang it, bang it, boom bang diggy boom boom."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, Mos Def."
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"Yo, Chappelle!"
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"Yo, wrap it up, "b"!"
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"Wrap it up, "b"!"
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"I'm rich, bi-atch!"
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"(horn honking)"
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"Oh!"
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"Ow!"
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"(Dave Chappelle) Lick your fingers."
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"Crack!"
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"Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life!"
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Have a seat, man, let's all relax."
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"You know, we've been getting a little flack in the press."
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"You wouldn't wanna hear a young black dude"
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"She's in my contract."
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"(cheering)"
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"So do white people."
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"Craziest thing I ever did sexually?"
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"We're fuckin' done, man!"
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"I've got a nagging suspicion that bitch ain't Jamaican,"
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"you know what I'm saying?"
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"You getting out of jail!"
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"Man, you want some too?"
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"Wrap it up! (moaning)"
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"It's the finals, you're gonna need it to pass"
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"Yeah, yes."
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"what drug-awareness week is."
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"I started doing drugs when I was little, just like you, fellow."
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"and then, he basically told them"
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"(farting)"
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"was melting the snickers bar for the sketch..."
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"But I caught him like he was doing a thing, he was like..."
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"but don't go nowhere,"
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"because we've got Mos Def when we come back, man."
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"I'm like the second plane that made the towers face off."
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"So cool and old school like A-4."
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"Come on fall back"
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"We all here going all out."
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"Strong back shit lifting it up"
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"Go on, go on!"
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"Pretty white girl, come on out."
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"O.J. didn't do it."
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"(cheering)"
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"It's like being the director of an awards show"
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"That is a week of drug education for children in schools."
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"That's it, you're done, man!"
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"(announcer) Give it up right now, for my man, Dave Chappelle!"
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"Oh... yes!"
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"and my sorority sisters were, like, cheering me on."
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"Chappelle's Show. Ow."
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"flippity-flap, flippity-float, flippity-fleep,"
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"(announcer) For years, we've all watched celebrities accepting awards"
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"Wrap that shit up, "b"!"
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"(pounding gavel)"
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"I'm taking you on a journey, girl!"
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"Woo!"
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"(pounding gavel)"
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"to really drive the point home to the youth,"
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"and you don't need these big Brooklyn feet in your ass."
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"come talk to the kids."
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"And tonight, we have a tape of just such an event."
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"for me to be here at Pinehurst school,"
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"He's been away for a while but he's back around."
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"Hey, welcome back, gang."
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"Now, I don't know if you guys know at home"
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"Now, I don't know how many of you guys are from my generation;"
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"Tyrone go clean up your room."
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"Goodbye!"
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"Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life."
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"and all my favorite cartoon heroes came to my room"
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"Now he's back on point."
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"everybody that helped me out this week."
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"Get it straight or get the fuck up out my face dog."
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"Right."
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"Yeah yeah."
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"I don't know if you guys have seen some things"
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"I have some things I need to get off my chest."
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"Okay, have you gained weight?"
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"(dial tone)"
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"you've got that same power, right in your pocket."
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"Available at all Walbogs."
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"The goofiest crackhead in the town."
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"He's finally home he's Tyrone."
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"Well, I'll tell you, use your magic markers."
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"He kicked his habit back in the joint."
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"Please make some noise for my brother, Mos Def!"
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"(cheering)"
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"to the streets, to the beats"
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"the bitches, the niggas, the women, the children,"
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"You're done, wrap it up!"
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"Mos Def."
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""The Wrap It Up Box," in stores now!"
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