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Clips from Dinosaurs - I Never Ate for My Father (S02E02)

"(GIGGLES) Son, you are just a little ball of goodness."
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"-Oh, I love you, daddy-wuddy-wuddy. -(SWAMP MONSTER GROANS)"
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"-(IMITATES KISSING) -(CHUCKLES)"
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"-Hey, we're... we're hugging down here. -We're hugging."
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"ALL: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"(SWAMP MONSTER GRUNTING)"
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"-Another shower, Dad? -Yeah. Ten more oughta do it."
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"-You got spit up? -Yep."
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"-You got spit up, too? -Yep."
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"Did you bring me a present?"
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"Meat and vegetables."
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"-Everyone can pick what they want. -EARL: You hear that kids?"
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"Your mother and I aren't too old that we still can't learn a thing or two."
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"(GASPS, GRUNTS)"
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"(CRUNCHES, SCREAMS)"
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Honey, I'm home."
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(BIRD CHIRPING)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"-Oh. -(BOTTLE CLATTERS)"
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"-You're full now. -Not full. Empty. Fill me up."
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"Honey, that was dinner. Next bottle's at bedtime."
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"(YAWNS) Tired. Sleepy. Night-night."
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"-Night-night. -No night-night."
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"This stinks."
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"Hmm. (GASPS)"
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"Come here. Come here. Come here."
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"(GRUNTS, CHOMPS) Mmm."
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"(CRUNCHES, SHRIEKS)"
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"(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)"
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"(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)"
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"(WINCES, SCREAMS LOUDLY)"
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"Ma, can we please have dinner? I'm wasting away."
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"-My thighs are hardly touching. -Don't exaggerate, dear."
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"I don't see why the whole family has to wait for Robbie"
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"to get home from the stupid YMCA?"
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"-Whoa. -Hey, hey, hey."
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"We don't talk that way about the Young Males' Carnivore Association"
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"-in this house, little girl. -Oh..."
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"I remember the day when I was initiated down at the Y."
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"Made quite a meat eater of me."
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"Do they really make you rip open a live mastodon with your teeth?"
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"Yeah, that's right, little girl."
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"It's a good wholesome tradition for a young boy."
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"-Oh. -It'll keep your brother off the streets"
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"and teach him about his place in the food chain."
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"Won't be long before you get the urge"
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"to rip into some flesh yourself, huh, junior?"
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"-ROBBIE: My old man's gonna kill me. -DAVE: It's no big deal, dude."
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"Everyone was tearing open their mastodon."
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"I... I looked at mine. I showed my teeth. I ralphed on my shoes."
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"Hey. You spewed a little lava. It happens."
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"Yeah. Some carnivore I turned out to be."
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"Well, maybe the YMCA just isn't right for you."
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"Well, not everybody's cut out to be a carnivore, Rob."
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"Did you ever think that maybe you're a..."
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"a herbivore?"
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"No way!"
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"My dad's a carnivore, my mom's a carnivore."
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"-My sister... Boy, is she a carnivore. -Yeah. Yeah."
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"I've got to be a carnivore."
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"Well, it's not necessarily hereditary."
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"(GASPS) You..."
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"You're one of them? Are you sure?"
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"I mean, how long have you known?"
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"Ever since I was 12, you know, whenever I see vegetables..."
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"Hey. I sneak out of the house on weekends."
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"-I go to this veggie place across town. -Mmm-hmm."
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"Why don't you check it out with me sometime."
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"Uh, no thanks. I'm not looking to munch on any greens."
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"Oh, you don't have to eat anything!"
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"You just hang out and meet some of the herbivore girls."
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"-Yeah. -(CHUCKLES) Makes them wild!"
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"Yeah. Hey, I'm going tonight."
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"-Huh? -You wanna meet me there?"
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"Uh... Hmm..."
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"I see you. (GRUNTS)"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"-Hey, hey, hey! There's my carnivore. -Oh. Oh. Dad! Dad! Dad!"
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"-My boy. -Charlene!"
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"-(SIGHS) -Son, you and I have had"
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"but as of today, you're on the right track."
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"And I'm glad I had ya."
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"Ah, jeez."
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"I just got off the phone with Emily Stavis."
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"Not now, Charlene. Dinner's getting cold."
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"She said that Peter Rubens said"
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"that Diana Longson said that her boyfriend said"
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"Ooh! He's not a carnivore, he's a cannibal. (LAUGHS)"
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"But the whole thing was stupid anyway. Why should I rip apart some poor mastodon?"
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"-That's what he did to you! -(GROANS)"
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"Bigger eats smaller in the carnivore kingdom."
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"-(SIGHS) -That's the way it's always been."
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"-Yeah, well, you know what we call them? -Earl, not at the table."
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"-Herbo! Herbo! -Where did you learn that language?"
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"It's television. They say whatever they want."
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"Television is responsible for the utter degradation of our society."
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"-We should write letters. -Mom."
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"-What? -Get a life."
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"Oh, uh, I don't feel very hungry."
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"-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) -Hey, sit down!"
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"If your mother can take the time to kill this dinner,"
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"you can take the time to eat it."
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"(STAMMERS) Why do we have to eat animals every night?"
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"The green menace has crept"
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"-into our very home. -(GROANS)"
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"Robbie isn't one of those radicals."
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"There's one hiding under every bed, Fran."
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"Robbie, I'm gonna ask you something. I'm gonna ask you straight out."
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"Are you now or have you ever been an herbivore?"
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"You either answer me or you go to your room."
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"Fine. (GRUNTS)"
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"(GRUNTS) That kid has defied me at every turn, Fran."
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"Little by little, he's eating away at my heart and soul."
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"I'm carnivorous, Daddy. I'll eat anything that moves."
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"-Charlene, you are now my son. -Thanks, Daddy."
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"Can I have money for lipstick?"
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