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Clips from Dinosaurs - I Never Ate for My Father (S02E02)

"(CHUCKLES)"
Dinosaurs
"I'm not letting you give up on Robbie like this."
Dinosaurs
"Oh, that's what you want? Well, here's what I want."
Dinosaurs
"and not go upstairs."
Dinosaurs
"But the hell with me."
Dinosaurs
"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
Dinosaurs
"FRAN: Robbie, your father wants to talk to you."
Dinosaurs
"-Robbie. -(GASPS)"
Dinosaurs
"See this, Fran? He's gone. Skipped out. Jee."
Dinosaurs
"I come up here on my own for a little heart-to-heart with my boy,"
Dinosaurs
"and how does that little lizard repay me?"
Dinosaurs
"He leaves. He doesn't stay. He doesn't trust."
Dinosaurs
"-I'm gonna search his room. -Earl, stop it."
Dinosaurs
"I wanna know how far this thing has gone."
Dinosaurs
"(DRAWER OPENS)"
Dinosaurs
"(EARL GASPS)"
Dinosaurs
"(GASPS) Broccoli!"
Dinosaurs
"I could have understood a carrot or a little lettuce maybe,"
Dinosaurs
"but right to broccoli?"
Dinosaurs
"(GROANS) No. My son is an herbivore."
Dinosaurs
"I'm sure Robbie doesn't even know what it is."
Dinosaurs
"-He gets it from your side, Fran. -What?"
Dinosaurs
"Your Uncle Elmo. The one they never talk about."
Dinosaurs
"He ate off the wrong side of the plate."
Dinosaurs
"he wouldn't have turned to this! (WAILING)"
Dinosaurs
"Frannie. Come on, honey. Now don't blame yourself."
Dinosaurs
"I should have taken him hunting when he was a kid."
Dinosaurs
"I should have shown him the beauty of killing small things."
Dinosaurs
"(BOTH CRYING)"
Dinosaurs
"-(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(GUITAR PLAYING)"
Dinosaurs
"-Salsa! -(BOTH LAUGH)"
Dinosaurs
"♪ Can you tell me where she's gone? ♪"
Dinosaurs
"♪ She fed a lot of people ♪"
Dinosaurs
"♪ But the tasty, they die young Just like antelope mutton ♪"
Dinosaurs
"(MUSIC CONTINUES)"
Dinosaurs
"(SIGHS)"
Dinosaurs
"Uh... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
Dinosaurs
"Uh..."
Dinosaurs
"(GAGS, CLICKS TONGUE)"
Dinosaurs
"(GROANS, SPITS)"
Dinosaurs
"(COUGHS) Ugh. God. Ugh."
Dinosaurs
"-ROBBIE: Oh. -Hi there."
Dinosaurs
"I haven't seen you here before."
Dinosaurs
"Yeah. Yeah, well, I was carnivorous until a few days ago."
Dinosaurs
"♪ So have a salad with Thousand Island... ♪"
Dinosaurs
"-Yeah. -I love the smell of lettuce"
Dinosaurs
"-on a dinosaur's lips. -Huh?"
Dinosaurs
"Uh..."
Dinosaurs
"DAVE: Yeah. Go, dude. All right. All right."
Dinosaurs
"-Robert Mark Sinclair! -(GASPS, YELPS) Uh, Dad! Uh..."
Dinosaurs
"-We are getting out of here. -Uh..."
Dinosaurs
"-Oh, whoa. -But... but... but..."
Dinosaurs
"The old dinosaur's like totally herbophobic."
Dinosaurs
"Dad, you're embarrassing me."
Dinosaurs
"-I'm embarrassing you? -(ROBBIE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
Dinosaurs
"-(ROBBIE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) -You're a carnivore, Robert."
Dinosaurs
"-You belong with your own kind. -ROBBIE: Yeah, yeah. Fine. Okay, Dad."
Dinosaurs
"-Now come on! -(ROBBIE STAMMERS)"
Dinosaurs
"What's it gonna be, Robbie?"
Dinosaurs
"-Are you carnivore, herbivore, or what? -(EARL SIGHS)"
Dinosaurs
"Well, why do I have to be anything? I have a dream"
Dinosaurs
"that someday a dinosaur will be judged not by the content of his lunch box,"
Dinosaurs
"-but by the quality of his character. -(ALL CHEER, APPLAUD)"
Dinosaurs
"-All right! -Yeah. Right on."
Dinosaurs
"Ooh! You're such a radical!"
Dinosaurs
"-Yeah. -Let go of my son, you pea pusher."
Dinosaurs
"Dad, so what if they eat a few peas? They're proud of it."
Dinosaurs
"Hey! Come on! Hey! (GROANS)"
Dinosaurs
"ALL: (SINGING) ♪ Is give peas a chance... ♪"
Dinosaurs
"-Everybody's talking about radishes... -(SINGING CONTINUES)"
Dinosaurs
"EARL: Yeah, I should have dragged you out here a long time ago, Robert."
Dinosaurs
"ROBBIE: Look, Dad, I don't wanna go hunting."
Dinosaurs
"I... I just don't like killing things, all right?"
Dinosaurs
"Robert, listen to me, you're not a kid anymore."
Dinosaurs
"Okay, now, look."
Dinosaurs
"No one knows this. I didn't even tell your mother this."
Dinosaurs
"When I was 14, I..."
Dinosaurs
"I experimented with some lettuce."
Dinosaurs
"But those were my salad days. And you're too old for that, Rob."
Dinosaurs
"-We're merciless. -Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Dinosaurs
"-We got a reputation, son. -(SIGHS)"
Dinosaurs
"Now watch me, son."
Dinosaurs
"Okay? First we start to salivate."
Dinosaurs
"-Yeah. -(GROANS, CLICKS TONGUE)"
Dinosaurs
"Then we approach with stealth."
Dinosaurs
"(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)"
Dinosaurs
"-(EARL LAUGHING) -Ooh! Ooh!"
Dinosaurs
"-This is it, boy. Bon appétit. -Oh."
Dinosaurs
"-I'm not even hungry. -Put him in your mouth and chew!"
Dinosaurs
"You can't make me."
Dinosaurs
"Hey. What's with the kid?"
Dinosaurs
"Uh, nothing. Nothing's wrong with my kid."
Dinosaurs
"He's a veg-o, isn't he?"
Dinosaurs
"...and let's go home, Robbie?"
Dinosaurs
"the same thing at his age."
Dinosaurs
""Why do I have to eat the other creatures, Dad?"
Dinosaurs
""What's so important about the food chain?""
Dinosaurs
"-I like it. -I'm tough, but I'm fair."
Dinosaurs
"Robbie, the little snack is making sense. The food chain is what we live by."
Dinosaurs
"It's what we've always lived by. Bigger eats smaller. It's sacred."
Dinosaurs
"The one thing that gives order to our world."
Dinosaurs
"-(SWAMP MONSTER GROWLING) -Huh?"
Dinosaurs
"-What's that? -Oh. Swamp monster."
Dinosaurs
"Don't worry. He never comes out unless he's hungry."
Dinosaurs
"Uh..."
Dinosaurs
"(ROARING)"
Dinosaurs
"-(EARL WHIMPERING) -Dad. Dad!"
Dinosaurs
"Hmm."
Dinosaurs
"Oh. That was a close one."
Dinosaurs
"(GASPS)"
Dinosaurs
"(SOBBING) No..."
Dinosaurs
"Incoming!"
Dinosaurs
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
Dinosaurs
"(GRUNTS) Whoa! Where am I?"
Dinosaurs
"-Whoa. You mean... -Yeah. We got eaten. I was the appetizer."
Dinosaurs
"-You were the main course. -(GRUNTS) We're in a stomach?"
Dinosaurs
"(INDISTINCTLY CHITTERS)"
Dinosaurs
"Hey. How can you sit here waiting to be digested?"
Dinosaurs
"Listen to Mr. Big Shot, fancy pants, top of the food chain."
Dinosaurs
"(ROBBIE GROANS)"
Dinosaurs
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