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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Red Alert (S10E10)

"This is when it's good to have a woman in the house."
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"is unnatural in any way."
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"Pretty sure no one was thinking that."
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"Sorry -- I-I panicked and sent a group text"
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"because I didn't know who would respond."
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"Hey. I brought Lily some pamphlets."
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"Understanding the biology will help make her"
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"more comfortable with her menses."
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"Mensies? How is that not a gay bar for little men?"
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"We should --We're not buying another domain name."
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"She doesn't need pamphlets."
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"She needs love and support."
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"It's a beautiful rite of passage"
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"that is going to connect her with women everywhere."
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"And that's why I brought all the ingredients"
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"to make her a traditional Colombian period poultice,"
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"and she can rub it on her belly when she gets cramps."
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"Or she could just take some ibuprofen."
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"Oh, but is that going to draw out all of her sins?"
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"'Cause that's why women get their period in the first place."
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"Okay, very helpful. Two equally worthy paths."
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"Yeah, gotta say I'm leaning toward the pamphlet."
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"Hey, how's Lily?"
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"Oh, great -- more voices."
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"Where is she?"
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"I have two fetuses kicking me in the bladder,"
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"and I really have to pee!"
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"Okay, well, Larry's litter box is on the porch."
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"She's pregnant! You can't ask her to go outside"
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"and squat ov--Be right back!"
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"Gross!"
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"[ Door closes ]You're not better than us, you know."
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"Why do you think you're not sleeping?"
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"I don't know."
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"I guess I got a lot on my mind."
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"Bills, my one numb toe,"
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"is Haley gonna be a terrible mom,"
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"global warming..."
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"Back up, back up, back up."
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"Which toe is numb?"
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"Left foot. The one that goes to market."
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"And why are you worried about Haley?"
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"At her baby class, she did not seem ready."
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"I'm kind of glad Dylan had to work today."
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"I'm excited to see what you've learned."
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"Okay, everybody. Quick review before we start."
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"At what age can you first give babies solid food?"
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"Together: Six months.Two years!"
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"Together: Back.Mattress."
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"And the fontanelle is..."
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"Together: Soft spot.A hotel in Miami?"
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"[ British accent ] Phil. You ready to sell a house?"
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"Yes. Yes. Let's do this."
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"Uh, Desmond, this is my director, Luke."
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"I'm your son."
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"Aww. You always willbe."
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"Ohh!"
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"Dad."
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"behind thebest high-end real-estate walkthrough videos."
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"than, uh..."
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"that...causes all the earthquakes?"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"That's funny."
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"So, to recap our discussion,"
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"You open the door, say "Welcome to 15683 Canyon Ridge Drive,"
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"a six-bedroom, seven-bathroom, 8,600 square-foot home"
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"in the prestigious 90212 ZIP code.""
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"Desmond: Good. Let's try one."
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"Here we go."
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"Ready, and..."
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"action."
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"15683."
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"Cut.Moving on?"
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"N-No."
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"No, that wasn't right at all."
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"Um... pretty sure it was."
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"Phil."
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"You've got to do the whole thing."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah."
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"All right."
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"Back to one."
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"Ready, and..."
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"Thank you."
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"Claire! Thanks for coming in."
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"I'm Ben. This is my brother, Evan."
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"Hi."
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"Our dad's Uncle Ned."
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"But we just call him Dad. [ Chuckles ]"
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"We are so happy you're here."
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"Well, thank you so much for having me."
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"Yeah. [ Chuckles ]"
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"with what your closet company has done, fiscally speaking."
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"Well, to be fair, my dad is the one who built the business."
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"We can relate to that."
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"But we mean since youjoined."
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"Many people are saying that's when it really took off."
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"It is so nice to be recognized."
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"I -- I see tremendous growth potential in this company."
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"We think so."
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"That is, with the right captain steering the ship,"
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"fiscally speaking."
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"Which is why we're prepared to offer you a big salary,"
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"And all the cookies you can eat."
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"Um..."
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"Well, we're kind of on a clock."
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"How could that happen?"
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"We were hoping youcould tell us."
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"We don't know anything about business."
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"Fiscally speaking?Yeah."
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"That was kind of our dad's thing."
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"Also, making them, selling them, all that other stuff."
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"Just to be clear, what are yourroles here?"
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"We used to taste the cookies,"
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"but now we're chairmen of the board."
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"I see."
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"As such, we are legally bound to mention"
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"a little situation we have with the FDA."
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"Thanks to Evan,"
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"we keep failing something called the "hairs-per-million test.""
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