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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Red Alert (S10E10)

"And due to the videotaped evidence against our father,"
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"we need a highly qualified woman such as yourself"
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"to testify in front of Congress."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, I think we know what that means."
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"Yeah."
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"Welcome to Uncle Ned's."
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"Whether you're a bachelor, a couple, or a flamily --"
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"[ Laughing ] "Flamily" -- I just said "flamily.""
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"Wait, isit "flamily"?"
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"Desmond: All right."
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""This is modern California living at its finest.""
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"And action."
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"[ British accent ] This is modern California living at its finest."
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"I'm not hearing it!"
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"And action."
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"[ Normal voice ] You'll have state-of-the-art..."
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"[ Voice breaking ] appliances --"
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"I'm sorry. I got this."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Imagine life from this perspective."
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"That thing is gonna hit me!"
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"And best of all, the entire house is fully automated."
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"You can turn on the gorgeous fountains right from your phone."
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"Shoot. They're not working."
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"And thisone is about hormonal fluctuations"
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"One minute, you're totally fine, and then the next,"
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"Okay, well, thank you for helping,"
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"and don't take it personally."
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"At least now we know why she called my signature cuffs"
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"tackier than the Debbie Reynolds museum."
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"Y-Yes, that was definitely the hormones talking."
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"Look, everyone's taking this whole thing waytoo seriously."
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"When my daughter has her first Shark Week,"
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"we're just gonna laugh about it."
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"That's what girls want."
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"I mean, it is bananas"
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"what happens down there every month."
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"Only good thing is, it reminds me to pay my bills."
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"Oh, that'swhy my credit card keeps getting denied."
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"Hey, if there's somewhere you need to be --"
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"Just watch this.Mm."
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"That's right. And cheer up."
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"You're missing the whole silver lining in all of this."
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"A period is a Get Out Of Jail Free card"
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"Didn't study for a test?"
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"Don't want to go to gym class?"
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""Sorry -- lady problems.""
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"Wanna eat a whole sheet cake? Shut down a bad date?"
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"Smuggle some weed into a concert in your tampon box?"
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"Ain't nobody looking in there."
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"What is wrong with you?!"
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"That's the advice you want to give your daughter?!"
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"I know! I'm a disaster!"
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"How am I going to be a mother? I can't even make a swaddle!"
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"I'm gonna raise a couple losers, just like me!"
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"It's not your fault, you sweet dummies!"
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"Lily!"
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"Lily: Oh, my God. You too?"
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"I made you a Colombian poultice."
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"Is that what stinks? It's making me sick!"
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"We're gonna rub it all over your belly,"
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"and it's gonna make you feel better."
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"It's also not terrible on toast with a fried egg."
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"[ Gags ]How many people are out there?!"
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"Just a few supportive women."
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"Hello, sisters."
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"I must've texted the wrong thread."
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"Allow me to talk to the Earth Goddess."
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"U-Um...[ Clears throat ]"
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"Lily? Step-Uncle Manny's here."
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"Cherish this."
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"You've been given the ability to create life."
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"Each cramp, each migraine should remind you --"
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"Lily: Get the [bleep] out of here, Manny!"
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"Take care, everybody."
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"Jay: Claire, get in here."
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"How'd the interview go?"
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"Amazing."
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"First of all, that place smells delicious."
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"They made me an offer on the spot."
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"CEO, travel..."
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"hobnobbing with Congressmen."
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"Well, I'm not surprised."
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"You're a terrific candidate."
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"I turned them down."
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"Why?"
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"Well, first of all, because I made a commitment"
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"to everyone here and to you."
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"And it just... didn't feel right to leave."
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"That makes what I'm about to say awkward."
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"I'm quitting."
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"Oh, wha-- You're thatmad at me?"
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"and you're never truly gonna be in charge"
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"I didn't do it just for you."
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"Every good closet man knows when to hang it up."
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"And I -- I think I'm ready for a new challenge."
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"Oh, Dad, not window tinting."
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"It's like printing money, but no, it's not for me."
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"Here's what I'm excited about."
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"Let me show you. Mm."
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"What am I looking at?"
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"The future."
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"Fun dog beds."
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"Yes! I designed it myself!"
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"Cool. Cool."
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"So, the pharmacy tracks"
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"how all of your medications interact, right?"
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"[ Chuckles ] Claire, every year,"
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"people in this country spend $70 billion on their pets."
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"People or just you?"
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"I got a manufacturer lined up."
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"I'll sell them online, keep the overhead low,"
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"go to a bunch of dog shows -- super fun."
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"And if I don't lose all the money that I made"
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"selling my share of this place,"
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"Wow."
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"Are you sure you want to do this?"
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"I'd have quit years ago if you weren't here."
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"Well, if you miss me too much,"
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