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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Red Alert (S10E10)

"She had a volcano due in science class today,"
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"and when I was her age and had a big project,"
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"I'd get stressed out and act just like this."
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"You know, I still have nightmares about"
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"my War of Northern Aggression diorama."
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"Okay. What did we say when we got married?"
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"Never go to bed angry"
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"and you have to call it the Civil War."
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"Okay, I'll go check and see how far she's gotten."
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"Okay, Lily, honey, come on. Come out, all right?"
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"We can help you fix your volcano,"
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"and -- and you'll still make it to school."
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"Worst comes to worst,"
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"you'll be a little late for your first period."
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"[ Whispering ] Actually, she's a little early."
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"So --"
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"Lily is a menstruator now."
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"That's not what you call it."
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"Well, I'm just ashamed to admit"
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"that we never really prepared her for it."
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"Hey, we tried that one time."
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"Hey, girl. Hey! Hey!"
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"So, sweetie, Daddy and I were wondering if,"
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"now that you're wearing a training bra,"
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"if you had any other questions about your changing body."
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"Can we just not?"
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"Sounds good. Yeah, perfect."
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"I thought you were gonna ask Claire"
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"to talk to Lily about this."
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"Well, I was, but when I tried, Claire was in such a mood,"
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"because, ironically..."
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"Okay, we can't screw this up. We cannot give her a complex."
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"[ Sighs ] Okay, you see if you can track down Claire."
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"and try and conquer my fear of the feminine care aisle."
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"[ Groans ] Poor Lily."
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"If she were a sheep, she'd be dealing with this every 17 days."
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"Promise you won't say that while I'm gone."
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"All right, let's try the swaddle again."
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"Our blankets are folded into triangles,"
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"we do a left tuck,"
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"a toe tuck,"
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"a right tuck,"
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"and voilà, baby burrito."
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"Ugh! How did you do yours?!"
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"I guess that summer working at Burrito Basement"
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"was worth the E. coli."
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"Dylan and I have been taking a baby care class."
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"It's frustrating, because even though he's missed some,"
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"he's crushing it."
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"The class, not the practice doll."
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"[ Clears throat ] That was me."
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"[ Sighs ] Let's move on. What else do we have to get down for today?"
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"A bur-bur-burp. Boom. What's next?"
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"Hold on, Mom."
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"Do you remember the four other methods"
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"Uh, was one scare 'em?"
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"There's over-the-lap,"
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"over-the-knee,"
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"Grandmother's burp, and the bounce burp."
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"Ugh. Why do I suck at this?"
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"I know it's overwhelming, but you're gonna get there."
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"Don't worry."
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"[ Burps ]"
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"[ Groans ] Stop showing off."
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"Oh, good. You're sitting down."
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"We have a problem."
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"I went on the company website, and somebody left off"
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"the brushed brass upgrade on the Executive Premiere."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, I eighty-sixed that."
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"I already signed off on it."
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"They probably just wanted to double-check with me."
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"You know, I do have 30 years' experience."
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"Closet Time Magazine once called me"
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""The Neil Armstrong of the storage space race.""
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"Okay, Dad, you work two days a week,"
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"and you spent the entire last staff meeting"
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"doodling a pineapple."
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"How about this -- take the helm on the Berkshire line."
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"I discontinued that."
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"Yeah, but then Jeff cornered me in the men's room,"
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"and I relaunched it."
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"Okay, Dad, you are putting me"
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"in an impossible position."
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"I make decisions, and then you go around undermining them."
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"Everybody values your opinions around here, Claire."
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"In fact, I'd like your opinion right now."
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"Does this look like an igloo?"
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"Uncle Ned's Cookies wants me to be their CEO."
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"What?! You're considering Uncle Ned's?!"
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"Are you on reefer?!"
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"That company has tremendous growth potential."
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"It's snacks! This is closets!"
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"You're already at the show!"
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"At least there, I can be the boss"
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"and not just the boss's daughter."
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"Is this the part where I apologize"
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"for handing you a company"
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"Closet Fancy once called "top shelf"?!"
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"No, this is the part where I take an interview"
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"with people who actually recognize my value!"
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"Damn whisper slides."
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"Is Lily still in the bathroom?"
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"No, I used Larry's cat box for fun."
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"Ew!"
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"Okay."
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"Really? She needed all of this?"
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"It was totally overwhelming."
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"I just -- I just grabbed as much as I could."
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"I have tampons, maxi pads, variety packs --"
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"'cause, I don't know, sounded kind of cute."
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"Mm."
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"So, what are we supposed to do?"
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"We can't just throw these boxes in there and wish her good luck."
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"[ Doorbell rings ]Oh, thank God."
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"Is that Claire? Did you reach her?"
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"No, she wasn't answering, so I -- I called for backup."
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"Thank you for including me in this special time."
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"I brought flowers because our Lily's blossoming!"
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"Well, we really appreciate you helping us out."
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"Of course."
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