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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Ben Vereen (S01E01)

"And I'm in big trouble."
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"OK, right now I'd like to introduce Ben Vereen, a blockbuster of a talent."
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"(laughs)"
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"Well, there's nothing like starting off with an explosive opening."
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"Hey, listen, you wanna have George the Janitor clean up that mess?"
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"Now, as I was saying, we have a real dynamite guest tonight..."
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"Did somebody say "dynamite"?"
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"I'm beginning to get a slight headache."
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"Will somebody throw a net over Crazy Harry"
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"so we can get the show rolling?"
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"Right now I'd like to introduce our guest star,"
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"and you better not interfere with his act, Crazy Harry, because he has a short fuse."
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"Did someone send for a short fuse? (laughs)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ben Vereen."
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"♪ If someone stood up in a crowd"
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"♪ And raised his voice way out loud"
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"♪ Waved his arms"
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"♪ And shook his leg"
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"♪ You'd notice him"
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"♪ If someone in a movie show"
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"♪ "This whole place is a powder keg""
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"♪ You'd notice him"
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"♪ A human being is made of more than air"
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"♪ With all that bulk you're bound to see him there"
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"♪ Unless that personage should be"
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"♪ Invisible"
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"♪ Inconsequential"
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"♪ Me"
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"♪ Mr. Cellophane"
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"♪ Shoulda been my name"
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"♪ Mr. Cellophane"
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"♪ You can look right through me"
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"♪ Walk right by me"
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"♪ And never know I'm there"
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"♪ I tell ya, Cellophane (Ben scats)"
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"♪ Mr. Cellophane"
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"♪ Shoulda been his name"
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"♪ Mr. Cellophane"
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"♪ 'Cause you can look right through him"
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"♪ Walk right by him"
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"♪ Name, Mr. Cellophane"
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"♪ You never know I'm there"
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"♪ I tell ya"
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"♪ Cellophane"
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"♪ Mr. Cellophane"
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"♪ Shoulda been my name"
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"♪ Mr. Cellophane"
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"♪ You can walk right by me"
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"♪ Or look right through me"
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"♪ And never know I'm there"
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"♪ Never"
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"♪ Even"
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"♪ I'm there ♪"
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"I hope I didn't take up too much of your time."
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"I think the guests that come on this show should get combat pay."
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"What about us? Well, we're volunteers."
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"It's no use, Fozzie."
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"I don't think we'll ever get this thing open before the end of the show."
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"Oh, I feel awful."
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"I feel so sorry for everyone."
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"How do you mean?"
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"Well, they'll all be so disappointed when you tell them"
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"that today's show is canceled."
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"Canceled? Mm, yeah."
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"Well, obviously you cannot do the show without me."
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"Um... uh... Fozzie..."
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"Fozzie, there is one alternative to canceling the show."
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"Oh, there is? Yeah? We can replace you."
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"(groans)"
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"Fozzie?"
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"He takes these things kind of hard."
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"(man) Here's a Muppet news bulletin."
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"Mr. Melvin Cosgrove climbed a 30-foot pole"
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"His goal - to break the world's record in flagpole sitting."
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"That was 16 years ago,"
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"and yesterday his wife started wondering how Cosgrove was doing,"
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"especially since he was 84 years old when he started."
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"Authorities climbed the pole this morning"
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"and found that he had indeed passed away."
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"As a fitting tribute to her brave husband,"
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"(♪ tea dance music)"
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"You know, I picked up a hitchhiker the other day."
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"Oh, really? Yes, well, it's only right."
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"I was the one who knocked him down."
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"Tell me, do you like bathing beauties?"
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"I don't know. I've never bathed one."
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"You know, last week my cousin was seen on television"
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"by 30 million people."
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"Oh, what is he, a rock star? No, a football."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Really."
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"Herman, today I auditioned as an announcer for a TV show."
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"Yeah. But they didn't hire me. You know why?"
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"Because I'm a woman, that's why."
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"Discrimination. Are you listening to me?!"
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"Sermonette."
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"Did you know the Rolling Stones are here tonight?"
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"No kidding? They're my favorite singing group."
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"No, these are the other Rolling Stones."
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"(♪ "Fur Elise" by Ludwig van Beethoven)"
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"(plays wrong note) Ooh."
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"(plays wrong note) Ooh! Sorry."
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"(thud)"
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"(groans)"
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"Hey, you know, it's really great to have you on the show."
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"Why, Ben, you're just a bundle of energy."
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"Yeah, well, as a dancer, I try to keep in shape, you know."
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"You're telling me."
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"I've seen you dancing on Broadway and television and movies."
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"Why, you must work out a lot, huh?"
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"Well, yes, because you see, Kermit,"
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"as a dancer,"
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"your body is one of the most important things you have."
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"Did you ever stop to think"
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"where would you be without your, um..."
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"your body? Uh..."
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"but it's a darn good question."
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"You see, as a dancer, I've gotta be able to go to a leap"
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"with great explosive power, you see."
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"No! No!"
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