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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Ben Vereen (S01E01)

"Nice. Nice leap."
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"Well, time for a tea break. All right."
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"Literal chap, isn't he?"
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"Kermit? Kermit! Kermit! Mm? Oh?"
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"Kermit, you can't do the show without me."
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"Well, Fozzie, what choice have I got?"
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"But a Muppet Show without Fozzie Bear?"
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"It's like Gilbert without Sullivan, ham without cheese,"
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"Poca without hontas."
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""Poca without hontas"? Yeah."
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"What's a poca?"
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"(♪ polka)"
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"I know, I know. That's a polka."
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"Will you guys get out of here?"
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"See? Even in a box I'm funny. You need me."
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"The show needs me, Kermit!"
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"Who cares about a frog? I'm stuck."
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"(man) And now, "Veterinarian's Hospital,""
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"♪ Hut-Sut Ralston on the rillerah with a brawla, brawla sooit"
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"Dr. Bob, you can't sing at a time like this."
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"I'm not singing "At a Time Like This." I'm singing "Hut-Sut Ralston.""
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"An oldie but goodie."
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"Take it easy, George. (groans)"
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"Dr. Bob, the patient is sinking."
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"(German accent) Well, I vonder vat he is sinking about."
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"Well, laugh it up, nurse. These are the jokes."
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"The only joke around here is you, Dr. Bob."
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"This patient needs your assistance. Well, you're my assistants,"
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"(groans)"
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"Look, either give me some help or let me outta here."
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"I keep breaking out in a cold sweat."
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"Oh-ho! Well, I see."
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"You have a clear case of Pentransitphobia. (all) Huh?"
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"That's a dread fear of traveling through the state of Pennsylvania."
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"Enough of these pitiful jokes, Dr. Bob."
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"You've dedicated yourself to saving lives."
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"You're right. I saved six lives this week."
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"By operating? No, by not operating."
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"Dr. Bob, you've given this hospital a bad name."
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"I'll have to give it a better name. How about Eunice?"
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"This is impossible. Do you have a license?"
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"Of course. Every dog has a license."
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"The leash laws are really rough."
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"You dummy. I mean, do you have a license to practice?"
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"Yes, and I'm going to practice on you right now."
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"Bongos. Bongos, Dr. Bob."
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"Bongos?"
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"And so Dr. Bob is about to begin his bongo practice."
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"Tune in next week, when we'll hear Nurse Piggy say:"
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"(gasps)"
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"Dr. Bob, it's too late. You've lost him."
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"My uncle's into poetry. He loves Edgar Guest."
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"Why? Why else? He's a guesthouse."
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"Ben, how are you enjoying the show?"
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"Aw, Hilda..."
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"I'm getting such a big charge out of it."
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"D'you say you want a big charge? (both) No!"
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"(laughs)"
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"You know, I'm getting a little tired of this."
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"Once again, it is my great pleasure to introduce Wayne and Wanda"
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"and their stirring version of "I'll Know.""
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"♪ I'll know"
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"♪ When my love comes along"
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"Ai-yi-yi-yi!"
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"At least, Fozzie, you will be glad to know"
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"that the show is dying without you."
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"Oh, really? Would I lie?"
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"They love me. Me, The Great Gonzo."
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"Boy, that's the greatest show we've ever done."
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"So I lie. (moans)"
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"Oh, it could be worse, Fozzie."
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"This little door could be shut."
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"Things are worse."
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"See you, babushka."
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"(Fozzie) Hilda! Hilda!"
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"Fozzie? Hilda?"
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"Fozzie, is that you? Who's that?"
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"It's Kermit the Frog. Kermit!"
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"Hey, listen, I've decided not to cut you from the show."
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"Oh, thank you, Kermit."
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"OK, get him onstage, fellas!"
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"Well, folks, here comes the act you've all been waiting for,"
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"The Muppet Show's own great comedian,"
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"here he is now, feeling a little... cagey tonight,"
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"but nevertheless still the old master of mirth, Mr. Fozzie Bear!"
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"(Fozzie) Thank you. Thank you!"
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"Hey, it's really great to be here."
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"(sighs)"
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"I spent the whole day at the doctor."
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"I said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." He says, "Don't do that.""
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"Are you laughing?"
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"It's hard to hear. (clears throat)"
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"Then the doctor said, "Have you ever had this before?""
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"I said, "Yes." He says, "Well, you got it again.""
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"Uh... Thank you, thank you. You been a wonderful audience."
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"Please get me off."
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"Great, great, great. Let's all hear it for Fozzie Bear."
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"(Fozzie) This is humiliating."
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"Whoa!"
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"And now, folks, once again, Mr. Ben Vereen."
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"(sighs) Oh, boy. This place is so dull."
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"I hate it here. It's so dull."
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"(♪ "Pure Imagination" by Lesley Bricusse and Anthony Newley)"
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"Hi, Droop. Oh, hi, Ben."
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"Hey, look, I can take you out of this place."
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"No, thanks. I'm not allowed to cross the street."
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"Listen."
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"♪ Come with me"
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"♪ And you'll be"
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"♪ Take a look"
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"♪ And you'll see"
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"♪ Into your imagination"
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"♪ We'll begin"
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"♪ With a spin"
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"♪ Traveling in a world of my creation"
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"♪ Will defy explanation"
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"♪ If you want to view paradise"
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"♪ Simply look around and view it"
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"♪ Anything you want to, do it"
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"♪ You wanna change the world?"
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